Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS

After vampires murder Sarah in front of him, ex-army doctor John Watson no longer has a life: he has a mission. He comes to London to destroy the vampire population, never expecting to fall in love with one.

Attending university is often seen as an important and pivotal - albeit fun - time in one's life. But for officer Seras Victoria, it is only a mission. An undercover one. Infiltrate, gain trust, gather intel. Why have students been disappearing into the night? Why is there such a large occult following? Who is Seras' "admirer" and why are they aiding her?

Alucard is forced to work with Alexander Anderson, infiltrating a monastery in the guise of a Catholic priest to track down a vampire hiding inside.

Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)

(Just a lil' something for Halloween) It has been many years since the rise and fall of the Millennium Organization. Many have passed on, but Alucard still remains, wandering the Earth, searching for a new purpose to his eternal soul. When a new breed of vampire reveals itself, the Count is more than willing to face them. No mercy will be shown to this new evil. (There is gore!)

Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.

A very angry Dracula is captured by a very determined Abraham Van Helsing. Yet another version of the capture of Alucard! Alucard told Integra the contract hadn't changed since her father's time...and this is how the contract was created.

When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.

Reid is kidnapped by an unsub and changed. Now, even though the team is literally touching him, it's up to Reid to help himself and catch the unsub. NO SLASH OR ROMANCE! *Now COMPLETE yeah man!* Sequel now up.

Spock/OC ... This is a completely separate story from my other Star Trek, this takes place in the original series in my favorite episode of all times "Mirror, Mirror" when the crew is sent to another universe and Spock has a beard. The episode wasn't about making peace or changing people, it's was about Spock's Beard. Hiatus, NO SEX, LOTS OF CUSSING

An alternate take on Alucard's capture with a very unwilling vampire. Abraham and Alucard do not have the best of beginnings. Rated M for a limited noncon scene. Reviews are loved!

John Watson is a twice cursed man and when he leaves behind his home to keep his family from harm he moves to London to either break the curse or die. Of course he didn't expect Sherlock Holmes to give him a reason to fight and a reason to live. Eventual John/Sherlock

When Loki and Tony team up to prank the Avengers and S. H. I. E. L. D., nobody knows who will be the next target. What madness will ensue when Tony and the Trickster band together to cause mischief? Not slash, possible OOCness.

Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.

John had decided long ago that he wouldn't ever go out on the full moon, blooded or not. In the Army, things were different, but invalidated back to London, things have to go back to the way things were. They have to. That's harder to make sure of when he meets a Mad Vampire by the name of Sherlock Holmes. Rating may change, may have romance later. BAMF!John, Werewolves & vampires

"My friends." The Secretary-General began, as quiet descended again. "Vampires walk amongst us." When the existence of the vampire race is discovered by the United Nations,an elite black ops unit is deployed to destroy the cold ones of the night. But as the war escalates and the body count rises,the question is soon asked 'Is this a war humanity can win?

The Avenger's tower is under attack, could it be possible that this person- no this 'thing' could out smart Tony Stark and the rest of the Avengers? Read & review please.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second! That I am one of them." (Takes place after 'The Reichenbach Fall) Sherlock has a darkness within him that Moriarty never knew he had. Contains traditional pairings of S/I & J/M

This is a fanfiction with a very much adapted plot of Jennifer's Body.The Cullens left. Bella turned into a boy eating demon. The Cullens come back. I would have been normal if he was here. But he wasn't. And thats my problem. That no matter what they did to me, I wanted them. I wanted them like the blood I drink and the flesh I eat. Well almost as much, but not quite.

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

Sherlock is kidnapped and tortured by Moriarty. The aftermath is horrific, and no one is sure if things could ever go back to normal. WARNINGS: Mentions of torture and violence, rated for such. 18 chapters.

He's still alive. The plague known as Twilight is still spreading and there is only one solution. Edward Cullen must die...Again! Read on as Alucard and a host of other heroes from anime, games, books and movies kill Edward again...And again...And again!

Booth's half-sister discovers a fresh, horribly mutilated body; the Jeffersonian investigates the death, and Booth realizes she's a prime suspect. Meanwhile, she develops a hopeless crush on Zack, who's completely clueless about her intentions. Zack/OFC

It's not a Full Moon, that's for sure, Sherlock remembers thinking. And yet, here he was, running around the streets of London in pursuit of an escaped Feral Werewolf without back-up. Despite what those blathering idiots at Mycroft's office think, Werewolves don't need a Full Moon to shift form, and they certain didn't need permission to go off on their own. The question is why?

In a fit of boredom, Integra decides to try her hand at speed dating. Alucard takes the opportunity to abuse their mental link for his own amusement.

The Moon Song runs in John's blood, as it does for the Wolf. And both the Wolf and John sing right back. Werewolf!John.

Warning: Shenanigans aboard Voyager may result in injury via half-Klingon Engineer! Inspired by Mockingeagle's The Enterprise Rules.

For the first time, Sherlock is doubting his friendship with John. Should Sherlock trust him with his biggest secret? Or would it end in trouble? Please read and review!

Police detective Bernard Simmons of Scotland Yard has taken it upon himself to track down the one responsible for several disappearances and murders in London. This story takes place during Van Hellsing's time and includes John Seward as well as the former Count Dracula.

Alucard and Abraham Van Hellsing - wandering about London on Christmas Eve.

Integra believes she is the last Hellsing and the line will die with her, but when a Vatican representative shows up with an impossible proposal, she learns that she may have an heir after all.

including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.

Just some rules that the crew of the Enterprise D must follow. M rating just to be safe.

A list of rules and regulations for the many people aboard the Enterprise-D. Inspired in part by Saphura's 'The Official List of Unofficial Rules'. T Rating for safety.

Integra has a sister? Focuses on Integra and Eliz, her sister, growing up with Alucard. I really want to focus on exploring and analysing his, Integra's and Walter's personalities. Expect chapters filled with this. Also expect a slice of life mixed with traditional Hellsing blood and gore.

With a monster fresh out of the basement, Integra will encounter more than one challenge. Will she be able to control the Monster and prove her rightful place.

Edward was going out for a hunt when he comes across a girl and takes her in, but what will happen when her father finds out? rated T for now i guess, hope you like it! p.s i don't know alot so if it sucks, sry :

"As composed by Captain James Tiberius Kirk and the Admirality, and as commented on by Uhura, Bones, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, and Spock." implied drinking, Spirk, Chulu, and general mischief.

A new chip is implanted in a 15-year-old girl, but she escapes from the facility she was confined in. What will happen when she comes across the Hellsing Organization?

A bar-room debate about the afterlife.

The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.

Edward claims to be a vampire, and wants to prove it. Anderson and Alucard put Edward and Seras up to some tests to see if Edward is anything like a vampire. Sort of pairing between Seras and...read on and find out :P

And this, boys and girls, is why we don't play with Omega molecules. This message has been brought to you by the letter Q.