Hi, my name real is Jasmin (right, without an -e). My brothers gilfriend calls me Mausi and someday their friends started doing the same. So now Im Mausi for some people. My family calls me Min and some of my friends do that to, but some of them also call me Minnie Maus or Minileinchen and I hate it. So as you see I have a lot of names. I hate most of them because they all sound sweet and cute what Im absolutely not, but everything is better than Jasmin.

Im currently 16 years old but thats about to change. I actually dont know what to write about here so Ill just write some random stuff about myself. If you dont want to know it just skip it.

So first of all I live in a very small village in Baden-Württemberg and I attend a Gymnasium (thats kind of like High School).

I really love reading and writing.

I dont know anything more so I found this questions on the internet and Im gonna answer them:

First name? Jasmin

Are you in love? Yes, with Ernie but unfortunately hes not human.

Current car? Dont have one. Its weird but in Germany your allowed to drink with 16 but you musnt drive until youre 18.

When did you last cry? I dont know. I hardly ever cry because I cant see the sense in it. For me it doesnt make anything better. I actually almost never show any emotions except for anger. Last time I cried was properly when my rabbit died six years ago.

Do you like your hands? Ja, I think they are pretty cool and handy.

Were you named after anybody? I hate my name so I hope not for the other person I could be named after.

What is your favorite lunch meat? Maybe chicken?

Things you love? My family, Ernie, reading, writing...my life?

Things you like? Cherry chap-stick, black, my hands, Victorious, Vampire Academy, sleeping, vampires (the brutal ones which doesnt glitter, like the ones in Buffy or Underworld) Im fascinated by vampires and the thought of living forever since Im ten, good old rock music and some other stuff.

Things you hate? Music made on the computer without any instruments, pink, sport, pineapples, flowers, marzipan, pathetic women who think they are nothing without a man, IDK why but the word Fleisch (means flesh), sunburn, texting smiley and that kind of stuff, being touched by other people, dresses, spiders, clowns (they are soooo scary), being alone with someone in a quiet room (it makes me insecure) and a lot more.

If you were another person would you be friends with you? I dont think so. I can be pretty annoying and I offend people without meaning to by always telling what I think. Im astonished that my friends still stand me.

Favorite color? Black, which is not really a color so red.

Least favorite color? PINK

Do you have a journal? If “Wreck This Journal“ counts.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Its my only way of communication.

Do you still have your tonsils? Luckily, yes!

If you could have any job, what would it be? Author

Would you bungee jump? Nope! I dont trust an elastic band to hold my whole body weight even though I doesnt weight that much.

Do you untie your shoes when you remove them? I mostly wear boots so I dont have to.

Are you strong? Mentally? Yes! Physically? Not really!

Is the glass half full or half empty? Empty, because you wont get disappointed.

Favorite ice-cream flavor? Chocolate with banana

Shoe size? In Germany 38. Thats 7 in America.

Do you swear? Yes, but Im German Im allowed to swear.

Red or Pink? Obviously red. Pink is not a color its pain in my eyes.

Black or white? Black!!!

What is your favorite cereal? I dont know the name of it but the Flintstones are on the package.

What is your least favorite thing about you? Sometimes I think I would have a better life if I didnt say what I think all the time. So my least favorite thing about me is my disability to shut my mouth and keep my thoughts to myself.

Hair color? A dark blonde to light brown.

Eye color? A mix of blue and grey.

Worst habit? Saying the word “hardcore“ in almost every sentence.

What do you miss the most? Sleeping until I want to wake up. I have to wake up at 5:45 am for school. I hate that. Im a nights person.

Who do you miss the most? My Daddyo. I only see him every second weekend.

Do you want everyone to put this in their profile? Well, I got it from somewhere but dont know where so its not my decision. If youre the person I stole this from and you want me to delete it just mail me and Ill do it.

Last thing you ate? Tuna sandwich and salt&viniger chips.

Biggest fears? Spiders and Clown. They are so damn scary.

What are you listening to right now? “Shes A Genius“ by Jet

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Black

Day or Night? NIGHT!!!

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My Mama

First thing you notice about people you are attracted to? Their handsand if they understand sarcasm.

Favorite Quote? “Old enough to know better but too young to give a damn.“ And „Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day.“

Favorite drink? Black coffee.

Favorite alcoholic drink? In clubs I mostly drink beer with coke or beer with curuba.

Favorite sport? I H-A-T-E every single kind of sport. Im not good in it and watching it is just the most boring thing to do.

Hat size? What? I didnt even know there were hat sizes.

Do you wear contacts? Japp

Favourite food? Gulasch or Steak. (Im ungirly when it comes to food and other things)

Summer or Winter? Winter!!! Dont like the heat.

Fun facts about you? Uhm...before I write something I say the lines out loud to myself at least four times and reply on them in thousand different ways until I got what I want. After writing them down I do the same again and change all. So it takes very long until I finished a story.Oh and I love the taste and smell of cherries but I dont like eating actual cherries. IDK why but I like everything made of cherries but not the real berry. I think its maybe because of the texture or something else.

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies. Always scary movies!!!

Last movie you watched at the movie theatre? I forgot. Im getting old!

What is your favourite article of clothing? A Black shirt with something on it. Its hard to describe but I love it.

Hugs or Kisses? Depends on the hugger/kisser.

Parents till together? Nope

Favorite dessert? Chilli and cherry chocolate.

How old were you when you began writing? Dont know the exact date. I was young.

Reason for why you started? I had ideas and didnt want to forget them.

How many stories have you written? I didnt count but more than I posted.

Favorite story you've written? Its called “The Sisters Revenge“. You can read it here:

Do you listen to music when you write? Always. I cant concentrate without music. I even listen to music when I read or study.

Do you ever get writer's block? All the time. It really sucks!

Favorite Hero? Bones from the Night Huntress Series.

Favorite Villain? Scar from Lion King or Joker.

So thats it. Congratulations if you got here and read all the stuff I wrote. Youre really brave.