Important NEWS: I have moved on over to Justinbieberfanfiction.net and I will try and post my old stories as well as my newer stories, so please please please go on over and check out my new stories and you can continue to read my old ones as soon as I post them up there. My username is XxluckyblackcatxX here is a link to my account

Hey it's me, Hannah, here and i'm gonna start out my bio with the same basic (boring) infomation. *yes i left out the 'r' in information on purpose*. Kay so here it goes. Ima regular 14 year old girl who is enjoyin life at the moment. I'm the type of person who will tell you flat out the plain truth even if it might hurt. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and you'll always here my opinion even if ya don't want to (sorry it's just who i am). I'm fourteen years young and I blow out my candles on March 2nd. I have a confesstion...I'm in LUV with Justin Bieber. If u don't like my stories or me then get off my fucking page. (oops srry bout the language XD) My best friends (who r girls) in the entire world are Lucy Lou (Lucy Walker), Sambo (Sammy Callahan), and Eeore (Ariana Johnson). Now ma best dude friends would hve to be Joey Beck, Max Rinehart, Carson Dodson, and Dylan Pangallo. Ive learned to roll with the punches and not let anything or ANYBODY bring u down. And guys bye the way I'm single and ready to mingle so hit me up on my cell ;)...jk im not given my number to a random dude. I'm a teenager so I do some things tht im not supposed to but tht jus apart of learning. If u bitch at me then all bitch rite back ok hunnnnyyyyy hahaha. I sometimes laugh a little too much or think a little too less lol but i live my life to the fullest because tomorrow is not a promised day. So thx for listening to my to long of a bio! XOXO Hannah.

Funny moments in my life*

Me: Ya know Stupidity killed the cat, but Curiousity was framed.
Nate*Gasps* Hannah why'd you kill a poor cat.
Both: *Laughs like an idiot*

Me:Morgan your socks are untied.
Morgan*looks down and then back at me* You're so stupid
Me:hey I'm not the one who fell for it.

Sammy*goes in a dressing room to try clothes on*
Me*whispers to Joey* Ya know Sammy can be so weird sometimes.
Sammy*clears her throat* You know Hannah these dressing rooms aren't soundproof you dounut.
Me:see what I mean, who calls people dounuts.

Dad*tries to sneak up on me and danielle while we are on the computer*
Me:Daaadddd why are you creeping on us?
Danielle*makes a siren noise and then screams* Creeper alert, Creeper alert. There is a creeper in the house.
Mom*comes out with a broom in a batting posistion* Where?!

Carson*tries to do a cool flip off of my diving board but instead does a belly flop*
Ariana:Nice one Carson
Mom*takes a sip of her sweet tea* Ooooh would you like a side of epic with that fail? *takes another sip of tea*
Me&Ariana*Fall to the ground laughing*

Max:Ya know I bet I could live off of eating paper.
Dylan&I: Oh yea prove it.
Max:Fine *picks up a napkin and sticks it in his mouth*
Me:Um Max I sneezed into that napkin
Max*spits it out and goes to rinse his mouth out with water*

Me:You know my friend can do a french/german/stitch voice, and she make sound like she has a mexican accent.
Sammy:Oh my god...mexicans have accents.
Me*slaps myself on the forehead with my hand* that was an epic fail.

Mom*hands me a bowl of potatoe chips* Here's some chips hannah.
Me*screams* Noooooooooo not the potatoe chips.
Mom*gets worried* What's wrong hunny.
Me:the potatoe chips tell me to do bad things.

Me and Ariana were running around in Wal-mart and then like the 20th worker tht day came up to us, this is wat happened*
Worker:Do you need any help?
Me*gets down into the fetal possition, fake crys, and yells* WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE??
Ariana:Sir you don't have to tell her to get any help she already knows that she has problems.
Worker:Oh sorry. *gets freaked out and briskly walks away*

Lucy:Oh my god Hannah get away from me *she yells as I walk up to her with a scary mask on.*
Me:Lucy, we all float down here. *I say in a mock IT voice, then I chase her into the kitchen*
Lucy*opens the oven door up* GET IN THE STOVE.
Me:NO YOU GET IN THE STOVE
Mom*Yells* hey nobody gets in the stove exept for this turkey. *Mom yells as she points to a turkey that she bought at the deli, and then me and Lucy start laughing*

Don't tell me that the sky's the limit if there's footprints on the moon XD

Curiousity killed the cat but the cat had nine lives.

