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Joined 05-20-10, id: 2371616, Profile Updated: 07-01-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I've changed up my profile a little.

I changed my mind, I will write a single one-shot for everyone to see. I won't mind when people tell me that my stuff is junk.

I believe in sticking to the rules, so those of you on this site with lemons need to get off this site. Yeah I'm a bitch, guess what, I don't care. I don't like stupid authors or stupid stories. If its good you'll know because I'll tell you, whether it does or doesn't have lemons (because in spite of what everyone thinks, I like smut, romance, tragedy, violence... I just don't want it here)


In clear terms a cease-fire has been made. Jadiona and Jacque Lee Smith and Tish Lian Smith have now all made public apologies, and Jadiona contunues to make private ones.

The terms of cease-fire:

1. Jadiona, Jacque Lee Smith, and Tish Lian Smith must all make public apologies.
2. Jadiona must privately apologize to all of the thirty members that I had on my list, any author/reader who PMs me, and any author/reader who PMs Jadiona, Jacque Lee Smith, or Tish Lian Smith.
3. I will not attack any member of FF or report any member of FF with the exceptions of Jadiona, Jacque Lee Smith, and Tish Lian Smith.
4. I will make a public apology on adarkertwilight.blogspot.com for the world to see.
5. No more letters wrote by me or rants about me shall be made public.
6. I will permanently take off all 29 members on my shit list and never report them
7. The terms of this cease-fire will be posted on Jadiona's profile, Jacque Lee Smith's profile, Tish Lian Smith's profile, and my profile until the cease-fire ends or is broken in some way.


-- For those who don't understand an M rating - Not suitable for children or teens below the age of 16 with possible strong but non-explicit adult themes, references to violence, and strong coarse language

That means no lemons


Violations:
- author's notes as their own chapters
- author's note chapters to avenge criticism
- scripted author's note chapters
- two-liner author's note chapters
- MA incest
- MA vore (cannibalism for sexual pleasure)
- MA sadism/masochism
- MA child molestation
- MA exhibitionism
- MA violence, including decapitation
- MA paraphilias
- MA titles
- MA summaries
- spam chapters
- scripted chapters
- IM chapters
- centred script chapters
- unchaptered script
- character submission interactivity
- idea submission interactivity
- voting interactivity
- advertising interactivity
- aggressive disregard to proper language
- aggressive disregard to structure and format
- aggressive formating in bold and/or italics
- all-capitals titles
- all-capitals summaries
- spam summaries
- duplicate posts
- plagiarism


I've made a name for myself, I've been called a bitch, I love it adarkertwilight.blogspot.com go to the rants, he's talking about me

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topaz Sunset by TwilightHayley reviews
The Cullens are new to town and Bella befriends them. But with hidden dangers and life-changing news ahead, it's only a matter of time before their friendship is put to the test. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Second Chances by Jessica Lauren reviews
Isabella Swan was changed in 1867 at the age of sixteen, after being the victim of abuse for a previous eleven years. How does she cope in her new life? What if the one she loved was the one she couldn't have? What if it was her own fault?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Where's My Happy Ending? by PsychoAsh reviews
Jacobs tears were too much for Bella, and she broke off the engagement to Edward. Eighteen years later, Bella's life is far from where she wanted it to be, and a series of events put it even more into a death spiral. *Don't be afraid to criticize*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 117,747 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon by PsychoPhoenix38 reviews
6 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens must deal with finding a new life in high school and to have Renesmee to join them. The Volturi, however, have different plans of how the future will play out. All characters. Multiple perspectives. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,186 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Her Dreams Give Her Wings by Kelly Quit Lollygagging reviews
When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by GoldenEyes4 reviews
When Bella Swan moved to Seattle for her job as a reporter, she didn't plan on falling in love with the perfect guy...a guy who has a secret. But could she be keeping a secret from him and his family infinitely more terrible? ALL HUMAN and IN CHARACTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,329 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Race To The Finish by bobbypingirl101 reviews
SEQUEL TO FATE. The Cullens are chosen to participate in a world-wide scavenger hunt, with five other vampire covens. This is their journey around the world for their clues, and the hilarity that ensues. Slight OOC, cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Continuation of the Twilight Saga: Crimson Aurora by Harcad reviews
Old friends return to Forks with a piece of information that threatens to change everything. Old friendships revisited and new ones formed. Lot's of answers to all those questions that arise after BD. Bella's POV 3 others opt mild angst
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,673 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
With Great Restraint by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Amethyst Skies by Dog-Demon-Emiko reviews
Part 1: Edward changes Bella but she has become pregnant and flees. Part 2: Years later, he meets his daughter and learns that she's in danger in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 203,603 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Summer Interlude by MidnightWalking reviews
Summer Interlude picks up after the prom and is told from Bella and Edwards PoV. It will cover summer vacation and their developing relationship. For those who haven't read this story and for those who have, I'm in the process of editing and revising.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Forever reviews
When Edward fails to stop Bella from cutting herself as a distraction. Love and Life cease to exist when she dies. Edward POV, rated M for some controversial content. Entry to Summer's Most Romantic or Tragic Hour Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete