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Hey, I'm Sophie, proud shipper of just about everything. Oh, and I love cats. Due to me being a lazy shit, I haven't actually posted any stories on this site, although I have a few ideas for some. The problem is, aside from not being the best writer, I feel like I wouldn't keep the characters completely in character, and honestly, I would rather never post anything on this site than write a story with characters so different to how they really are they might as well be OC's. Some things I love are: Doctor Who, South Park, The Mighty Boosh, Hetalia, The Inbetweeners, Gavin and Stacey, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Death Note, Regular Show, cats, awesome fan fics, Amy Winehouse, Ellie Goulding, Avril Lavigne, MCR, coldplay, Good Charlotte, gay guys ;) and food. Pairings I ship: KyleXCartman from South Park (my OTP) HowardXVince from The Mighty Boosh TophXSokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender GermanyXItaly from Hetalia FranceXUK from Hetalia PrussiaXHungary from Hetalia JapanXMe from Hetalia ;) GregoryXChristophe from South Park DamienXPip from South Park StewieXBrian from Family Guy CCXNiles from The Nanny JohnXSherlock from Sherlock LXLight from Death Note SamXFreddie from iCarly |
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The Sapphire Flame by TintedS reviews
The war with the fire nation is over. The Avatar has won. Balance slowly begins to return to the world, but somewhere turmoil remains. A young woman's sorrow consumes her. Can the Avatar help piece a broken soul back together? Azula/Aang fanfic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,822 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Aang, Azula
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,231 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Regular Crack by pinkluver93 reviews
What happens when you mix an awesome show with random crack pairings? Total non-regularness!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,385 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011
The Raging Quiet by Shyrgasse reviews
Mathias is the village outcast where the community is certain he is possessed by the devil. Lukas is a spoiled kid from Oslo coming to live in a remote, religious, village in hopes of creating a new future for himself. When he realizes the truth about Mathias being deaf he tries to teach him to speak while struggling to not fall in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,727 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] Sweden, Iceland
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
If You Had Five Minutes by PFTones3482 reviews
Based off of a fanfic story I read and the song Live Like We're Dying by Kris Allen...If you had five minutes left, who would you call? The characters of Phineas and Ferb ponder this, and then make those calls. I don't own the song...but I love it! Note: recently updated with an authors note to get word out faster
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,886 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Cloudy Snow-Globes by June Barley reviews
Jack Overland, is a college student at Burgess, but he also does ice sculptured snow globes under the Alias of Jack Frost. However, Jack is surprised to find the man who beautifully paints all the bases of his snow globes is a cranky Australian. Neither party is pleased with the other, but will they still be able to work together to keep making beautiful snow globes? *BunnyFrost
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,765 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Flight of the Valkyrie by CelticFeather reviews
As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 214,613 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Hungary, Prussia] Germany, Poland - Complete
Disfunction by SETI-fan reviews
When Raven's powers start developing a troubling new side effect, she and the team decide it's time to find a more stable way of processing her emotions once and for all. However, the road to inner peace is never smooth, especially where demonic presences are involved. (All characters play major roles, just couldn't fit them all in the tags.)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,619 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Robin
The Lovely Weakness by MsOutAndAbout reviews
Sherlock is coming apart at the seams, and it's all John's fault. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Drink Called Loneliness by Five Until Class reviews
Romano never thought he could put up with Germany. Germany never thought he could put up with Romano. Yet loneliness was a powerful force... Germany/Romano and Spain/Veneziano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,762 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Bury Fear by Tea Cup Sheik reviews
It was 6:30 in the morning, and Gregory was about to die.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Gregory, Christophe
A Study In Love by benaddictedtosherlock reviews
Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,079 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shell Cottage by AnnabethLuna reviews
Luna's story doesn't end when she's rescued from Malfoy Manor. At Bill and Fleur's peaceful cottage by the sea, she struggles to deal with the aftermath of her dark three months in the cellar with Mr. Ollivander, a budding new friendship with Dean and her worries about the DA. Starts from the end of Kidnapped to the Battle of Hogwarts. READ KIDNAPPED FIRST! Luna/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,678 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
Our Little Secret by BritishTraveller reviews
Arthur Kirkland is nineteen. You're supposed to have fun and be free when you're that age, right? Wrong. Arthur is a patient at Ashcliffe Psychiatric Hospital, a place where fun and freedom is hard to come by. With a corrupt doctor and a harsh past, nothing is easy in Arthur's life... But what happens when his old doctor mysteriously reappears with a plan to save Arthur? Rated M/MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
Future Blunder by DanceInLightening reviews