My favorite quotes:

(God made men first then he had a better idea,

We're best friends because parents couldn't handle us as sisters,

A dog is the only thing on the earth that can love you more than you love yourself,

A word to the wise ain't worth nothing- it's the stupid ones that need the advice,

Alright everybody line up alphabetically according to your height)

Dear Cross Country,

Your sport is our warm-up

Love,

Soccer =)

I luv playing soccer sooo much i also play basketball and tennis and i enjoy plaing the violin. Since i live in kentucky my family does own a horse farm so i've grown up my whole life around animals. I have a ton of horses, 3 dogs: Zoey (a black lab), Rosco (a lab/boxer mix), and Jewls (a pomeranian).Also i have a rabbit named christopher and a cat named Jinx. (i got my username from Jinx because he's a black cat and he gets lucky a lot) I also have three siblings. I have 2 older sisters who are 17 and twins and there names are Danielle and Morgan.Danielle has brown hair and blue eyes,and Morgan has blonde hair and green eyes. and i have a little brother named Nathaniel who's 12.He has brown hair and brown eyes.Luv ya Dani,Morgz,and Nate.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

1. Your Name: Hannah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color plus fav animal): Lime Green Puppy

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name, or city): Elizabeth Winchester

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first 3 letters of you last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Willhajen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of you last name, any letter of you middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aliecme

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Alice

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Jewls

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish but i luv them anyways

One day we will look back at this laugh nervously and change the subject

Evening News is were they start with saying "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Once a computer beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing

There are three kinds of people in this world: Ones that can count, And ones that can't count

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...Im gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt."?

Oooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Everyone has a photograpic memory. Some just don't have film

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The one who laughs last at a joke has the slowest mind. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If duct tape, band aids, or tylenol can't fix it then you have a serious problem

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I swear to drunk officer, I'm not god

Your left hand controls the right part of your brain, so really lefties are the only ones in their right state of minds.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someon called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What wall you first clue?", copy this to your profile.

(\_/)
(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what i chose)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is TORTURE
Sad movies suck (it's true and i hate em)
You own/ed an X-box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (hey i had a lot of boy cousins around my age and tht's basically all they had to play with)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collest football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in you mouth.
Sleep with you socks on at night.

Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (depends on what day it is)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting makeup on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (if they're sleeping it's fun to put it on)
Like being the star of everything.

Total:10

It's official i'm more of a guy or you could just call me a tomboy!

This is the Sound Track to my life. You can also do this all you have to do is put your IPod on shuffle and see which ever song is selected for your soundtrack

Opening Credits: All American Girl by Carrie underwood (um sorta goes but not really)

Waking Up: I read your Diary by Tino Coury (doesn't go at all)

First Day of School: Knock You Down by Keri Hillson (not at all either)

Falling In Love: Today was A Fairytale by Taylor Swift (awe tht goes really good)

Fighting: BattleField by Jordan Sparks (that goes really well)

Breaking Up: ridin Solo by Jason Derulo (makes Perfect sense)

Driving: Jesus take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood (eh at the beginning it would sorta make sense

Flashback: Like we used to by Rocket to the Moon (awe that makes a lot of sense too)

Mental Breakdown: Replay by Iyaz (no doesn't go)

Getting Back Together: First Kiss by 3oh!3 ft. Ke$ha (nah)

Prom Night: First Dance by Justin Bieber (omg totally goes i

Wedding: Butterfly Kisses by bob carlisle (it might make sense a little cuz the daughter is getting older and it's about her dad remebering when she was a little girl)

Birth Of Child: Mr. Right by Rocket to the Moon (nope doesn't fit)

Final Battle: Skin and bones by Romance on a Rocketship (doesn't fit at all)

Funeral: never let you go by Justin bieber (it can make a little sense if he's like telling the girl that he'll never forget her)

End Credits: could it be you by H wood (omg i love this song sooooo much)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. If you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if there is a monkey in pants dancing around in your head.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on the handle on the door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

I want a guy who I can run to with
eyes filled with tears
red cheeks
messed up hair
mascara

Running down my face

and the first thing he says to me is...
WHOSE ASS AM I KICKING?

A good friend would give you a cupcake on your birthday. A best friend would smash it in your face. Copy and paste if you are a best friend.

A good friend would bail you out of jail, a best friend would be sitting beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

A good friend would help you if you were hurt, a best friend would laugh and then help you.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism