I am Number 15 Ugxs Dangerous Laugh

ALL STORIES BEING REMADE

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Friends:

BeachChic1313 AKA Rachel:Rachel is a fun Girl and My Best Friend on here I thyink of her as a sister she's my No.1 Friend in KH! We Can Talk about Stuff no one else knows and I can trust her more than anyone!

Rex Exco:The dude is epic and cool he's my Best Friend when it comes to SSB I think of him as a brother

SaSa (LunaSunStar) technically my first FF friend me and her still talk but time zones get in the way
I am writing a story along with other writers current admins are

My favourite quote:

"My pokemon live a life and death battle every time I battle a trainer, I'm not sure they're having 'fun'. "-GhostWolfGames

OCs that i usually use

Gemaxan She is Female Nobody she is 30 and the nobody of Meagan a Resident Of Radiant Garden She is Blond Has Her Hair in a Pony Tale she is Best Friends with Larxene her weapon is Asef a Staff Made of Light and she had a Daughter with Ugxs(OC Version) named Rikiax Asef mainly is a healing weapon barely does damage but she also has a fusion with Xodok which CAN be permanent it gives her psychic powers meaning she can attack and is actually quite

Ximika powers her weapon Vol can make her use any powers if she writes it down

Saleria Ziozo

She wields a powerful and strong Blade known as Xreli the sword of bloodshed is Gem's sister

Maggie aka Magdelene aka Amedelaxen

Whiteish hair despite her being obviously being younger than Gem being maybe 29

she is number 18 in Organization XIII she is smaller than Gem

Her weapon is A Sword called Jevagen the sword of Ice and Jizu twin ninja stars that have a ghostly presence

Her abilities involve both Death and Ice she also loves music

She was originally married to Ugxs when he was Gus but after death no longer wanted to be married so Ugxs married Gem which he still thinks ISN'T a mistake despite this he is still friends with her and when ever Vexen and Demyx flirt he's there to help which pisses of Gem along with Ugxs Gem Roxas Axel Xion and Ugxs' kids she shows some of the most hints that she may have a heart

Ciovox

Ciovox is a Gallade that wears a Org XIII coat see Xodok for his Known moves

Fuuxioz

Fuuxioz is a Gothitelle that wears a Organization XIII coat see Xodok for her moves

Fialazax

Fialazax is a Gardevoir that wears a Organization XIII coat see Xodok for her known moves

Xodok

Xodok is A Mewtwo who wears a Org XIII Cloak Ugxs caught him when he had visited the Pokemon world Xodok is very Loyal to Ugxs his Known Moves are:V-Wave, Psystrike, Dark Void, and Dream eater by knowing these moves it is easy to tell Xodok is a very Special Mewtwo

Mepitox

Mepitox is a Mew who wears a Org XIII cloak Ugxs caught her when he was in the Pokemon world she is very loyal to her Master Like Xodok She Knows V-Wave Psystrike, Dark Void, and Dream eater

Ziozox

Ziozox is a Deoxys who wears a Org XIII cloak Ugxs got him when he was in the Pokemon world he is very Loyal to his Master Like Mepitox and Xodok he Knows V-Wave, Psystrike, Dark Void and Dream Eater

Rikiax is a girl thats 10 she looks like Kairi(a ten year old KH 2 Kairi) Nobody She Has 2 Custom Keyblades called The Light of a Child and and The a Child's Love the 1st one looks like Riki's head while the second shows 2 Children holding hands (Zeraxio and Rikiax)

Kixur he has Black Hair and Eyes exept he has Red hair and is Gem and Ugxs' Child His weapon is Soul Eater(A keyblade)

Ugxs is a Male Nobody he is 30 he is the Nobody of Gus a Resident Of Radiant Gaurdian he is Skiiny short and has black hair in Zexions Style his weapon is Olez a Lexicon-Scyth(Marluxia and Zexions weapons)his weapon disables magic He also Has a Bow and Arrow of darkness named Vaxill, Vaxill and Olez summon Ugxs' other partner's Lio and Ziozo Ziozo being an angel and Lio being an elephant that he rides there is also away to summon Ugxs if you swirl your hand with your thumb in front of your pointer finger and darkness comes from your heart he will come

