random fun stuff!!!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were saying mid-sentence, copy to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning

Some people are like slinkies - mostly useless but fun to push down stairs

QUOTES!!

"There is no good or evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it." -Lord Voldemort, The Sorcerer's Stone.

"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." The Sorcerer's Stone.

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely those things which are worst for them." - The Sorcerer's Stone

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore, The Sorcerer's Stone

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore, The Sorcerer's Stone

"Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't really a great time for me to have a House Elf in my bedroom." -Harry Potter, the Chamber of Secrets

"Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me?" -Harry Potter, the Prisoner of Azkaban

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." -Harry Potter, the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Hey! My eyes aren't 'glistening with the ghosts of my past'!" -Harry Potter, the Goblet of Fire

"Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now, students. If they can do it, why not us?" -Harry Potter, the Order of the Phoenix

“Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.” -Harry Potter, the Order of the Phoenix

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

"They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back."