When the writing age has slowed down to the mere drabble of crap and nonsense, a person must step up to burn these stories and their authors in a flaming fury of words and text. Out of the shadows and into the depths of the writing world steps a soldier of darkness that shall sweep across the writing world and ignite the very words that make up these insolent stories and tear them to shreds with his blade of steel. That soldier is I, and I shall bring about the destruction of all that is unworthy of reading and writing with a stroke of breath and a slash of reality. You have been warned.