Ejoxis She is a larger woman she is 30 she has lots of freckles and blonde hair her weapon is Selzxa a her weapon is actually a spear and the power of animals she rides a horse with gold armor when fleeing and uses a white wolf as her partner. her and Ugxs are great friends She and Ugxs are like Xion and Roxas oh just so you know I support Namine/Roxas

Kilixala
Gender:Female
Parents:Unknown
Original Name:Lilakali
Description:Hair Like Zexion, Small , beautiful looks, Light Skin,
Weapon:Lexicon
Dating:Zexion

Ugxs or Gus Gemaxan or Meagan Larxene or Relena and Marluxia or Rauliams Somebody Selves all Perished at the Hands of Isa or Siax Lea or Axel Even or Vexen and Myde or Demyx

Gemaxan and Ugxs love eachother

Shared OCs

Made with Beachchic1313

Zeraxio

Zeraxio Dates Riki he is the Son Of Xylia and Xander he has blond hair and is Short and Skinny his weapon is Ultima Keyblade he and Riki are dating

Xana The Wise Green
Black hair short to the point where it barely touchers her shoulders 10 years Old Daughter of Gemaxan and OC Version Ugxs Dark Emerald Green Eyes.
Wields the Oblivion keyblade.

Saryx

Long light brown wavy hair with a streak of a blue in it similar to Saix's. Navy blue eyes. Weapon is Oathkeeper keyblade Daughter of Saix and Rachel(Story Version)is 13

Annex

Daughter of Xylia and XanderWeapon Daggers of Darkness and Sword Of Light Has Purple hair That Goes to her Neck it is curly and has Saphire Blue Eyes

Vutex:

Appearance: Male Dirty blonde hair. Green eyes. Weapon: Bow & Arrow of Darkness Son Of Vexen and Story Self RachelName:

Serinax - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Roxas
Appearance: Hairstyle is similar to Namine's, light brown like Rachel's hair but with blonde highlights like his. Light Ice Blue eyes
Weapon: Daggers of Light and Keyblade of Darkness

Name: Kalox
Age: 10
Appearance: Similar Hairstyle to Xemnas just shorter & a medium brown color, eyes are golden
Weapon: Gun

Parents:Son Of Rachel(SV)and Xemnas

Vexu
Weapon:Eye Patch Has Bulit in Gun and Radar
Gender:Girl
Appearance: Straight black shoulder length hair, brown eyes. one covered by eye patch like Xigbar.
Daughter of Rachel(SV)and Xigbar

Name:Xuckir
Gender:Male
Weapon:Crossbow of darkness
Appearance: Hairstyle similar to Xaldin in color & style just shorter. Dark Onyx Purple eyes.
Son of Rachel(SV)and Xaldin

Likiax
daughter of Lexaes and Rachel(SV)
Weapon:Grenades
Gender:Female
Appearance: Wavy shoulder length ginger colored hair. Peridot Green eyes.Daughter of Racher(SV)and Lexaeus

Name: Zikiax
Age: 11
Appearance: Long straight hair the same color of Zexion's, pulled back into a loose low ponytail, Short bangs covering the left side of face, Pale Grey Blue eyes
Weapon: Staff.

Name: Furmyx - Son of Rachel(SV) & Axel from Kingdom Hearts
Age: 10
Appearance: Spiked like Axel's just shorter, Darker Red than Axels like Blood Red, Pale Green eyes.
Weapon: Flamethrower

Daughter of rachel(SV)and Zexion

Name: Fiuyx - Daughter of Rachel(SV) & Demyx from Kingdom Hearts
Age: 13
Appearance: Curly Light Brown hair with Dirty Blonde highlights, Past shoulder length, Blue Green eyes,
Weapon: Torpedo

Name: Guhatax - Son of Me & Luxord from Kingdom Hearts
Age: 12
Appearance: Short Bleach Blonde hair, Similar to Luxord, Dark Blue Eyes.
Weapon: Traps

Name: Maryluxia
Age: 13
Appearance: Wavy/Curly light brown hair with Light Pink streaks in it, Mint Green eyes, Pearl Pink lips
Weapon: Flower Shaped Ninja Stars

Daughter of Rachel(SV)and Marluxia

Name: Larxurn - Son of Rachel (SV) & Larxene
Age: 11
Appearance: Short Blonde hair, Blue eyes,
Weapon: Taser Sword

Name: Xioni - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Xion
Age: 12
Appearance: Short Straight Black hair that barely reaches shoulders with Light brown Tips, Aqua Blue eyes.
Weapon: Nun Chucks

Name: Racofy - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Goofy from Kingdom Hearts & Disney

Age: 11

Appearance: Short Curly Light Brown Hair, Light Green eyes, Two Small buck teeth similar to Goofy's, Small Black Nose, Height similar to Zikiax, Vexu, & Vutex.

