Hermione Granger: the brightest witch of her age, brains of the Golden Trio, muggleborns, advocate for lesser beings rights... and uprising Dark Lady. perhaps she will show mercy to those who used her as the perfect poster monkey for the Light's agenda. or perhaps not. Rated M for torture scene.

Here you'll find an assortment of random little Dramione themed one shots. No particular theme. Some funny, some fluffy, some serious and painful. Come for the fun, stay for the Dramione.

An assortment of M rated Dramione one-shots I intend to update regularly. An exploration of tropes, random ideas and spin offs from my other multi-chapter fics. Some dark, some fluff... some in between. Open to requests and challenges as they come up. More details inside.

Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.

Called to investigate a homicide, Derek is horrified to discover his professional and personal lives have collided. Who is the mysterious victim? Why does she have Casey's pic on her dead body? Casey's memory from that period in her life is gone. What happened five years ago and why is it important to Derek that Casey remembers? (Not a sequel but you may recognise my chars).

A collection of Dramione themed moments set at Hogwarts. Each chapter is a new moment, in a different universe. Draco and Hermione are the main characters, but other people and pairings feature in different moments. Includes plenty of fluff, humour and romance.

Zuko works for his uncle's tea shop and claims to have perfected latte art. When Katara - a student from the local university - visits the café, he finds out he was most definitely wrong.

Five years after the end of the War, a small clan of Airbenders who secretly survived Sozin's annihilation reveal themselves to the world. How does this change the course of events? What relationships are broken, tested, wrought anew? Katara-centric, starts Kataang and ends Zutara, COMPLETE

But still… Zuko's always appreciated how her smile drew people closer, and how her eyes mirrored the churning waves of the oceans expanse. He knew before ever being excepted in their ragtag group of avenging angels that she was the backbone of the quartet. She was the one to tip her chin high and remind them what they were fighting for, remind them that they had a purpose...

"About your One," she began, "I think you've made an excellent choice." And it was the truth. In the days she had been around Katara she could see why Agni, and possibly even La, had chosen her for Zuko. (Part of the Zuko's One universe. Set during "Zuko's One." Mai centric.)

His palm opened to reveal his mother's ring and he held it out to her. Katara cried again then. Was this his way of saying goodbye? "Zuko …" "Please, have it." He took hold of her hand then and splayed out her fingers. "Let me." He placed it on her fourth finger, smiling weakly as he did so. "My One," he whispered. Part 3 of the 'Zuko's One' universe.

Post-Canon. The Gang is celebrating at Ember Island & Zuko & Katara spend some time getting to know each other. Little does Katara know that Zuko has a surprise to show her. She begins to see a whole other side to Zuko & realizes that her feelings towards him are beginning to change. Soon enough things between Zuko and Katara are getting very hot and steamy. Rated M fluff/explicit

Granger's Amortentia smells like him and Draco can't understand why. More importantly, he can't let her figure it out.

For In Dreams. The aftermath of the war has left Draco Malfoy broken, scarred, and willing to do just about anything to feel again. The only thing that could make matters worse is returning to Hogwarts. And yet, he finds a glimmer of hope in the witch he never expected. A drabble-gone-wild eighth year Dramione oneshot.

"Honestly the only thing left to do is find a sugar daddy!" You never know what you might over hear in a coffee shop! DM/HG Oneshot.

Poe Dameron asking Rey to be his fake girlfriend so he has an excuse to bring Finn home for the holidays? Brilliant. Just brilliant. What could possibly go wrong? Well, nothing...nothing, that is, until she meets surly cousin Ben.

Another drabble-gone-wild-oneshot. For niffizzle. Walking through the door to the Room of Hidden Things sixth year felt like sealing fate to Draco. Three years later and following, it seems Fate has other ideas. Ideas that involve one Hermione Granger. EWE. Dramione ONESHOT. Complete

The force bond was an inconvenience at its best and a nightmare at its worst. Snoke was dead and after months of talking through the bond she finally convinced him to join the Resistance. Unfortunately, instead of stopping the bond seemed to come to life at the most inopportune and awkward moments.

Draco Malfoy is being rescued by Hermione Granger, like it or not! When she sneaks into a Death Eater Masquerade Revel on Halloween night to save the Order's best spy, she's surprised to find that behind Draco's costume mask he hides more than even she'd suspected! Dramione War AU/romance/drama-angst/comedy. 2018 Dramione-Duet Fic Exchange #2 of 2 entry. COMPLETE!

Draco has enough to concern himself in his 8th year without Hermione Granger's Muggle Culture-of-the-Week nonsense. Unfortunately, she's far too tenacious to let him slip away unnoticed.

Hermione starts her holidays off right, a surprise from her parents rekindling one of her old traditions. It's just a shame she has no one to share it with.

Reylo oneshot that's been stuck in my head since I saw the Last Jedi. Rey finds Kylo poking about in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. Takes place some time after the events after the force-bond has been more solidly established. You know you wanted this. You're welcome.

Three Christmases Hermione spends with Harry. IWSC Round 0.

Healers Draco and Hermione are sharing a cot while on-call on Christmas Eve at St. Mungo's. There are things Draco will allow and will NOT himself to think about while in said situation. Christmas fluff for Kyonomiko. EWE. Dramione.

When Hermione was awoken by her husband screaming, she expected to find him captured by dark wizards, not facing off with a cockroach in their kitchen. Fluffy drabble.

Lucy drives herself sick denying her body the energy she needs. Submission for nalulovefest 2018!

Draco Malfoy walks into Hermione Granger's private quarters to return a book, and finds her starting a fire in a floating rubbish bin. Dramione coworkers. ONESHOT. EWE. COMPLETE

A collection of Dramione moments. Each chapter is a new moment featuring Draco and Hermione. Different universes and different scenarios are explored in every chapter, ranging from light and fluffy fun stories, to serious stories, and even a little bit of saucy action.

Ben comes home earlier than expected to find Rey in a comprising position, not that she minds in the least… [Reylo] [ReyBen]

Zuko's a career cop. He's a tough, bad-guy-catching badass, okay? But this latest assignment has really thrown him off his game. Catching a hooker soliciting is one thing, but it's a lot harder when he's the one getting solicited. And she's cute, and funny, and has blue eyes that crinkle when she smiles, and looks like she just needs someone to feed her some soup. Zuko is so fired.