Hello my name is Sparentano or Nadja, whichever one you prefer. I am the daughter of Germany and Italy, and thanks to a dumb ass England I just traveled back in time. Thanks to my own stupidity however they may find out who I am. The problem is... I'm not even born yet. Things might just get a little messy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,933 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Superman by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the bright side there's some Stary and Kenndy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Back To The Past by HuddyJoy0524 reviews
When Robert and Cora wake up one morning in the year 2010, it's up to Carson and Mrs Hughes (with the help of rest of the household) to figure out how to get them back. A dual Cobert/Chelsie fic. Will contain some sci-fi/action.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,136 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Robert C., Cora C. - Complete
All Those Broken Memories by RainbowSquiddle reviews
What if you had a clean slate? If everyone you ever knew, completely forgot about you? Would you have the same friends? Enemies? Would that one person fall for you all over again..? Or would it all turn for the worst?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,280 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Deals with Death by Nationless reviews
How far will someone go to save themselves? Arthur has been asking himself that question ever since he died ten years ago. After working under Death for nearly a decade, his freedom is now in sight. But, the latest addition to his Kill List will make him question if it's really worth it. Warnings: Character death of questionable permanency.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,853 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Before It's Too Late by SomewhereOnABeach reviews
Life is a roller coaster. There's ups and downs and twists and turns. That's now Niles and CC got into this situation. A roller coaster. And to think it all started with a phone call about his mother.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,027 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - CC B., Niles
Love for Dummies by 35711 reviews
Francis thinks that if Arthur can just release some of that tension in the carnal fashion, he'll cheer up. As he attempts to find Arthur a friend-with-benefits, however, he grows less and less comfortable with the idea of Arthur being in a relationship- even if it's casual. Meanwhile, Arthur comes to some conclusions of his own. Rated T for... Belgium? FrUK. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
Useless Drabble Dumping Grounds by Otterberries reviews
Because every writer needs that place to dump their random ideas that are not good enough to be a full fic. Feel free to sort through this mess of random pairings, ratings, genres and or leave a request. Currently contains: Romerica, FrUk, AmeCan, Scotland, GerIta, Giripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
Tongues Tied and Hundred Themes by Tiramisu and coffee reviews
In year 1984, Arthur was born. Completely AU, Human, different pairings. HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, France
Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
That damn Autocorrect! by Anovia reviews
When you don't know what to do, blame autocorrect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Home by ThisShipSailsItsSelf reviews
Sherlock's POV. Something unspoken hangs in the air of 221B. Definitely the slashiest story I've written, first chapter could be interpreted as friendship, but after that it's romance. Chapter 19: Epilogue
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A New Stage by lilliewildelangtry reviews
Takes place 16 years after the Series Finale. Maxwell is hired by a local Californian theater to produce a stage version of "Sleeping Beauty", and Fran decides to get the whole family involved. Includes some side stories of love, humor, hate, and romance.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
England's Christmas Carol by flying-chipmunk reviews
When England starts to be a bit of a Scrooge himself - and on Christmas Eve no less - some familiar faces from his past reappear to teach him a lesson. But as he's taken on a journey by the Christmas spirits, can he realize that his own past, present, and future aren't as perfect as he'd like to think?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,633 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - England/Britain, America
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Rebuild by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
After losing their parents, Alfred and Matthew are put in the care of their uncles/godparents. Unfortunately, the two hate each other. The twins just want a family, and darn it they'll make sure they get one! FACE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,034 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
Synchronicity by Profe reviews
That's how the story is told. How Eric Cartman turned his life upside down and how he took Kyle Broflovski there with him. How Stan learned to live and let go and how Ike learned to forgive and move on. It is the story of how just one action can change four different peoples' lives forever and it is the story of how those four people finally realized they were gonna be okay.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Not So Secret by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Companion fic to "Keeping Secrets". Some seriously weird things have been happening to Baljeet lately and he starts to wonder if there's more than meets the eye. BALJEET'S POV. BuJeet, Buford/Baljeet, BSquared
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,730 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Baljeet, Buford
The Perks of Non-Linear Narrative by kyaticlikestea reviews
After Amy dies, the Doctor leaves flowers. He doesn't leave Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Double Edged Sword by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Cartman wants an honest opinion, no he's seriously, an honest opinion of what his friends think of him. When Stan's attempt at tact and Kenny's sarcasm aren't good enough, Cartman leads by example listing off everything he hates about them. Of all days for Kyle to be tardy to school.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Treehouse of Truths by TweekingOut reviews