Weapon: Crystal Shield

Name: Riley Duck - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Donald Duck from Kingdom Hearts & Disney

Age: 10

Appearance: Short Light Brown Hair, Styled like Kairi's from KH 1, Sky Blue Eyes. Height similar to Donald's

Weapon: Crystal Staff

Name: Rachtave - Son of Rachel (SV) & Ugxs aka Number 15 Ugxs Dangerous Laugh

Age: 12

Appearance: Short Black & Brown hair, Emerald Green Eyes, Same height as Likiax, Fety, & Guhatax.

Weapon: Crystal Lexicon

Name: Ryliax - Daughter of Rachel SV) & My OC Xander

Age: 13

Appearance: Long Curly Light Brown hair with a Streak of Navy Blue in it, Past Shoulder Length, Bluish Green eyes, Same height as Serinax, Sarayx, Maryluxia, & Venachel

Weapon: Flag

Name: Rerlin - Daughter of Rachel(SV) & Merlin From Kingdom Hearts & Disney

Age: 11

Appearance: Dark Brown Shoulder Length hair, Midnight Blue Eyes, Same height as Vutex, Vexu, Zikiax, Larxurn, Fuy, & Racofy

Weapon: Tea

Name: Venachel

Age: 13

Appearance: Dirty Blonde Wavy Hair with Light Brown Tips, Cerulean Blue eyes, Same height as Serinax, Sarayx, Maryluxia, & Ryliax

Weapon: Crown Unlimt Keyblade

Name: Xioni - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Xion from Kingdom Hearts

Age: 12

Appearance: Short Straight Black hair that barely reaches shoulders with Light brown Tips, Aqua Blue eyes, The same height as Likiax, Guhatax, & Fety.

Weapon: Nun Chucks

Name: Michel - Son Of Rachel (SV) & Minnie Mouse from Kingdom Hearts & Disney

Age: 10

Appearance: No hair (like Minnie), Dark Green Eyes, Same height as Annex, Kalox, Riley, Fimik, Furmyx, & Xuckir.

Weapon: Tank

Name: Fuy - Son of Me (SV) & Gemaxan - One of Ugxs' OC's

Age: 11

Appearance: Short Dirty Blonde hair, Ocean Blue Eyes. Same height as Larxurn, Rerlin, Racofy, Zikiax, Vexu, & Vutex

Weapon: Spears

Name: Guy - Son of Rachel (SV) & Rikiax - One of Ugxs' OC's

Age: 12

Appearance: Short Light Brown hair, Hazel eyes, Same height as Xioni, Rachtave, Fety, Guhatax, & Likiax.

Weapon: Keyblades

Name: Fimik - Daughter of Rachel (SV) & Alice of Wonderland

Age: 10

Appearance: Medium Length Blonde Wavy Hair with Light Brown highlights, River Blue eyes, Same height as Annex, Kalox, Michel, Riley, Furmyx, & Xuckir

Weapon:Giant Muscles

Made With LunaSunStar

Yuix: Blonde cropped hair, emerald eyes. Age: 10, wields twin daggers. Cute yet deadly Rikiax's Best Friend

Name: Venachic - Son of Me (SV) & Venachel
Age: 10
Appearance: Short Light Brown hair, Grass Green eyes,
Weapon: Robot Suit

Name: Uxie - Son of Me (SV) & Venachic
Age: 12
Appearance: Short Light Brown Hair, Teal eyes,
Weapon: Psychic Powers

With OblivionsOath13

Name - Lopux
Age - 10
Gender- Male
Parents- Xion and Riku
Weapon- Twin Katana Blades
Eye Colour- Grey
Hair Colour/ Discription - Shaggy black hair, floppy (in other words Beibers hair but messy)
Personality- quiet, moody, however most of the time he's v. cheerful, quick tempered & a secret brainiac
Other Facts- diagnosed with A.D.H.D & dyslexia

1.Kairi

2. Emmeryn

3. Phila

4.Namine

5.Sora

6.King Dedede

7.Dawn(Pokemon)

8.Leon/Squall

9.King Triton

10.Marluxia

11.Zexion

12.Lexaeus

Have you read a 6/11 fanfic?