On the market for someone willing to look beyond his past and his family name, Draco signs up for a literal blind date. But his day doesn't exactly turn out as he expected.

They've been best friends forever, friends with benefits for long enough for Hermione to realize she's fallen in love with her best friend. Harry doesn't reciprocate, she's sure of it, but she can't let go of the arrangement they already have by admitting what could ruin everything. [HARMONY.] [ONESHOT.]

Hermione is pursuing a research study on dragons in Romania when, one day, a particular dragon arrives at the sanctuary. Only it isn't a dragon – it's Draco Malfoy.

COMPLETE: "One for sorrow - two for mirth - three for a wedding - four for a birth - five for silver - six for gold - seven for a secret never to be told - eight for a wish - nine for a kiss - and ten for a memory you must not miss..." [Dramione] Beautiful aesthetic by mhcalamas. Written for Filisgare.

the grad school AU literally no one asked for :: a collection of drabbles, bit of a slow burn :: (M rating will perhaps make sense later-for now, they cuss a lot. kind of but also not TLJ spoilers.)

After a rough night of partying, Rey and Ben have some fun on the way to breakfast. [Reylo] [ReyBen]

Rey grabbed Kylo's hand and placed it on her softly rounded belly, just beginning to show the signs of life within. Established Reylo Pregnancy

Hermione has called in sick to work, Draco thinks he will save her day and make her lunch. But who will end up saving who by the end of the afternoon? EWE Dramione One Shot

The weather is unbearable and magic is on the fritz. Draco Malfoy decides to hide out in Hermione Granger's dorm, whether she appreciates it or not.

Rey and Ben are on a mission to rendezvous with a contact on behalf of the Resistance, and mix business with pleasure along the way.

There are fewer things more delightful than finding out how much you have in common with someone that surprises you. How much could Draco possibly have in common with Hermione Granger? EWE Dramione. One Shot. M for language

Number seven on First and Order orders pizza again. Rey groans when she sees the address, remembering how they didn't bother to tip; but that's nothing compared to how she feels when she's been standing outside the door for two solid minutes, knocking and calling the cell number she has. Nobody answers. :: pizza delivery/college AU

Ron contemplates his place within the Trio and his family. AU. EWE. HHR. Companion to "two out of three aint bad" [Complete]

A series of one-shots of varying length depicting "days in the life" of an unconventional family of nine starting with the day before sending their eldest son off to Hogwarts for the first time. Likely to be non-linear as I write more about the family. Polyamory. Multiple Pairings. HG/DM/AG/BZ.

Hermione has come to the town of Kingswood for a change of scenery, and hopefully, some easy money. But a notorious outlaw runs the crime scene in town, and he isn't interested in sharing. A Dramione Wild West AU.

Reylo. Written after watching the Force Awakens but before The Last Jedi. Kylo Ren and Rey cannot keep the other out of their mind, and they have vivid imaginations... Previously posted on Tumblr.

Hermione, generally, did not get on well with other students. But she never had a problem getting along with Harry Potter. [no Voldemort AU] [brief Hermione/Viktor and Hermione/Cormac]

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

When Salamander, one of the most feared pirates in Fiore, decided to attack one of the King's ships he didn't expect what fate had stored for him.

Joan and Sherlock are stuck at the brownstone during a snowstorm and blackout. They have only candles for light, only the fire and each other for warmth. One-shot of pure Joanlock fluff :)

In which the Crown Princess of the Fire Nation is discovered to be a waterbender and her uncle spills the beans, destabalising the Four Nations. OR... don't let Sokka and Aang drink arctic wine: an anthology.

Kylo's stuff keeps getting shipped to Rey's apartment, and the resultant miscommunications threaten to destroy their lives - or, you know, at least their summer. Also Kylo wears a suit and Rey is thirsty. (Utterly pointless Reylo smut garbage.)

Post TLJ: Rey sneaks off on her own, lying to the Resistance in order to hunt down Kylo Ren. Knowing he will come to her, she thinks that she will not break or bend to his will. Somehow, Rey seems to always find herself doing so. M. One shot. Smut.

Rey was scared of the monster she found at Plutt's Salvage and Tow - the monster who was now living under her bed - until she realized the monster was protecting her. The shadow demon, Kylo Ren, was scared of his own darkness - a darkness he had been tainted by since birth - until he found someone to light up his existence.

Six years after the war, Ginny Potter's life is in danger. Harry is tracking her attacker down in Italy, leaving a very pregnant Ginny in the unlikely hands of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Short story DRAMIONE

It's Draco's birthday and besides his mother, Hermione's the only one who remembers. He basically gets to have his cake and eat it too. ;) All in all, a nice birthday. ;) Set post Hogwarts, not epilogue compliant in the slightest. Hermione owns a bookshop, Draco rents the office upstairs. One Shot. Mind the Rating. bg Hinny.

Hermione loves him. How infuriating. Draco POV. One shot. Dramione. Post Hogwarts. Not Epilogue Compliant. Mind the rating. Mentions of Hinny.

"A storm begins in the distance, looming and just out of reach...the thunder a soft drumming melody—like a heartbeat. It grows nearer, and the magnitude of the storm becomes apparent as it opens and unleashes its wrath, encompassing everything in its wake. And then it leaves, sometimes after only a short while, sometimes after a prolonged stay...like love."

Being an omega in a war-torn Britain is bad. It's even worse since she was in heat and on the run from an Alpha tracker hot on her heels. PWP. A/B/O. OOC. AU.

Collection series about the lives of the Malfoy family. Featuring fluff, romance and fun family moments. Lucissa centric with a strong side dose of Dramione.

It had been an accident, one that Katara was willing to lose everything over. Zutara, steam baby with smut at the end.

After devastating reviews on his latest movie and an arrest for drug possession, famous actor Kylo Ren takes a road trip to hide away from it all and get off the grid. When he thinks it couldn't get any worse, his car breaks down in (bumfucknowhere) Cuba, NM. Population: 750. Then he meets a girl, Rey, who is oblivious to his past and lends him a guiding hand through the darkness.

