Yo, I'm Ultra Dude. I'm 17 and I'm from somewhere on this planet. Find out where, get a prize. Ya bug me, and you'll know what it would be like if a dentist dropped his drill and it landed on your dick.

My hobbies are writing fics, dissin stupid people(like the Groupies, for instance), playing video games, and eating pizza.

I hate the Groupies, DBZ, cats, and people that bug me.

Heck, why don't you stop reading this bio? You're bugging me!