No...It would be horrible if it existed...

Dedede: *gulp*

Zexion: Kill. Me.

What Would Happen If 12 got 8 Pregnant?

It would be odd...

Lexaeus: our baby will be beautiful!

Leon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!

Have you read a 9/3 fic?

King Triton and Lady Emmeryn?... Uh nope

Would 2 and 6 Make a Good Couple?

Lady Emmeryn and King Dedede? Uh no... Why does Emmeryn get all the weird ones...

Dedede: WHY YOU!

Trition: you'll pay for that insult

5/9 or 5/10?

Um... Neither...Sora likes Kairi. Not King Triton or Marluxia

Sora: I-I don't like Kairi *blushing*

Kairi: Y-yeah...

If I had to pic though it would be Sora/Marluxia :)

What If 7 "Walked in" on 1 and 12?

Dawn: Kairi! Isn't he a little old for you?!

Lex*Blushes*

Kairi: It's not what it looks like!

Make A summary for a 3/10 Fic

Secretly Marluxia had gone back in time to just before Phila died bringing her back to the Castle that Never Was.

Is There Such a Thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Gemaxan: I don't think there is such a thing as Leon/Kairi

Wait...Let me check...

No fluff but 12 stories where they are main characters...

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic

PokeStrength

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

This story makes no sense. Much randomness...Beware...

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Me: A couple months ago

Sora: *on computer* Right now

1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, heartbroken has a stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Kairi and King Triton are in a happy relationship untill King Triton runs of with Namine. Kairi, heartbroken has a stand with Zexion and a breif,unhappy afair with Lexaeus,then folows the wise advice of Sora (Sora: YOU SHOULD GO LESBIAN!!) and finds true love with Phila... THE HELL!

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Scared

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Eraqus

2. Zexion

3. Emmeryn

4. Rikiax

5. Merlin (Disney)

6. Phila

7. Mustafa (Fire Emblem Awakening)

8. Sora

9. Bishop Boah

10. Beth (Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Eraqus! I don't need lectures about how darkness is evil!

Eraqus: But

NO BUTS. Go. To. Sleep

Eraqus: ok...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Blushing* Uh...Emmeryn...I'm in here

Emmeryn: *wide eyed* Oh...I'm sorry! *rushes out*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Riki...Isn't he a little old for you...

Riki: Nope!

Boah: I'm not that old...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Oooooh! Magic food! Yum!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Smirks and goes and steals her Pegasus* I've always wanted to do this!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I am glad to be related to the most honorable warriors ever.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Sora...did you piss off Riku again?

Sora: Maybe...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Boah...why are you being so cruel!

Boah: YOU SAID I'M OLD!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Why are you ignoring me

Beth: *Quietly* You ate the last cookie...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Eraqus: Evil-doers! Prepare to feel my wrath! *decapitates them*

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

She gets me a bunch of gold! Yay!

You're stuck in your house and it's on fire. What does 4 do?

Duh, Riki's the one that set it on fire so she could jump in and drag me out

Riki: Duuuuh

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Eraqus: Isn't she a little young?

No! Love has no boundaries!

Beth: *smiles*

Boah: hypocrite

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Mustafa: my friend...you shall find someone as amazing as Gemaxan

Aw...Thanks Mustafa

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Boah: I hope you die *under breath*

What was that?

Boah: I said have this tome! *hands over tome*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Beth: *Slaps me*

HEY!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Eraqus? Probably because of all his rants about how Darkness is evil...

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

Zexion... you love Boah?

Zexion: Yes. *obviously lying*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

They're dead and no longer murders? I guess

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do

Phila? What are you doing *slaps her*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

[Am I hideous or something?]