Natsu lives alone with his cat. The once quiet and empty apartment next to him is finally occupied by Lucy. What occurs between them is purely for pleasure— but an unrequited love. — A modern NaLu AU for the smut loving nalu fans (like myself lmao)

A collection of interconnected fragments paging through the lives of Gray, Natsu, and Lucy as they come together and grow into a family - overcoming their demons as they carve a new future. Post-Alvarez alternate canon-verse pairing. Gratsulu week 2018! Ratings vary between chapters.

Katara surrendered herself to the Fire Nation when her home was threatened. Thinking she was to be executed for being one of the surviving waterbenders of her tribe, Katara is instead treated like royalty. The eerie treatment has her second guessing their motives behind her arrival. What could the Fire Nation possibly be planning for her? Dragon A/U. [Complete]

Mix of Force bond fluff, romance, darkness, and a wee bit o' smut, all tied together. Don't let the Complete fool you, I lack the self-control to stop writing these.

After rear-ending Ben's expensive car on her way home from Rose's bachelorette party, Rey offers to fix the dent in his bumper using an unconventional tool. Modern AU ficlet.

She had read countless stories of women bold enough to allow a man to dominate them like this. Countless times she'd imagined what it would be like to be that woman. But all of that, all of that, paled so completely in comparison to actually feeling the soft silk of her bindings against her wrists, anchoring her completely to the posts of the headboard. His headboard.

He's found facedown on the side of the road with only a piece of paper in his hand. Her name and address, nothing more. She hasn't seen her childhood friend in some ten years, but Rey agrees to take him in when no one else will. Written as part of the Reylo Fanfic Recs 'Rewrite the Stars Fest' for the prompt "You're holding on. Let go."

COMPLETE: How does one determine their perfect cup of tea? [Dramione, 20 Years Later] Canon-compliant (mostly). Beautiful aesthetic by mhcalamas.

Sequel to "Hot for Teacher"! Draco and Hermione embark on the next adventure of their lives together. They swiftly find that falling in love might be simple, but relationships are tricky. Through their friendships, insecurities, and love for each other, they learn what it means to be someone's Forever.

Grudges. Betrayals. Affairs. Laughter. Friendship. Love.

All of this happiness, from friends to a Kingdom and his girlfriend, is still hard for Zuko to believe he has. Every time he has gained any amount of happiness, something always comes to take it away. The thought keeps him up in the dark of the night, haunting him. Luckily he has Katara with him, to spark that small ounce of hope he may still have in him. *Zutara*

Prompt fill: 'Rey accepts Kylo's offer on Starkiller'. "Do you regret joining me now?" he asks, and she half-smiles. "No. This is where I need to be. I always understood what I was doing, I think." REYLO.

He had weaseled his way into the group, gaining everyone's trust, making them laugh as if he had never chased them across the world and back. But not Katara. She knew what he was up to. At least she thought she did. [Interconnected one-shots written for Zutara smut week 2018]

What happens when you mix one neurotic witch, one insatiable Slytherin, and one illicit Time-Turner? Dramione. 7th Year AU. One shot.

"You're my new bastard co-worker who keeps annoying me in meetings and your car is parking too closely next to mine so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me" AU Several chapters, lots of sexual tension and Kylo's long fingers doing magic ;-)

When Kyoya thought about proposing, actually battling to do so had never quite been on the agenda...

The rats of London are food for fleas spreading a new magical malady. When Hermione Granger gets bitten, Harry Potter has to ask Draco for help. A somewhat unfortunate take on the soulmate trope ONE SHOT.

Rey and Ben are bickering neighbors but must work together in order to find Rey's cat. Written for RFFA Valentine's Gift Exchange 2018.

Silly shameless Modern!AU smut for Kristanna Smut Weekend over on Tumblr. I don't own anything, this is for fun, y'all know the drill

Haruhi and Kyoya participate in a competition.

Ichigo and Rukia have to go shopping for things for their new house, and have a bit of a moment. One-shot.

Just a collection of short drabbles. Mostly DASEY. (Various ratings!)

Kylo is used to depending on medicinal droids for treatment to his injuries; not himself – with no reference knowledge at all – or, anybody from the Resistance

Rey, a witty scavenger, makes a living from stealing for others at a price. However, when a job requires her to board the most dangerous pirate ship and steal from the one called, "Pirate Ren", she learns what it means to risk it all. [WARNING: Rated M for dark tones and sexual content]

Hermione takes up stargazing when she returns to Hogwarts for her eighth year. But she ends up watching a constellation of a far different sort.

Rey awakens to find him in her room.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the Jedi also have some sort of rule about celibacy? We've never been particularly concerned about that rule. Why should any others affect us in the slightest?" Shameless Reylo smut with a little plot thrown in. Stormpilot shows up because Finn & Poe are adorable. This is a re-posting because I don't have a clue what happened the first time.

Three places Rey and Ben could have run away, and the place they didn't. (Reylo. Spoilers for The Last Jedi.)

She doesn't know what to call him anymore, so she decides not to call him anything at all. Post-TLJ reylo.

When being the silently dutiful girlfriend of the Avatar starts to chafe, Katara takes up the mantle of the Painted Lady once more and finds herself in the process. [Zutara; Post Series; Zutara Month 2017]

Her Fox is coming over today! Judy spends Saturday morning thinking and doing small things around her apartment. Most of them remind her of her Fox. She finally makes a life changing decision for the both of them.

A late evening stargazing with Katara leads to a secret relationship that takes over Zuko's life: "The sense of hurtling through space, of free falling into the abyss threatens to overwhelm him. His world, once governed by the sun, is now ruled by the moon sprawled out before him." Follow Zuko and Katara's relationship through its genesis, implosion, and resolution.

{Oneshot} Vanilla may be plain and common, but that doesn't mean it isn't delicious.

It's amazing what a little display of friendly affection can do after a decade of neglect. When Harry experiences his first hug in living memory, he naturally wants another.

[Modern AU, characters in mid to late 20s, Continuation of Burnt Cookies] Sometimes planning a wedding can turn into a bigger pain then expected, especially when you are trying to bring together two families as different as Lucy's and Natsu's. (nalu, stingyu, gajevy, gruvia, jerza, miraxus, baccana, romin, bixanna, lyredy)

When the Host club visits the mountains on a birthday trip, a storm causes the power to go out and the tensions to rise. Kyoya and Haruhi might discover a few things about each other before morning comes.