Kyle, stan, kenny, cartman, butters, kevin, clyde, tweek, craig and Token play truth or dare in Kyle's tree house. This is no normal game of truth or dare, its south park truth or dare. A bit of Bunny, creek, kyman in this. Written from Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012
Adventures of an Arrogant Brit by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Christophe and Gregory, a mercenary and a civil rights activist, work together for various missions. What could possible go wrong? T for language, violence. Some slash. Oneshot series.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Christophe, Gregory
Night Terrors by Iris Luna reviews
America has a nightmare, and England decides to tell him a bedtime story about a man in a blue box... No slash, young America. One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Ludwig Beilschmidt and The Cheerful Muggle by kyootness reviews
Vacations blow when you're sixteen, unable to perform magic and stuck in a tiny village that is really just a Muggle dump. Or such were Ludwig's thoughts before a cheerful Muggle girl decided to trip over him while he was napping in the shade of a tree..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,970 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Arranged Companionship by Always Crazy reviews
Schuester and Beiste simply want the Glee kids and the Football players to get along. Their new plan involves every football player to 'adopt' a Glee Kid. For a month, they have their own Glee Kid to be 'best buddies' with. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,922 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Love Knows No Boundaries by lemonwhiskers reviews
John and Sherlock wake up on Westminster Bridge only to find themselves in 19th century London. While they try to figure out what happened and how to get home, they must deal with their new surroundings, their feelings for each other, and, most importantly, investigate the most enthralling unsolved case of all time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, OC
Goodbye and Hello by futureauthor13 reviews
'Who would've thought a small, teal, semi aquatic mammal could make such a difference in his life' Oneshot. Future fic.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Deprived by hannahtranter16 reviews
Phineas and Ferb have some new house guests to contend with, while Perry gets the brunt of their wrath! What will happen when these new house guests come to stay? OC's in here too! Warning though, bit of animal cruelty
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Major Monogram - Complete
From Hate to Love by theflawintheplan reviews
"We have a lot of history together. You can't just throw away everything that happened." "I can," Christophe huffed from beneath the blond. "...And I 'ave." As the door slam's echoes faded, Gregory was left to think in the silence. Christophe/Gregory.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Gregory, Christophe
A Guide to Love by theflawintheplan reviews
The last time Cartman even looked Kyle's way was during a field trip when they were eight years old. So imagine Kyle's surprise when he meets Cartman while on an assignment for work. Full summary inside. KxC, please read and review. FINALLY UPDATED
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Redamancy by thefluxcapacitor reviews
Redamancy: the act of loving in return.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Process and Product of Planning by xxThe Extra reviews
Kyle Broflovski, aspiring architect, seeks the friendship of the obscenely wealthy Mr. Cartman in order to gain more experience in his field; Mr. Cartman feels their relationship would be better suited to other purposes. Kyman. AU: 1800s England.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Forgive and Forget by Heartbreak-penguin reviews
When the Griffins land in an unfortunate event; Stewie is left to be taken care of by Bonnie and Joe, but will he learn to Forgive and Forget in time? Rated for language, violence, and sadness... no flamers!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Stewie G., Brian G.
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Welcome to Hell by comet80 reviews
When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,303 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman
Letting Go by Undergargle reviews
Howard commits unexpected suicide, leaving Vince to attempt to pick up the pieces and move on with his life. But will Naboo and Bollo be able to help him let go? Or will Vince's determination to bring Howard back be its own reward?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Vince N. - Complete
Tutor Me by Oxyidiot reviews
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rollin' With the Boys by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Bob Fossil, feelin' a little lonely, invites himself on Vince and Howard's "guys night out." But unbeknownst to him, it's actually a date night. Vince/Howard. Takes place during the Zooniverse.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
After finding love by VicPin reviews
After of the events on "Cartman finds love", Kyle receives an unexpected visit on his room... :Kyman/Cartyle:Translation of a fanfic of mine: Dedicated to: JeyDS. Get in and read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Affair by NoLongerWriting-AbandonedAccou reviews
She confessed her love and he rejected her. Years later he begins to realize his love for her but it's too late, she is promised to another. They meet secretly, a forbidden act. She could be killed for such a thing... REWRITTEN!4/14/2012
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Longing by Actorbaybee reviews
"And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am" - In which Vince has to fight with his feelings for a certain Jazz freak.. Set between series 1 & 2
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Vince N., Howard M.
