things u should know: i cant get through a text or im without putting a smiley :) im totally addicted to twilight and with all the talk i do about

fanfics my moms swears i like them more then the actual books :) ive changed teams so much :) from edward to jacob to jakeward :) to renesmee

(never switzerland... sorry bella :D) and now im total team alice, shes amazing!! the best dang pixie vamp there is :) like theres more than one :) i

used to be a total shortie but the years are finally catching up to me and im growing into myself haha :) ALICE BRINGS AWESOMENESS TO SHORT

PEOPLE :) im completley random and so are my friends (that's why i love em!! my friend ashley is looking over my shoulder right now!!) i could be talking on the phone about homework and say chicken and

we both crack up! i could shop with alice every day and never complain :) also im a total gleek :) love it cant wait till april for more episodes! GLEEKS

UNITE! i say i could be an amazering (it's my word and its copywrited no one better steal it! ha jk) vamp but of course edward would probably

disagree, along with rose of course... :) so yeah i think thats it... look forward to my fanfics! peace yalz!

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder. Put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :D

MY STORIES:

Alice did what? - The story of what would have happened if Alice changed Bella in New Moon shortly after her saying the "it's getting beyond ridiculous, I'm debating whether to just change you myself" thing on the plane. In Progress- may be on Hiatus, sorry people but i have writers block :(

Alice did what? Without bold - People were complaining in reviews that the bold I used in my story was annoying and that if I kept it up they wouldn't read! :( Well that made me upset considering I don't want to lose my readers! So this is the same story without the annoying bold. In Progress- same message as above :(

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

Copy and paste time!

-If you think being unique is better than being cool

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, (twilight always!)

-If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman... (no man i know has read it and not laughed... the movies are a different thing... my soon to be stepbrothers watch them w/ me over and over again!)

-You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra', 'Cullen', 'Renesmee', 'Voturi' or more Twilight terms to your computer's dictionary

-If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments (twilight, new moon :D)

Proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity! These are actual label warnings!!

Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

Candle: Warning, A burning candle is fire

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but its just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (a little late for that...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (im curious...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ("fly delta")

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (something was lost in the translation here...)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (was this happening somewhere?)

On one of those hiking water bottles-- "This is a hydration bottle. Do not microwave." (okay...?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Thanks for reading this stuff :) PLZ READ MY STORIES :D