A research expedition into the Amazonian jungle and its consequences... EWE (Submission to the Dramione Duet 2017)

Hermione meets a mysterious man at night in exchange for information pertaining to the war. Post Hogwarts. Voldy wins. Rated M for lemons. -Written for Dramione-Duets on LiveJournal

After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M

A different take on the old marriage law trope. Read on for an emotional but satisfying roller coaster as your favorite pairing learns to love one another. One shot!

Sitting before Hermione was the last person she had expected to see in her small office in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Beast Division. Keywords: bitten, werewolf

My first Elementary fic. Just a little one-shot fantasy of Joan and Sherlock finally getting together.

Airline pilot Captain Malfoy bumps into lawyer Hermione Granger in a hotel. They don't leave. Dramione, PWP, smut, NON-MAGIC. So many lemons I can't possibly count them all!

In the beginning of Eighth Year, Parvati, Ginny, Luna and Hermione convince Headmistress McGonagall that they need a much deserved Halloween party for the 16-and-overs. As the title implies, there's a Halloween kiss involved... Dramione. One-shot.

Out of all the trees in the ancient wood, a little hawthorn tree becomes Draco's favorite. But it's only after the war when he finds out why. Dramione. One-shot.

In the midst of an intense summer in Sahara Square, Judy and Nick are both college students working as lifeguards at a local pool club. One-Shot.

Hermione had never been impulsive so she didn't know what had possessed her to buy the portrait that looked just like Draco Malfoy. Nevermind the fact that the very same man from the portrait started starring in her dreams every night or that she started to feel something for the man she encountered. Is it all her imagination or is there something much more sinister going on? EWE

In a world where everything was black and white Hermione Granger was dying to see color. But when the boy who introduces color to her world is a mean spirited blonde boy she isn't too happy about it. Just a quick soulmate!AU Hermione/Draco story

Her luggage sat alongside her desk, a melancholy reminder of her impending journey. There wasn't a hint of uncertainty in mind that if Newt's brother had chosen to get married in Central Park, she wouldn't have thought twice about attending. Tina had scarcely been out of New York, making traveling to England quite a leap. (Part 4 of my Laughter Lines Series)

One Shot: Lucy has enlisted Natsu's help to refine her fighting skills, a request Natsu has taken very seriously. Natsu's dedication means Lucy finds it difficult to ever win a match against him. A slightly underhanded attempt to win on her part appears to backfire, bringing about an unexpected reaction from Natsu.

It was only at moments like these that Lucy truly realized just how much she had missed her two teammates during their one year absence. Nalu

Narcissa wants to meet her, so Hermione and Draco go to Malfoy Manor for a simple, dignified dinner. But after Narcissa releases an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue, Hermione realizes that Draco has bigger plans for her beyond merely meeting his mother. Sequel to High!

During their night babysitting at the Hopps household, Nick and Judy share yet another loving and intimate moment together. A fluffy yet rather smutty oneshot.

He found the dichotomy of fire and ice within her so alluring. Who was she hiding beneath her skin? NC17! LEMONS!

When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. COMPLETE

The Astronomy Tower is the favorite place to snog for many interhouse couples. It's also the place where the usual rules don't seem to apply. Dramione one-shot, complete.

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco had a bad day at work... at least he has his wife to help him out a bit

Natsu gets hit by a curse that has… unfortunate results. Lucy helps him through it. And then helps herself to the affects.

It's not that he hadn't known about her cat. He remembered the orange monster from school as well as the few times she'd mentioned it. Yet, he was under the impression the beast was still living with her parents. "You've survived the Dark Lord, Draco. You can survive a cat." He murmured to himself. Although, he wasn't sure about that. He was extremely allergic to the thing.

School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later an inspection visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.

A night out drinking leads to a big misunderstanding. Written for strictly Dramione spring fest.

Auror Granger brings Draco a potion to analyse for the Auror Office. She didn't expect for the consultation to go horribly wrong… Or does it go horribly right?

When Hermione Granger makes up a boyfriend who doesn't attend Hogwarts, one Slytherin isn't happy. Draco Malfoy won't stand for the rumors that are spreading—because he's the only one who can claim his girlfriend.

Clearly, a disturbed soul having a lark must have arranged the unfortunate matches for Wizarding Britain's newly enacted Pairing Ceremony. In Draco Malfoy's opinion, it was beyond atrocious. Marriage-law Oneshot

Someone uses a portkey to help Hermione Granger escape Malfoy Manor. No one knows for sure who it is - although Narcissa has strong suspicions on who it might be. Hermione is reunited with her saviour at the Battle of Hogwarts, where he fights on her side. [Set during Deathly Hallows]. Dramione. Draco Malfoy / Hermione Granger

For more than two decades Princess Lucy has been trapped in a tower with her guardian, best friend and lover, Natsu the Fire Dragon and while her life has been filled with love, she can't help longing for the outside world. Will Natsu and Lucy be able to overcome this issue, or will it tear the dragon and his princess apart? NALU one-shot smut

Falling in love is like fire. It starts off small and slowly gains the desire to grow. Swallowing everything it can to grow, as long you feed it, it shall never fade away. For Lucy and Natsu, this is their time to find love. Fluffy drabble and first fanfic for Fairy Tail. NaLu

"You want to know why?" he growled, his eyes burning with feeling. She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open. D/Hr, one-shot. Complete!

Natsu and Lucy tries to keep their relationship a secret but the love the thrill of getting caught. They also can't control themselves, therefore the marks. ONESHOT. NALU.

Natsu comes back from a solo mission while thinking about Lucy. He goes to Lucy's apartment and saw that she stayed awake for him. What things can arise from this? {Nalu}

Staff meetings had never been Draco Malfoy's favourite part of being a Professor, but the presence of a certain Transfiguration Professor can always liven them up. Suggestive Dramione One-Shot.

Draco Malfoy joins the 5th year Hogwarts reunion with his daughter in his arms. Nothing could go wrong, right? One mischief follows the other, and misunderstandings builds up lies until... "Corrections my friend."Draco spoke up as he raised his left hand, "I married her, Hermione Granger and had four deviously good looking kids with her."

Draco Malfoy finds himself sat in Hermione Granger's spew meeting. It all started with a slip of skin. Rated M for sexual content. Smut.

