"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Part 2 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

After losing the war against Madara our heroes wake up 10,000 years later in the Star Wars Old Republic period. An AU set after chapter 661 of the manga. All chapters are retooled to improve dialog readability as of 4/11/14. (On Hiatus).

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Kurama interfered with Naruto's death, leaving the blonde alone and stranded. Things will look up though, because even though the blonde's been screwed over, he- she is determined to make the best of it. She will carve a better future for all of her loved ones. (Don't take this fic too seriously). FemNaruto/Timetravel. KakaNaru. END OF MANGA SPOILERS/Dark themes.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.

No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

Soma Cruz finds himself in a school full of monsters, and one of them is his childhood friend. How will the reincarnated Lord Dracula deal with his new life at Yokai Academy? Plot written by me and edited and remastered by Alhazad2003.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Magical Girls is a Japanese tradition, so is quietly supporting them from the sidelines. Nana has every reason to believe that Tsuna is one too. So, she will smile and be oblivious to all the destruction and strange powers. She's there to be her son's normalcy.

A different reality, a different choice, a different fate: Watch as the Knights of the Round are summoned, their reactions and thoughts in these fleeting minutes. Short Chapter-Snippets as they look upon the Once and Future King, living not a life of bloodshed and betrayal, but of love and happiness. Watch as Saber meets friends of old, and tears are shed. AU-Oneshots

How much can one man give up, when he has nothing left to lose? The curtains close on the devastation Tartaros has wrought, and Gray is given a choice he can't make to travel back to a world he no longer knows. Damn it, this is why he was never supposed to be the hero! Comedy, Adventure, Time-Travel AU, Insanity, General Lunacy. Strong language, stronger Main Character. *On hiatus*

After splitting from Peter and Charlotte, Jasper finds himself in the company of a vampire with hair as red as her eyes. Female Harry Potter

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Over a year later, at Sinnoh's Lily of the Valley Conference Ash begins to unlock his latent Aura talent that he'd discovered in Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. Will go into Unova and then Kalos after a time. Ship undetermined and suggestions not wanted.

[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]

AU TimeTravel FemNaru. Namikaze Sayo never meant for this to happen. All she wanted to do was to kill the councilors responsible for her current plight. So why the hell is she stuck in the time of the shinobi clan wars, befriending a young Uchiha Madara?

Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

Ace plays a prank on the Navy and the world gets to watch. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed.

Old and tired, Emiya Shirou decides to play a video game at his grandaughter's advice. How was he supposed to know the game would actually become real? Hiatus

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Reworking of White Sun Rising. The night before Rukia is taken back to the Soul Society, Ichigo gets an unexpected visitor, in an unexpected place. The beautiful woman tells him the snowy city is his inner world? And that she is his friends Zanpakuto? Obviously Ichigo thinks this is crazy...but he has no idea just how wrong he is... Eventual Ichi/Ruki

Introducing the Gēmā Gēmā no Mi: The Alabasta Revolutionaries happen upon a surprising treasure in their latest raid. A devil fruit unlike any they've ever heard of. Kohza hopes that it will provide the edge they need to save the people of Alabasta from the Royalists. (Gamer!Kohza)

In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. Adopted from Publicola

A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

Just a small one-shot for a possible power for Skitter. Have fun reading!

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

The Gamer. I never believed in reincarnation, but when I woke up as a baby named Han Jee-Han, I started believing. By that point, level up screens and stat point allocation weren't all that surprising. Kinda-Sorta-Psuedo SI.

Chapter Two rewritten. Rewrite in progress.

The Fire Emblem universe, formerly the stablest on Yggdrassil, plunges into the Infinite Loops. Witness the impacts this has on the Shepherds and the other denizens of the Loops. Based on Innortal's and Spacebattle's time loops, set in the universe of Fire Emblem: Awakening.

Louise Valliere wanted a strong familiar to prove that she wasn't a failure. What she got was the only living Contractor in existence, Kazuma Yagami. Crossover between Zero no Tsukaima and Kaze no Stigma.

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.

Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.

Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK

Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.

The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.