"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

TOMATO VERSE! A.U. When a law suit threatens to destroy W.W.W. Hermione is asked by the twins to defend their shop. Things take an odd turn when George suddenly sees the resident Know-It-All in a whole new light. Now if only he didn't irritate her to no end...

It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**

"And you're jealous of my bike," he began, the twitch of his lips, the sinful look in his devilish eyes, the lazy confident look of a rebel aristocrat, all proving a dangerous combination when he said, "Because you'd love to have me riding you all night long." (T for now, rating will go up.)

When Hans appears in Elsa's room in the palace, his request that she help him take the throne of the Southern Isles is laughable, but when his brothers intentions towards Arendelle and her are made clear, she has no choice but to help the wayward prince. The pair face magic, evil, capture (and each other!) in an adventure where not even Elsa's powers are a surety. Smut n violence!

AU: What if Hans decided he didn't want to kill Elsa? What if he thought he could control her and her powers? What if Kristoff found Anna first? When Hans decides that he wants Elsa to marry him, he's keen on putting an act to get her to trust him, and he succeeds. But when Anna wakes and becomes hellbent on revenge, will she go too far?

One morning, Hermione finds herself in Fred's bed after the most awkward wedding of the century. She hopes they can just pretend it never happened, but it takes two to tango, and a baby makes three.

[Hans x Elsa] A year after she lifted the curse of winter, Elsa—feeling that some matters are still unresolved—visits the Southern Isles. Notorious for its powerful Queen and its brood of princes, she knows she's running headlong into trouble. But when she allows Hans to return from exile to prove her mettle, she soon realizes that she may have bitten off more than she can chew...

Helsa/Iceburns/Hansla. Hans arrives at the Southern Aisles and plans are made for the queen of Arendelle to visit the Southern Aisles, against her will. Elsa relies on Hans to help her escape. (Sorry, it's so vague! I don't want to give away too much.)

It is Aurora's destiny to become queen. Diaval wholeheartedly agrees. He does not, however, agree with Prince Philip being the one to be her king. His own opinion on the matter being the least reason for that… or so he thinks. Post Movie story. Maleficent has Diaval at Aurora's side to help and protect her. And then feels happen. Lots of feels.

"Once upon the edge of night, a raven sworn his life to a wild rose."

George and Fred Weasley must vacate the flat above Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes at Number 93 Diagon Alley. Before leaving, George only has time to fill the magical pockets of his work robes. The contents must have value, sentiment, and above all, not fall into the hands of someone else. George/Hermione. Re-post

While out to dinner with her friends, Hermione receives cryptic messages in her fortune cookies. Is everyone getting such interesting fortunes, or are hers special? Hermione/George Re-posted

Finding a date shouldn't be too difficult for Hermione, heroine of the war, and Fred, fun-loving and famous in his own right. Yet, the two fall into a pattern of relying on each other to fulfill the 'plus one' requirement on the invitations they receive. Hermione/Fred. Previously posted and re-loaded.

"Forgive me." Hans pleaded. Elsa's blue eyes met his green ones. "Don't you see? I can't."

Hermione Granger works too much, and Fred Weasley is just a little bit unprofessional. If there's any two people who can find a balance between the two, though, it's them. Post-war AU, in which Fred lives.

One evening, James Potter wanted to show his new house to his best-friends. One evening changed Sirius Black's life. He didn't know that they were going to be sent into the future 25 years, losing everything that he valued. SB/HG, JP/LE, HP/GW one-sided HG/RW and HG/RL NOT CONTINUED

Elsa wanders down to the ballroom, not intending to get drunk and wake up with Hans. But, hey, a lot of unexpected things happen right? An Iceburns story, using a prompt from heavenknowsitried on tumblr. I'm not too great at descriptions if someone would write me one that would be awesome!

Sherlock Holmes is most intrigued when he observes three teenagers materialise in the middle of a central London road. He is even more interested when, eighteen months later, one of these strange individuals moves into 221C Baker Street.

Hermione has her work cut out for her working in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, but when her boss assigns her a new case featuring a bloodthirsty vampire, despite her primal fear, Hermione can't stay away. HermionexJasper Told in 1000 word snippets.

It started out in a Muggle hotel bar. Minding her own business, Hermione was mulling over her life when a vampire just happened to sit next to her. Knowing what he was, Hermione tried her best to ignore him, hoping that she didn't become his next meal. An attack does occur, and Garrett finds himself stalking a new prey. On hiatus.

"I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse...and for every moment after." "No. No, no. It's fine. I'm not that Princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, it would be... yeash! Cause, you know…" Frozen AU where it was in fact Queen Elsa Hans had hit. Hans/Elsa aka Iceburns !

George wants to live his life with no regrets, especially when it comes to Hermione. Hermione/George!

221b Baker Street just got a little bit more interesting - if you could imagine that.

Life in 221B Baker Street. Sequel to Flatmates.

When Hermione comes home for lunch, she finds a suspicious surprise waiting on her kitchen table. (Hermione/Fred, super fluffy)

As a Weasley family reunion, Molly proposes a camping trip. Little does she know that the nightly campfires may bring two unlikely people together. Post-Hogwarts Fremione fic - in my Fred's not dead universe!

A marriage law fanfic. Hermione Granger and Fred Weasley, plus all the drama that comes with it.

See, the potion could not – would not – turn blue. No, because if it did, and it wouldn't, then Hermione Granger – very much unattached – would be pregnant. With a Weasley.

It happens when a witch lowers her inhibitions and a wizard can't refuse.

A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.

With her parents deciding to stay abroad, Hermione needs to find somewhere to stay before taking her NEWTs. Luckily, or maybe unluckily for her heart, Fred and George have a room and job offer. - A silly story told in bits with some help from The Beatles

Hermione Granger is young, successful and has everything a woman ought to have in life, except a boyfriend. Young, handsome and a bachelor Fred Weasley doesn't share in her problem. With a simple bet in place, let chaos and Romance ensue./FREMIONE

The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding at the Burrow Hermione and George watch the stars.

George opened his mouth to call out to Hermione, as he stumbled through the floo into her flat, but two things stopped him. One was off-key singing and the other was the delicious smell of baked goods. Hm, something with chocolate if he wasn't mistaken.

It started with a dream and Hermione was determined to let it end with only that. But this is the Weasley twins we're talking about and nothing gets past them. - GWxHG

"..his eyes rather followed her movements than the text on the page." It begins in one warm summer evening in the back garden of the Burrow. What do potatoes have to do with romance?

A muggle cafe, a wizarding dating quiz, an excitable owl, and a bunch of pushy people leads Hermione to fall in love with the man that stands her up. But what happens next was not at all what she had planned! Love in Unusual Places fic. ONESHOT

In order to complete a product they've been working on, George must procure the help of one Hermione Granger. An entry for the Twin Exchange's Love in Unusual Places challenge.

George watches from across a crowded club as the object of his affections gets asked to dance. What happens when things get too personal and he takes matters into his own hands? Gift for Preetoaka Raven Potter Weasley! ONESHOT ONLY!

Hermione receives a romantic package at the Ministry that leads her on an exciting little adventure for the afternoon. But why? And who is doing this? And what does an orange rose really mean? Could it be from the man she's loved for years?

Fred's been acting strangely for months, and Hermione can't figure out why. Unbeknown to her, it all has to do with the way she bites her lip...

When George hears Hermione talking in her sleep, he decides that a prank is in order. But will his prank cause more harm than good? And will Hermione be left alone on New Year's Eve? Oneshot for Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge

Fred desperately needs Hermione's help and promises "anything" in return. What does Hermione want from him once she agrees? Does he want the exact same thing?