The upcoming Quidditch match between Slytherin and Gryffindor falls on Valentine's day this year. Draco proposes a bet on the outcome of the match with Hermione, but come Valentine's day does she still want to win? Written for the platform 9 3/4 sweethearts comp

Hermione Granger's desire to bed her neighbour, Draco Malfoy, causes her to engage in a little Slytherin scheming…with Crookshanks' help. Romance/Humor/Drama-Angst (for Draco)/Naughty Fun. 2016 DramioneLove Mini Fest Round 1 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy has a plan. He's been working on it carefully for years. What could possibly go wrong? Written for strictly dramione Valentine's fest Prompt: 'You speak to me as if you're afraid you'll fall in love with me' Rated M for smut

Hermione is determined to set up her friends after Pansy's bad break up, even if it means suffering through an evening of speed dating. Written for the Dramione FanFiction Forum's Secret Admirer Fic Exchange

The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott find some questionable material amongst the Head Girl's post and become a bit intrigued by Hermione Granger. EWE 8th year Dramione. Though the title might suggest otherwise, this is a soft 'M'.

Like a Snitch in the wind, Draco Malfoy chases after his ex-wife, Hermione Granger, zigging and zagging through their stormy history to catch her once more. With a little bit of help from Harry and Ron, maybe he'll actually win in the game of love for once. Romance/Drama/Angst. 2016 Dramione-Duet Fic Exchange piece. COMPLETE!

Natsu was jealous that Lucy had a date, but in the end in ended well for Natsu. (Mature content)

"Wh-What are you-?" she started, but stopped when Natsu suddenly peeled his shirt off and tossed it to the floor. "Your turn!" he said with a wicked grin. (NALU, LEMON)

Draco thinks he's pretty slick when it comes to talking to the witches of Hogwarts. His usual tricks seem to have a different affect on Hermione Granger, which makes him want to know her all the more. EWE Dramione fluffy one-shot

After a disastrous assignment between their offices goes awry, Draco Malfoy finally gets the chance to admit his feelings for a certain muggle-born witch, much to her ex's dismay. Will he regret his actions? Humor and fluff await!

Draco Malfoy gets bored in meetings. When he notices Hermione not paying attention he can't resist taking a look. Rated M for sexual content.

A Christmas-themed NaLu oneshot, to celebrate the holidays! Heavy sexual content, reader's discretion is advised. Read and review!

The year mysterious eggnog is served at a Ministry Christmas party, Hermione Granger finally stops thinking and starts doing. Draco/Hermione. One-shot. Complete! Written for D/Hr Advent 2016.

This entire story was inspired by an umbrella. It's been sitting about waiting for me to figure out that it was finished. I hope you enjoy it. It isn't my sandbox, but I like to play in it.

Locked in a broom cupboard, years of hate behind them, months of grief around them, and a golden future lying ahead. - Dramione

I wrote this for the sister of my heart. I hope it puts a smile on her face and brings some sunshine to a grey day. It's a little bit of Dramione fun. Not my sandbox, but the beach is entirely drawn from my imagination.

Sleep deprivation makes Joan brave.

Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.

As a highly respected lady and a powerful mafia boss, Lucy Heartfilia has a lot of stress. When Natsu makes a fatal mistake, she makes a decision that ends up taking some of her stress away. (dark theme smut, completed.)

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]

After leaving the country following the war, Pansy Parkinson returns to try and re-build her friendships with the other Slytherins. She especially wants to reunite with Draco Malfoy. But have Draco and her old friends moved on, and what will Pansy make of their new lives? Lighthearted One Shot.

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Day 1 - Intimacy, Day 2 - Bite, Day 3 - Moans, Day 4 - Fingers, Day 5 & 6 - Toys and Masturbation.

Everything that once resembled his is now looking a lot more like theirs. And Draco can't decide whether to sprint past the garnishing mint leaves on the sugar-glazed tumblers full of strawberry lemonade in—their—kitchen or burrow himself underneath the Delhi imported and suffocatingly thick and undeniably prickly eggshell comforters in—their—bed. d/hr (fluff, literally sm fluff)

When the Head Girl, Hermione Granger, finds the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, playing cards in the head dorms with his friends, she finds herself embroiled in a game of strip poker with three handsome Slytherins. But who will emerge the winner? Suggestive, fun, little Dramione one shot.

"I— I want you to fuck me like you don't know me—" "Rukia—" "I want you to use me, Ichigo." [Ichiruki] [warnings: nsfw]

Lucy felt closest to Natsu when he was being his normal dork self. She especially loved it when she saw sides to his playful personality privy to her eyes only. NaLu One-shot Smut. Entry for Nalu Love Fest.

Five scenes describing Sherlock and Joan's partnership. The last two of them are borderline joanlock.

Neither Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy want to attend their ten year class reunion, but when their friends persuade them to attend they find that the weekend isn't quite as unappealing as it first appeared. Short eight part story.

Draco is bored with his life and not looking forward to picking a wife. That is, until he bumps into a fetching little cat at his mother's Halloween Masquerade. - Dramione AU

When Ginny gets it into her head that Hermione needs a boyfriend, she ropes Harry into her plan and the pair set their friend up on a series of blind dates. Can they find Hermione a boyfriend? More importantly, does their friend even need their help? Fun, lighthearted one shot.

Hermione is surprised when Draco suddenly begins joining her on her daily run around the lake. "Harry, he seems lonely."

Based off of the prompt found on tumblr user underworldwrites, "I'm a prince/ss and you're my bodyguard and we're so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways" AU (bonus: limo sex is great sex). Nalu and full of nsfw goodness! I put a little twist at the end of my own.

Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.

As a single teenage mother, Hermione chooses to begin a new life in France, little realising the move will eventually bring her the happiness she longs for. However, the past can't be ignored forever and one day the past is going to catch up with both Hermione and her daughter.

A quick one shot that I wrote for Trinka Belle. There's a wedding. Draco and Hermione kiss. All the usual disclaimers apply.

"It was for your own good, mate. You had to learn sooner or later that Granger wasn't an option for you. She never was," Blaise said, almost sympathetically. "What's gotten into you? What makes you think I could ever look twice at her?" Blaise gave Draco a hard stare. "You really don't see it, do you?" [Abandoned]

In all of his five years, Draco Malfoy has always gotten his way. What happens when he meets a budding witch who isn't willing to yield? Dramione. Veela!fic. One shot. Gift!fic for LadiePhoenix007.