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Sora... Just go ask out Kairi

Sora: W-what

Get going

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their undying love by sending an email. Now what?

Um... *deletes email*

You spot 10 kissing 1. What do you do?

Eraqus. What was that about us having to big of a age difference?

Eraqus: *Completely flustered*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

My daughter does not like Emmeryn...Nope...sh-she must be helping Emm pack!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Maybe

Would 2 trust 5?

Zexion doesn't trust many...but maybe

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

All out poke wore begins

Riki and Beth: poking each other like crazy

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Probably something about magic.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Phila: let us make some famous Ylisse food!

Emmeryn: Yes, that would be good

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Mustafa: Warriors?
Boah: Councilors?

Mustafa: I suppose we could do that

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Merlin: MY HAIR. IT'S RUINED!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Boah: *Draws a wyvern rider with big muscles*

Phila: Oooooooh!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I have no clue...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Eraqus: *Kicks Beth*

Beth: Starts attacking Eraqus

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Merlin: I can't do it! *sweating heavily*

Phila: Yes you can! Keep going *absolutely fine*

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Mustafa: How dare you insult my honor!

Where would 8 meet 9?

In a Castle.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

I have no clue.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Because of Eraqus' rants...He scares everyone

Is 3 Gay?

No!

OC QUIZ

Rules:

1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.

2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.

3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"

4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.

5. Have fun!!

Gemaxan's Quiz

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

My real name is Meagan Ziozo my nickname is Gemaxan

1B: What's your gender?

I'm female, and no, I won't be providing proof.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

I am 30

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Pizza

4. And your favorite drink?

Pepsi...

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Ugxs

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

We have 3 Children what do you think?

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

The Beautiful color white NOW GET OUT BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO XEMNAS... OR UGXS... OR MARLUXIA...WHICH CASTLE AM I IN?

8. Who's your favorite author?

Your not leaving are you*cries*...my Creator of course!

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Of Ugxs dying

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Well i was in bed and someone came in bed with me and i thought it was Ugxs but it was Demyx so... yeah...

10B: Any Siblings?

Saleria Ziozo

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Ugxs

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

DEMYX

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

i'd get Zexion and Larxene and my children and we'd kill Demyx and knock some sense into Ugxs

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

wellllllll technically Ugxs is my creator

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

One of Ugxs right hand men/women WHEN WE CONQUER ALL THE WORLDS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Ugxs get's a child...with Demyx. I don't know how it would happen...But i'm not convinced that Demyx is a man

17. What's your lifelong dream?

To conquer the worlds.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

kill you..

19B: Favourite music?

Hikaru Utada's Simple and Clean, and Santuary, Katy Perry's Firework, Wide Awake and Part of Me, and every single Pokemon Theme song specially the diamond and pearl ones

19C: Do you have any friends?

Larxene Xaldin Luxord Lexaeus Marluxia Emmeryn Phila and Zexion

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Taking care of my children.

Xodok's Quiz

1B: What's your gender?

I'm male despite people saying I have to be genderless

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

Well I don't actually remember.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Salad

4. And your favorite drink?

Water

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Not Mepitox...

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Why would we kiss we're not lovers?

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

The color Blue it's so calming

8. Who's your favorite author?

It's my master *chuckles nervously* not BeachChic1313

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Of me being kidnapped and murdered

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Nope

10B: Any Siblings?

Nope

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Master Ugxs.

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

Ziozox!

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

First i'd report it to Lady Gemaxan and than i'd get rid of Ziozox

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Ugxs is my creator

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

One of Ugxs right hand men/women WHEN WE CONQUER ALL THE WORLDS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

16. What's your worst nightmare?

look at question 9

17. What's your lifelong dream?

To conquer the Pokemon world

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Control Pokemon to attack people

19B: Favourite music?

Hikaru Utada's Simple and Clean, and Santuary, Katy Perry's Firework, Wide Awake and Part of Me, and every single Pokemon Theme song specially the diamond and pearl ones Counting Stars- OneRepublic Can't Hold Us- Macklemore ft Ray Dalton and Let it Go

19C: Do you have any friends

Mepitox and The Ralts siblings

20.

Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Reading

1. Your favourite KH guy?

SEEEEEXY ZEEEEEXY!

2. Your favourite KH girl?

XION!

