Hey There! I'm a 14 year old living in Canada.

I have two brothers, a cat and a dog.

My Fav color is pink. My fav music is pop, country and soft rock. My fav shows are The Secret Life of The American Teenager, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Vampire Diaries and Survivor.

My Fav books are Artemis Fowl, The Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Hunger Games and the 39 Clues.

I Found the below on DrivesLikeACullens profile

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS (these totally made me laugh)

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

True Canadian Facts That Make You Laugh That Was On My Brothers Shirt

i do not travel by dogsled

i am not a fur trader or a lumberjack

i live in the second largest country in the world

i live in a house not an igloo MAPLE LEAF FLAG HERE winter only lasts one season

i do not know your second cousin dave in saskatoon

our currency was not based on monopoly money

the maple leaf is our national symbol

a loonie is a dollar, not a relative

WE ARE THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYERS IN THE WORLD!

Below is a sorting hat quiz and my answers. I hope you find it entertaing, I did

1. How did you find this site? (If someone specific told you, please say who it was. We would like a name, if possible)

2. Who is your favorite character in the books? What is your favourite thing about him/her?

3. What is your favourite thing about each of the four Houses?

4. Of the four things you just listed, which do you most admire? Why?

5. What is your least favourite thing about each of the four Houses?

6. Of those four things you listed, which do you least admire or find most annoying? Why?

7. What do you usually do when a friend has a problem? Do you tend to be involved, or give them some space?

8. What are 3 words that describe you? (adjectives work well)

9. What are your 3 weakest traits?

10. In general, do you prefer working with people or alone?

11. Which Hogwarts class sounds most interesting to you? Why?

12. In life, what matters most to you? Please choose 2 or 3, then explain.

a. Friends and/or Family
b. The future- plan ahead/make and meet goals/overcome obstacles
c. The present- live for the moment/make decisions quickly/don’t hesitate
d. Do what is right
e. Do what makes other people happy- you are generous/you are kind
f. The past- you hold grudges/you believe in learning from mistakes/you act the way you do because of what has happened to you before/If something works out once, you will try it again until it fails
g. You want to make a name for yourself- you make sure people know all about you/you love attention/ you take revenge and make it known that you are not to be messed with/ you want to make a name for yourself
h. You are content with a simple life- all you need is love/you’re not very materialistic/simple things make you happy

13. Which of these four statements sounds most like you?

a. You love to control what happens in your life
b. You often help to coach others through life's obstacles
c. You gently shape situations to a more efficient end
d. You are continually exploring the world around you and organizing your thoughts about it.

14. Do you have a strong preference for a House? If so, which one, and why?

My Answers are below. Check them out. I know you want to.

1. I was on fanfiction.net and was on CherryCheeks91's profile and found her commenting her on this site. Thus I joined.

2. Albus Severus Potter- Seems like such an amazing character with so many possibilities. I especially live the irony of his name

3. Gryffindor- I firmly believe that the fact that the mauraders and the Twins were in Gryffindor makes it the way it is (A.K.A. a wonderful house)
Slytherin- I know talking to snakes is considered evil and all but I would love to be a parselmouth
Hufflepuff- They have the most adorable name in history, plus Cedric Diggory was in that house, and he is one of my favorite characters (May he rest in peace)
Ravenclaw- The fact that they have to answer a riddle to go to the common room, I'd spend hours walking in and out of there just because of that

4. I most admire Gryffindor, as laughter is always the best medicine, and boy do those boys bring it

5. Gryffindor- They are WAY too proud of themselves
Slytherin- Dungeons. Just creepy
Hufflepuff- I don't like that I have no idea where their common room is
Ravenclaw- They seem a tad dull sometimes, and emotional :cough..Cho:

6. Dungeons reaaly, really, really REALLY creep me out. Although if they could decorate the whole room in pink...

7. When a friends has a problem I tend to find out everything about the problem, and then decide if I should interefer or not.

8. Books
Chocolate
Pink

9. Know-it-all
insecurites
I sometimes snort when I laugh

10. I like working with people around me, but doing the project or whatever individually

11. If I had another half blood or muggle born with me I would love to take muggle studies, seeing a wizard trying to explain the muggle world is just too darn hilarious

12. a. Friends/Family
Life just wouldn't be worth living without them

13. d. You are continually exploring the world around you and organizing your thoughts about it
Now that I think about it my thoughts are in constant need of being organized...oh look a flower!!!

14. I don't think I have too much of a preference towards any one of the houses. Whenever I imagine myself getting sorted I see me having a long and hearty discussion with the sorting hat until it decides I am the perfect equality of all houses and should have free reign of the school--wouldn't that be the life?

BTW I was sorted into Hufflepuff- WORLD DOMINATION COMMENCE!!!!

Funny Sayings and Quotes

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door

Why am I talking to someone in India about a computer that was made in Japan, that was bought in America?!

"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver"

I am not clumsy. I'm just accident prone

Come to the dark side! We have cookies

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say, "Are you gonna drink that?

Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If life gives you Melons, you may be dyxlesic

The only thing to fear is fear itelf,...and spiders

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!!!!!!!

The three amin causes of car accidents: I-Speeding II-Texting III-TURTLE SHELLS!!!!!

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Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

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