A year after the Battle of Hogwarts everyone decides they'll go out to celebrate. Too much alcohol and an accidental bonding ceremony later and Draco and Hermione need to figure out how to escape a marriage neither wants. Dramione. ONE-SHOT.

Ichigo hates surprises. And parties. And birthday celebrations. He absolutely loathes surprise birthday celebration parties. And that is why he gets away with Rukia every year on his birthday. However, this year - after seven years of devotedly spending his birthday together, Rukia has some other plans. Needless to say, our favourite strawberry is none too happy about it. AU.

This was the third time Lucy Heartfilia had tried escaping only to be captured by the barbaric pink haired male. What will happen when a man and woman share a moment alone together in the jungle? Especially when Natsu acts on his primitive instincts. /Based on Fairy Tail Chapter 489.5. Mature audiences only!

[COMPLETE!] He was a tornado and all she wanted to do was plant her feet down and grow roots. Draco/Hermione.

The guild is trying to find out what the hell Natsu is. Is he heterosexual? Homosexual? Asexual? Does he even have a dick at all! Unfortunately for them, Lucy knows the truth, and she's not telling a soul. One-shot. Lemon.

Natsu decides campfires and strawberries with a hint of ink is his favorite scent.

Another disastrous job on Mt Hakobe forces Natsu and Lucy to take shelter in a cave, where they make a discovery that makes the entire situation much more enjoyable, and in more ways than one. NaLu smut. one shot.

When everything is breaking and it feels like the stars will never shine again, she will let him get lost in her constellations and pray that it's enough to bring him back from the edge. — [NaLu, spoilers for ch. 465, takes place somewhere between 478 and 483; contains mature content.]

Lucy and Natsu have a friends with benefits arrangement, but as Lucy finds out of night when she's one a date with another guy, benefits are usually relative to the situation. NALU smut.

Years after the war, Hermione decides to leave the wizarding world. What starts as a vacation ends up being a new life with a new identity in a new country. Finding a job at a quaint bookshop, she settles into her new muggle life, leaving her old life as Hermione Granger behind. That is until a certain familiar blonde wanders in. Why is Malfoy living like a Muggle?

Healer, Hermione Granger, is having a tiring, hectic day. Luckily a certain platinum haired wizard needs her expert attention, brightening up her day. Romantic, fluffy Dramione One-Shot.

The story of Cassiopeia Jean Malfoy's birth. Written for Day 3 of March 2016's #dhrfavorites on Tumblr. EWE, Married!Dramione.

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.

A Valentines day sequel to The Holiday Virgin. One shot.

He's an intruding darkness in the back of her mind, a constant longing that only grows stronger the closer he gets. She can't get rid of him. Whenever she closes her eyes, he's always there. Always waiting.

It's parent/teacher evening at Hogwarts, and Hermione has to deal with Draco Malfoy, whose complaining about his son's grades. Can she handle Draco, or will tensions explode between the pair? Sexy one shot.

Hermione's life intertwines with Draco's in ten short encounters a decade after and a world away.

Because, apparently, the only thing I can write is Dramione Drabbles. Various Genres and Ratings. - Updated 2016 Jan 11 - Chp 16 - Kiss Cam - There's a Kiss Cam at the Quidditch game and Hermione and Draco just happen to be sitting next to each other...

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

Newly married Hermione is settling into life at Malfoy Manor after returning from her honeymoon. Fun, slightly suggestive one shot.

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

"Yes a holiday virgin. It means that you have never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been kissed under the mistletoe and you most certainly have never had a midnight kiss on New Year's..." A holiday one-shot.

It was just a normal movie night between the two best-friends. That was, until Lucy said: "Natsu, let's have sex." Then it was all down the hall and into the sheets from there. Nalu AU one-shot / smut

All Lucy wants to do is get through her mind-numbing class, but will her boyfriend, the ever attention-hogging Natsu Dragneel, be able to tear her away from her studies? Yes. The answer is a definite yes.

What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Draco POV.

With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed 'good, honest labor' and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy's parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy's slave. Dramione. COMPLETE.

Harry's done the unthinkable: broken the Mirror of Erised. Bad luck seems to follow him everywhere after that. Thank Godric he's got Hermione on his side! Would it be pressing his luck, though, to tell her his true feelings for her at long last? Harry Potter x Hermione Granger/Harmony. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Romantic comedy. 2015 HP-GetLucky Fest entry. COMPLETE!

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE

A run in with Harry and Ron leaves Draco in an unusual condition. While trying to find help, he discovers a secret the Head Girl has been hiding. Light Hearted One Shot.

A bewildering pattern has formed over the last year, and it seems Draco Malfoy is one habit Hermione can't quite seem to shake. Now that the festive season has arrived once more, it's time for her to decide if she really wants to.

Hermione bit the inside of her jaw mercilessly as she glared at Draco from across the cell. She didn't think that she could dislike someone so much.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

At a charity fundraiser for St Mungo's, Hermione runs into her old school friends – who are not at all impressed to find out who Hermione is now married to. Five part reunion story.

How can two people feel so blue during Oktoberfest? Well, for Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy it's pretty easy. (Dramione) Oktoberfest Challenge for The Maple Bookshelf - Prompt used: "Why do you always like me when you've been drinking, and then turn back into a harpy when you're not?"

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

After Lucy and Natsu return from a mission in Bosco, they are followed by a group of rabid fan-girls who are after Natsu. What's with this sudden popularity streak and how will Lucy be able to help him out with it? Caught in a desperate situation, the two Fairy Tail wizards may just realize that they are each other's biggest fans.

Natsu's sexual awakening is clumsy and downright embarrassing. What will he do when confronted with something he can't ignore and that might, shock and horror, intrigue him? Adorable and repressed NaLu and their journey around the bases.

Draco and Hermione are getting married, and nearly everyone in their lives has an opinion on the matter. Snippets of people's thoughts as Draco and Hermione tie the knot. One Shot.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

Shortly after Lucius is released from Azkaban, Narcissa is attacked and ends up in hospital. Draco and Hermione return to the country to support his parents, and while Hermione is getting to know her father-in-law she also has to deal with seeing her friends for the first time in years.

Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord's right hand, betrayed his master and finally put an end to the war. While the rest of the wizarding world is celebrating, Hermione is stuck trying to find out why. All she needs to do is to ask the right questions...

Nalu Love Fest: Beaten and Tired, they came together with only the stars as their witness and Happy none the wiser. Prompt: Breasts/Muscles.

Right now there's only one thing Natsu finds appetizing, and it sure as hell isn't the scrambled eggs. [NaLu] [Oneshot] [InexplicitLemon]

Lucy had always thought that Natsu looked sexy half-naked in boxers, that is until she saw him wear a suit. AU and OOC. For NaLu Love Fest Prompt 7: Sexy.

Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.

The opening of a new wizarding island brings all sorts of dramas to those attending the opening weekend. For Hermione and Draco the weekend brings them into contact with their old friends, while for Harry and Blaise the weekend is all about keeping secrets from being exposed.

Doubt was a funny thing. It was like a tick; harmless on the surface, but when it burrowed in deep, extremely dangerous. For Draco Malfoy, successful Death Eater, ruthless soldier and proud Pureblood, it may just be his downfall.

Several encounters that never happened. Or did they?

Her lips really did remind him of a rose… pink, slightly open, engaging and delicate. He was sure they were just as sweet. The old adage about a rose by any other name and all that rubbish came to mind, but it left his brain just as easily as it came when he answered the call to kiss her by placing his lips next to hers and pressing down gently. (Dramione)

A note from the Potions Professor has Hermione spending her lunchtime down in the dungeons receiving the personal attention of the Potions Professor himself. Sexy One-Shot.

News of Draco Malfoy's divorce gives two young children the hope of a new family.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

After a nasty break-up with Ron six years ago, Hermione hasn't seen any of her friends. When she runs into them at a Spa will they apologise for abandoning her or will things remain frosty between them?

Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...

His desire to ruin his enemy started with a dance. (Written for The Maple Bookshelf's 'It's all Been Done Passionately' Challenge)

One morning, Hermione woke up to a grey world. Literally. All the colours were gone, washed out for good. AU. Drama. Romance. Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger.

COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.

It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.

"Why, Malfoy? Why do you want to take me on a date?" "So I can get you indecently drunk and then-" he stopped suddenly. He suspected his answer would leave Granger speechless.

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.

For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!

Head Girl Hermione dresses a little too quickly one morning. Two-shot D/H fluff, ignores DH. Bumped to T for some suggestive tones in part two.

"When a baby is born, he or she is connected to the important people in his or her life. The gods also tied an invisible red thread around the ankles of a man and woman who are destined to meet and get married." Hermione has seven strings attached to her ankle. She figured out who five of them are. Who are the other two?

Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.

After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.

Kim has a problem and it's major. Will her mother help or is assistance, and possible romance, going to come from another quarter. Read and find out. MATURE CONTENT!

Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.

The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Something dastardly has been going on with the Malfoy peacocks. When the Aurors aren't able to find any leads, Harry brings on Hermione and her assistant to figure things out.

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Ministry lifts are so quiet, you never really know if they are working or not.

Hermione sighed, beginning to suspect that Kingsley might have just managed to get her to do something she had been putting off for years, face her past. Ten years after the war Hermione agrees to do Kingsley a favour, bringing her in contact with her friends that she hasn't seen in years.

Hermione wants Draco Malfoy, and she's not taking 'no' for an answer. Who even knew deceit could feel so good? Post-Hogwarts 7th year, AU. Romance-Drama-Comedy. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Today they would attack their enemy in what Draco hoped would be the Final Battle. And they were ready. All of them. Ready to rip and tear, eager to unravel the black fabric of their world and remake it in a kaleidoscope of white and light and laughter.

Draco Malfoy challenges Hermione into playing a childish game of 'Who Can Kick the Hardest' Now, Draco is learning that by challenging Hermione, he might just get something more than what he bargained for (which was not necessarily a bad thing). DramioneLove Fic & Art Fest Week 2 Submission.

Draco Malfoy was hit by a curse which turned him into his six year-old self again. And Hermione was asked to take care of him until they develop a cure for him. Oh, baby. (Fluff/cheese.)

Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.

Ronald Weasley didn't know it then, but the day that he broke her heart, he drove her straight into the arms of the last person he ever thought he'd see her with.

Follow Draco from after The Final Battle to having kids and everything in between. Contains mention of drugs, sex, and fluff! All beta'd. Only Chapter 4 is rated M, the rest are T. 20 Drabbles based on 20 Prompts from a challenge from the forum. Title comes from the song playing right now at this very moment. Range from T-M. All part of the same universe.

Hermione has just woken up from a night of - she's not even sure - with a huge headache. Written for mini-fest on LJ.

Ever since Scorpius became friends with Rose, Hermione had become a staple part of his life. Draco wanted to make it permanent, he just didn't have the bollocks to do it. Until now.

Fred and George have a new partner with WWW. This partner's creative streak has enhanced F&G's product line immensely. He refuses to be named or to take any credit, however. Hermione is fascinated with the new products and won't rest until she finds out who the mastermind behind them is.

Draco is turning 23 soon, and all of a sudden his mother has him running these weird errands for random dates. One of the errands is to get a bouquet for the girl. So he goes to the best flower shop in Diagon Alley, which just so happens to be owned by Hermione Granger.

Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!

Hermione's roommate is unhappy with being ignored because of her newest fling, the pointy pale man.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

Written for HP-Darkfest on LJ. Ron would do anything to ensure that he and Hermione end up together, it's only what everyone expects, right? But in the process of ensuring their love for one another, something goes horribly wrong. Warnings: Implicit Sex, Explicit Sex, Dubious Consent, Character Death. Happy Ending for Dramione.

One night was all they'd had, and then they'd parted ways... Eight months after their painful break-up, Draco Malfoy runs into Hermione Granger in Diagon Alley, and receives the surprise of his life. It's time for him to man up, because he's about to become a father! Dramione romance-drama. 2012 Hawthorn & Vine Treasured Tropes Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Hermione has to make a choice between what is safe and what is unknown. My reasons for why Hermione would pick Draco over Ron.

For their Anniversary, Draco has a surprise in store for Hermione.

All Draco wanted to do was apologize, well, ok, maybe he wanted a little more, but still, he couldn't even get past the apology. Small Lime towards the end.