3. Your least favourite KH guy? Why?

1. Vexen just so creepy *shutters*

4. Your least favourite KH girl? Why?

Larxene, she's the only one I CAN hate.

5. Favourite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Either The World That Never Was or Beast's Castle... CASTLES ARE AWESOME!

6. Least Favourite World?

Atlantica, I WANT TO KILL HEARTLESS NOT SING!

7. Favourite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The Master Keeper.

8. Least Favourite Weapon?

the wooden sword or a struggle weapon.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SoKai. Obvious reasons. Zuu (Fuu X Zexion) They were meant to be together. Xemnas X Saix. Saix is Xemnas' pet. Marluxia X Larxene. Also obvious. Namine X Repliku Roxas X Olette

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

ZEMYX! Can't stand it

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Mickey X Xion ...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Sora X Hayner whaaaaaaa

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Not. Enough. Sexy. Zexy.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Beast.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No way!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Nooooooooo! Just because he likes flowers, and his hair is pink does not mean he is gay!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

F YOU KAIRI HATERS.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette because Namine is great for Repliku.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I have not played it...:(

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

In my opinion Re: CoM was kind of boring but it's what kept the plot going sooooo.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

SEEEEEEEEEEEEXY ZEEEEEEEEEEXY!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

SEEEEEEEEEEEEXy ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY... well when I'm not on the computer I'm a bookworm and am called "Emo" despite not being emo

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Thought someone on thee street was cosplaying Marluxia the slap I received still hurts

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Eraqus. But I want to cosplay as Zexion

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I can't chose!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth! HE WON'T STAY STILL!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The looks of the characters, Organization 13, and sooooooooo much more.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel ( I HATE THEM BOTH BUT DEMYX IS MY MOST HATED KH CHARACTER (after Vexen) SOOOOOO)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi duh!

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku alllll the way.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

NEVER. ZEMYX. AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku

Sokai Sokai Sokai!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud!

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Sora Kairi Namine Xion Olette Zexion Marluxia Ienzo Lexaeus Luxord Riku Repliku Fuu

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Fire Emblem would be interesting.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ventus=Roxas=Neku.

Sora=Vanitas.

Riku=Repliku

Namine=Kairi=Xion.

That's all I can think of at the moment...

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

KH3!! *goes crazy*

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kh2. Everyone got sexier... except lack of Sexy Zexy. Plus it's extremely fun.

50.What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The story is awesome, the gameplay amazing, the music is beautiful, and the main character is awesome! and the Villains are even MORE awesome.

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.

I have Sora and Roxas' necklaces a Eraqus costume and Master Keeper

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?

Zexion or Fuu

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?

AxelxRoxas

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?

I WALK THE PATH OF DARKNESS!

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?

Slightly

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?

Zexion Lexaeus! Marluxia! Luxord! Xion!

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?

Pro! ALL HATERS WILL DIE!

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts game?

Yep.

59. Have you read the manga?

YEAH! SO FUNNY!

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?

Yep.

61. Japanese or English?

English

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?

Pro! Wait…PEOPLE HATE HER?! *goes to kill all haters*

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?

SO FUCKING ANNOYING

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?

Yes!

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?

Mmmmmmmh SEXY ZEXY!

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

SORA! ...I THINK!

67. Axel = Gay or straight?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

shrugs*

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

YEAH I DO!

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

YES!

71. Do you like lemons?

Kinda.

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?

My Mom does: Sora Kairi and Riku are the only ones she remembers

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?

No, what’s that?

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?

No.

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?

I’m trying and it’s not very effective…

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"

No.

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"

Again. No.

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?

Yeeeeep.

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?

No. My parents by the games! (evil laugh)

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?

Yeah! I already have.

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?

I already did XD

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

No :(

83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

I suppose

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?

Gem: Hi

Xodok: Hello

Xana: HIYAZ

Riki: HIYAZ

Kixur: HIYAZ

Zeraxio: HIYAZ

Yuix: HIYAZ

Magdelene: Hello

and that's not even all o them XD

85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?

Like 2 of them

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?

My mum. I used to curl up with her when I was young and watch her play

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neither?

Both.

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?

2! ...so far.

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?

Y.E.S.

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Everything. About. it.