Well, I don't like writing about myself, so I decided I'd hire the characters I write about the most. But movieverse X-men are too busy with "other" films, the other X-Men are busy with their adventures, and all my original characters end up dying. So that left X-Men: Evolution. Without further ado, we have: Pietro, Lance, Toad, Fred, Rogue, Kurt, Jean, and Logan. Toad: Man, this author's weird, yo. *flips through author's fact sheet*
Me: *whacks Toad with a stick* Shut up and do what I told you!
Pietro: You show 'im!
Toad: Suck up. You're only saying that because you think she's hot, yo.
Pietro, Lance, Kurt: SHE IS!
Fred: Well, I think I'll start. The author is 14. *eats an entire Krispy Kreme joint*
Lance: But she looks about 10 or 11.
Logan: *quirks an eyebrow at Lance* Anyhoo, she is an x-men obsessive.
Fred: Though she prefers the Brotherhood.
Kurt: She is a Slash dork. A very big Lance/Pietro fan.
*Lance and Pietro give each other horrified looks*
Kurt: Also...Lance/Kurt...HEY! *throws fact sheet at author*
Me: HEY! *gets out a cattle prod* Don't make me.
Pietro: She dances.
Toad: What kind of dancer, yo? *wiggles eyebrows*
Rogue: Get yer mind outta the gutter.
Toad: But...
Me: *wraps Toad's tongue around his head*
Pietro: Right, moving on! She doesn't think Jean's as bad as everyone makes her out to be but still doesn't like Jean.
Jean: What did I ever do to you people to make you hate me?
Pietro: *shrugs* *runs up to Jean and hacks off all her luxurious hair*
Jean: *runs off crying*
Me: RAD!
Logan: Her favorite band is At the Drive-in. Who the hell are they?
Me: *shoots Logan a warning glare*
Logan: *snikt*
Lance: Her favorite word is "rad".
Rogue: Her favorite color is black. She's got taste.
Fred: Other things she loves - Fight Club, fruit snacks, and Poppy Z. Brite. Mmmm. Fruit Snacks.
Me: Ok, yanno, I think you guys have done enough.
Toad: So where's my cash, yo? Weren't you supposed to pay us?
Me: In due time, in due time. Shoo. *flicks wrists at characters* WAIT. Pietro. Lance. Kurt. You stay. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Pietro, Lance, Kurt: Rawk! Logan: *outside of Room* What a tramp.