There are about a hundred reasons why it will never work between them – six, of which, stand out firmly in her mind. And one reason why it will. Oneshot.

Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.

"Quiet, Granger. It's just sex." He looked up and caught her chin in his hand. " Understand? No feelings. I plan to fuck the insolence out of you." Hermione groaned, shaking her head. She had royally fucked that part up.

Hermione and Draco have been working together for some time now and the desire for each other had gradually built up during those months. What happens when Hermione catches Draco doing something in his office which is considered inappropriate? DMHG PWP

Years after Hogwarts, a widowed Hermione Granger Weasley is surprised to see Draco Malfoy walk into her office. What in the name of Merlin could a St. Mungo's Medical Curse Breaker need from her? Rated M for later chapters.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.

"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."

Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.

The 2nd Wizarding War is over, Voldemort's dead, & the Malfoy name is tarnished. Draco finds himself inexplicably drawn to Hermione. With both back at Hogwarts, he does what he can to win her affection. All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione. Oneshot.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'BOXING DAY'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PRIZE & MOD'S CHOICE in the competition! COMPLETE!

Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.

One-Shot. There are several words in other languages that don't translate into English. Here is a story that follows the relationship of Hermione and Draco as they show and live the meanings of these words.

Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

At Pansy Parkinson's hen party in Las Vegas, Hermione Granger's dream comes true when Draco Malfoy crashes with the groom, Blaise Zabini. Anything can/does happen in Vegas! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Hot Shag/Romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix Fest #1 of 2 entry. Story won 3rd Place at the 2011 Dramione Remix Fest Fic Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

"Why is Malfoy wearing a Griffindor tie?" Harry and the rest of the gang want to know.

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Another of the 'First Time' series I've had gathering dust. Please read foreword... Enjoy

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

Kim and Ron - Finally - Harsh language and adult situations - Please beware Please see forward before reading story - Rated M for a reason. replaced with edited version so it reads better, I hope. Please let me know.

COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.

Love pushes us to be better, to give and accept unconditionally - to surrender. Draco's determined to prove this truth to Hermione. What he discovers: the role of Dominant also requires one to submit sometimes. DRAMIONE. DMHGFICEXCHANGE 2011. COMPLETE!

Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.

Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.

Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas and everything about it. He hated presents, trees, greenery and bows. He hated the songs, even when they were sung by his pretty next door neighbor. He bet he could make her hate Christmas too, if given half a chance.

He was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.

Grown up Derek has it all: Money, fame and a super-model wife. What could possibly go wrong? And when it does, who is guaranteed to stick her nose in. Dasey.

He might stray, but he'll never forgets his way home.

He took a second to processes what she just said. "You're not gonna marry me?" "No I will. Just not with that proposal." Casey wont marry him untill he gets it right. R&R

Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*

Draco and Hermione would make a great team if only they could agree on one little thing. Irresistible force meet immovable object.

He was like Hades to her Persephone.Always in darkness, but lusting for that one ray of light just out of reach. Sorta a drabble, almost.

There is a thin line between the old year and the new; between love and pain; between anger and lust; between enemies and... something altogether else. Complete.

"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.

Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

All Draco/Hermione. All drabbles. All written for a variety of reasons, even boredom.

Her lips twitched as Draco set the spring green colored Slytherin egg on the drying rack. “So pale pink and spring green are the new Gryffindor and Slytherin colors, huh?” Complete

Malfoy getting married was just the rescue she needed. DHr. Complete.

Epilogue to "The Hate Of His Life." 2010 has come, and Draco Malfoy finds that sometimes unexpected miracles happen at the turn of a decade. Will he and Hermione Granger get their chance after all? One-shot. Romance/Hot Shagging-DM x HG. COMPLETE!

All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!

Prequel to The Wedding. After being spotted on a talent show, Casey has made it big as a singer and Derek...well, he's been chasing a girl again and look where it's got him! Unashamedly DASEY!

Hermione has spent entirely too long questioning what they have, but with a little push, she might finally let them truly be.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.

I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…

“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

It's the first Christmas after the war, and the great divide in the wizarding world has yet to begin healing.

It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!

Somewhere along the line Hermione forgot to mention to Draco that her friends already knew about the two of them, and vice versa. Which was the reason why they were still sneaking around like pair of teenagers, afraid about getting caught.

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... Dramione, COMPLETE

Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.

Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w

Ichigo/Rukia. 50 little moments, some sweet, some risible, some melancholy, all leading to a colorful eternity. Based on the 1sentence themes on LJ.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.

Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.

The snow fell, the wind blew, the trees swayed, and the blond man with a heavy heart just stared. Draco supposed it was fitting that the beginning of their story was at the end of another.

Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.

Tis a truth universally acknowledged that any secret couple in possession of an abundance of overly inquisitive friends must be in want of a hiding place to call their own.

Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione

Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.

On particularly stressful evenings at Grimmauld Place, Hermione finds solace in a very unsurprising pastime. DHr OneShot

[DracoHermione] “Don’t make me say it. It’ll ruin my bad boy image,” he whispered jokingly in her ear. She giggled softly, glancing up at him with big brown doe eyes. “Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.”

Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr

The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.

After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished completely. Ten years later he may have reemerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a gray eyed Master Criminal? DracoHermione

He dove in after her... but why? Complete.

Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.

Sequel to Pumpkin Patch. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and now Draco continue to run from Death Eaters. The night before Christmas, they encounter an enchanted forest.

During the war, everyone turns to something or someone to maintain his or her sanity, and Draco and Hermione turn to one another. But something scares Hermione, and she and Draco will have to work through some major hurdles in their relationship.

Cute Christmas oneshot! Rather fluffier than my usual style. Rated T only to be safe. In which Draco slips out of a Christmas party for some fresh air and runs afoul of a garden gnome...

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run from Death Eaters when they stumble across a decrepit house with a pumpkin patch in the backyard. Only, there's something magical about the pumpkins... DMHG

It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione

Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Herimione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange.

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

[Oneshot] “Nothing important happened today.” Diary entry of George III, king of England, on July 4th, 1776. In the distant future, Draco Malfoy looks back on the day that changed his life.

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

Short one-shot written for a challenge. Nice quick read: try it out! DMHGBZ- yes, all 3. No likee? No readee. R for language only. Tensions run high in a hospital room, following a disasterous Quidditch match.

R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!

DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!