Heyy! ;D

Long story short...
I'm quite busy these days to write a chapter, but when I do write a chapter to one of my stories, please review! I'd like to see what you guys think of my wierd little fanfics!

And if you want to check out my ORIGINAL stories, please click here (damn...I sound like I'm trying to sell something, but really, I'm not): http://www.fictionpress.com/u/747484/

Thanks!

~Ronnie~ whose real name isn't just Ronnie.

(Don't wanna blabber here - just send me a PM if you want to hear my internal diologue. But BEWARE! =D)

Okay ... I couldn't resist but blabber down below that line right there. You see it? It's a LONG. BLACK. LINE. at the top of this blubber - teehee, blabber sounds like blubber if you say it fast enough. :)

So if you want to know more about me, keep reading (although I highly discourage it).

What am I? Well, I'm human of course. Unless you consider being warm blooded with slightly tan skin a werewolf. My mistake! A shapeshifter. Wish I was one but the harsh truth is that I'm not. *whines* So yes, I'm just an ordinary human being with no special attributes or anything. I'm just plain...plain. Oh, and I'm also Canadian. I will reveal no more. If I do, then that'll give my stalkers more info, and that I do not want. (Hmmm...unless I want to be famous, but I think I'll pass :p)

How old are you? As of right now, (2010/2011), I'm a freshman in high school. I won't reveal anything more again because my birthday info is yet another thing I won't lose to crazy stalkers.

Are you a boy/girl? If you don't know by the name, then you're really slow to catch on. I'm a girl of course! Like, DUH! Not all guys write obsessively over the Twilight Saga *hails before the four supreme rulers...um - novels*

Are you obsessed with the Twilight Saga? Well, I'd like to say NO I'm not, but if I say that, then I would probably be lying. Most of the people I draw are from the Twilight Saga - movie or not - and all the fanfics I post here will also be Twilight related. I'd buy all the Twilight merchandise in the world - hehe, only if I had the money. But no (and this time I am NOT lying), I'm not as obsessive with Twilight as the "other" fanpires out there. :)

What do you look like? Okay. I'll slip only some details about myself. Enough for you to picture me without getting a vivid picture. Enough for you to not recognize me when I'm walking by your door, which I say, will be highly unlikely because I wouldn't know where you live...or maybe I do *laughs hysterically*. Yes, I'm a bit on the sadistic/hyper/crazy side. I hope you don't mind :). I didn't measure how tall I was because I lost the measuring tape somewhere in the garage. Darn. I'd hoped to find it before posting this. Nevermind. Anyway, I won't include my height here because I'd like to say I'm average height compared to others my age. Hmph - maybe a tad bit *grunts* shorter, but fairly average! I have dark brown hair that I will never EVER dye or highlight. You know why? Because I love me for who me am. Sounds weird, eh? That's what makes me unique *hugs thy self*. Oh, and the colour of my eyes are the same colour as thy silky (or not) hair: nice dark brun (using some nice French here, hehehe...). ^_^

Do you like to blabber? Hmm...I'd say sometimes. But when time is not on my side - and I'm saying it should be, but no, it doesn't work like that :p - I'd probably write a shorter drabble. And I'm proving my point by stopping this answer. Right. About. Here.

*sigh* Sorry - I just have some more things to say...

I made a website where you can contribute your ideas and see what some things (like clothes and places) in my fanfics look like. It's also a site where I'll put my tidbits of ideas that will (hopefully!) blossom into new fanfics. Please enjoy the site! :)
Ronnie Swan's Website: