Hello my peoples :3

My name is Silent :3 (Yes my real name is actually Silent My mother gave it to me cause I was a very quiet child) [and I am still a quiet child]

I am a major Yu Yu Hakusho fan, and my fave characters are,

Kurama, (even Youko, but I kinda count them as one...since...they are...)

Hiei,

Jin,

Touya,

Yusuke,

and...and...uhm...I'm all out of 'em at the moment o.o *Just noticed that my fave charcters are all GUYS* o-o

Well I have been writing storys for awhile, but I still consider myself an inexperienced writer (or however you spell it...)

My storys all suck (So I think) so please don't leave mean reveiws...it will only make my self asteem lower...I am slowly coming out of a deep depression, and have bolted back into my story writing, with slight writers block...I try my hardest to make my stories good, but I don't know how they came out...

I hope you guys have fun reading my stories!!!! ENJOY!!! (or I shall send Hiei to kill you in the middle of the night)

I am very random, so yeah...

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Justin beiber were to stand on top of a building about to jump, 92% teenage fan-girls would be screaming. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 8% sitting on a lawn chair, with a bucket of popcorn screaming "JUMP MAN!! JUMP!!!!"

if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Things To Say To Random People You Pass

Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I'm getting suspicious I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.

Can you dance?

Self Control.

Hey Mack wanna see my sundial?

Help me someone stole my illegal Drugs.

Hey, how many rings are around Uranus?

Can you hold my weed for me there is a cop coming.

If i hit you would you get mad?

Nice shirt, can i have it?

Finger-traps; they are Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube.

I haven't seen you in forever man. Oh wait I don't know you... I haven't seen you in forever man.

Have you ever contemplated Suicide?

You know I'm one sexy-Beast.

Will you marry me?

Hey i just destroyed that bathroom man.

I'm Out of My Mind.

My idea lightbulb just burned out do you know a store that carries them?

All we wanna do is eat your brains.

Hey where is that poison drink I just put down?

FUCK YOU MAN I WANT COOKIES!

So um do you have a sister?

Are you my father?

So um do you have a Brother?

Hey peeing yellow lately?

Need a moment?

Don't look at me in the tone of voice.

Why?

Have you seen a dead kid around here? No? Okay good that means no one will find him.

Be happy that you can't be happy.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You actually DO have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Hiei: "Where the hell did you put my sword???" *glares at Yusuke*

Yusuke: "Huh? Wtf are you talking about?" *gives him an innocent look*

Silent: "Dear god Hiei, you lose that thing so much any more. and you always blame somone, when in actuality, it was your own stupidity." *sighs and turns back to the T.V set*

Kurama: *looks at Hiei and chuckles, the turns back to the T.V*

Silent: *gives Kurama an odd look* "wtf was that all about...?"

Kurama: "Oh nothing..."

Hiei: *tackles Kurama* "YOU TOOK MY SWORD DIDN'T YOU??? GIVE IT BACK!!!!"

Silent: "HIEI!! GET OFF HIM OR I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU SHORTER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE WITH A BOWLING BALL!!!"

Hiei: O.O *jumps off and sits, growling*

Silent: "Kurama, if you took the sword, give it back."

Kurama: "B-but...I would...but I don't have it...exactly..." *scratches back of head nervously*

Hiei: "WHAT????"

Yusuke: "This just gets more and more entertaining..."

Silent: *turns and glares at Yusuke* "shut it, hair-gel-boy."

Kurama: "I gave it to Jin...He then gave it to Touya...to have it cleaned and fixed up."

suddenly Jin runs in with Hiei's sword*

Jin: *panting* "Aie had a hard time bringin' this to ya...T' damned 'Ice master' wouldn' give it back, and Ah had to take it..."

Silent: "JINKINS!!!!" *tackles Jin*

Jin: O.O "Do ya have t' do that everytime lass?"

Silent: "Yes, Yes I do."

Hiei: *face lights up like a 5 year old in a candy store* "MY SWORD!!!!" *tackles Jin for the sword*

Jin: "nnnmm DAMN IT!!! GET OFF ME!!!"

Silent: V.V

Jin: o.o

yusuke: XD

Hiei: "MY SWORD!!!" *hugging the sword*

Kurama: o.o?

[this was a spasm of boredom...] (dont ask!!!)

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it -unknown

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

13 WEIRD QUESTIONS

1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

10) Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

When I have a kid, I'm going to go to the mall, put him into a double stroller, and run around looking frantic.

How To Annoy People On An Airplane

1. Act like a movie star.
2. Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna. (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question.)
3. Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
4. Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
5. Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "My, you have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
6. Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here..."
7. Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a "Kraft Korner". Make a craft likeness of the person sitting next to you. Give yourself an "F".
8. Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra.
9. Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom.
10. Call the stewardess "nurse".
11. Continually offer to share your "Beano".
12. Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
13. Disco dance in the aisle.
14. Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face.
15. During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone.
16. Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die.
17. Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
18. Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
19. Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.
20. Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
21. Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
22. Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do the call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world.
23. If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
24. Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"
25. Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
26. Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.
27. Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, "Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"
28. Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends.
29. Moon passing Delta planes.
30. No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
31. Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
32. Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
33. Pretend you're flying the plane.
34. Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.
35. Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a* to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???