Mystery Valentine by Wedjat reviews
Cartman receives nothing on Valentine's Day except an anonymous card in his locker. Instead of just appreciating it like a normal kid, he launches into a full blown investigation to discover who it was that gave it to him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Eric Cartman
Frozen Hearts by Lego Dinasaur reviews
Pip gets excited for his school's annual skiing feild trip. He hopes that this year, he can make a new friend. But when his skiing partner turns out to be the son of Satan, things don't turn out as he'd hoped. Damien x Pip Dip. Fast updates
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cartmans little servant by marcelinelvskick reviews
Cartman has ben wanting a servant for some time now. when his friend comes over for a visit, he deccides its about time he gets one.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Quiet Observations by Notasongasandwich reviews
High School hold many surprises. Change being the ultimate aspect for one of our favorite South Park residents.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Fairytale Land by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Cartman wakes up in a strange place and is told he must go save a princess to restore the land to peace. Not his favorite thing to do. Weird things are afoot. Rated T for South Park. Somewhat like Legend of Zelda, but with a South Park twist
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Eric Cartman
True Feelings by KymanStolovanandNocoforever reviews
Told in Eric Cartman's point of veiw. When Cartman gets in trouble at school, his first assumptions are that Kyle is the cause of it, but when Kyle's the one to actually get in trouble what does Cartman do? Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Eric Cartman
The story of us by LittleMissStark reviews
"Stan didn't even know that." Eric Half smirked as he walked closer. "I told you he don't know a damn thing about you...but I do."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Keraunophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Keranophobia, fear of storms. Kyle hates storms.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Super Hero by cell12 reviews
Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
All I want by LittleMissStark reviews
Angst warning! "tuffs of red curls with snow steady falling into it, contrasting the red. He quickly opened the door to see his little Jew, eyes red and puffy, shakily holding a small wrapped gift."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessed by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. And so many ways to break it-obsession, pyromania, being raped, having a look-alike, sharing a bedroom with your rival... Falling in-being pushed into-love. Or hate, whatever this is. Kyman, 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Summer Long by slink74 reviews
It's the boys' senior year of high school, and everything is changing. So when Butters disappears, they take it as an initiative for their final big adventure. Of course, they have no idea what they're getting into. Lots of boy/boy romance, please comment
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Anything for you by simplystardust reviews
Stewie takes a drastic step in his journey to win Brian over, but how will Brian react?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Changes by Bramblestarofsunclan reviews
Kyle's family dies and Cartman takes Kyle under his wing. Not sure if this is going to be a Kyman fanfic yet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Starstruck by The Brat Prince reviews
Being loved by this man, by this creature…it’s not gentle, not kind. It’s being cherished by something as fierce and primal as a lion. Maybe loving him does a little to tame the beast within, but it's more like being caged myself, so why bother? Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Gregory, Christophe
The Sound of Hetalia by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Hetalia plus Sound of Music equals chaos! Feliciano, the pasta and music loving aspiring nun, is sent off to care for the strict Captain Ludwig von Trapp's seven children - Elizaveta, Matthew, Feliks, Ivan, Eduard, Toris and Raivis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
We'll Meet Again by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Vince is a London evacuee and ends up in Yorkshire with Mrs Moon and her estranged son. D/C: Not mine! Set in WW2 times. xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
The Handy Dandy Notebook by Peoplepersonsof DooM reviews
Steve finds out that his notebook is more handy dandy than he once thought when he discovers that he can use it to kill people. With this new ability, how far will Steve go to make the world a better place? Will anyone stop him?
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
To Wash it All Away by icypinkpop reviews
Kyle finds refuge from the rain at Cartman's house one evening, emotionally wrecked by a souring experience from the person he considered his Super Best Friend. CartmanXKyle. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Seamus Finnegan, the World is in Your Hands by Wraithlike reviews
Seamus Finnegan, the unwitting Dubliner is forced to fob his way through an encounter with Voldemort at the last battle in Hogwarts. Unfortunately, Seamus fails to recognise Voldemort. Hilarity and hysteria ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Seamus F., Voldemort - Complete
The Ultimate Revenge by Pocketface reviews
After Kyle starts dating Wendy, Cartman's pissed. He comes up with an ultimate revenge to get both of them back good. But, he makes a fatal mistake... KyleCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete