sarcastichide bio
Author has written 1 story for Wrestling. De Moi Salut, tout le monde! Ca va? J'mappelle Sarcastic...et Je suis 17. J'habite le Michigan et j'adore lire fanfiction de Harry Potter! Pourquoi Je me sens comme je remplis une annonce personnelle en français ? Je ne suis pas français. (Ok, time to stop the French, lol. I just like speaking what little French I do know...to gloat...lol.) I don't know where all of that came from. Just had a French moment. Anyways, if you didn't catch any of that, I'm 17 and I'm from Michigan and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE reading Harry Potter fanfiction almost as much as I love reading the actual books. Until recently (the beginning of last December) I had totally forgotten all about any types of fanfiction. I began reading stories on mugglenet.com when I remembered this site-where I'd initially signed up because I was a HUGE wrestling fanatic, in love with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. (So, if you read that story, don't hold it against me. If you read in the summary, it was done in a few moments of absolute boredom. It's HORRID, I know, don't tell me) I am trying to write my own HP fic, but since my days of writers' block with DJ, I still can't get all of my many ideas down right on paper to even think to type a story up to present to everyone! I consider myself a much better writer since 7th/8th grade and I expect nothing but the best from myself, so forgive me if I don't have a story up for a loooong time. Ok, I'm done boring you all. A tout a l'heure, 4/26/15 UPDATE: It's hilarious to be able to go back and read what my 17 year old self said. I hadn't been on ff.net in a long while, but after suffering some set backs in life, and not having any new books to read at home, I came back to something I used to really be passionate about and found out that people still were writing stories. I don't know why I would think they wouldn't have, but I guess I just thought maybe the site wouldn't be running anymore. I'm glad it is. I was surprised I remembered the password still, lol. I've fallen in love all over again with the Harry Potter series through the eyes of several different people. I haven't actually been able to get the muse in me, though. The one story I have/had on here, I can't even bring myself to read...it's that awful. But I was...probably 14 then. If I hadn't grown since then, that'd be an awful, crying shame. By the way, I ended up dropping French and going with Mandarin. |
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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
If God Would Send His Angels by Just Silver reviews
Harry makes a bargain. When Lucius comes to collect, will Harry follow through? slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,370 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,812 - Follows: 7,404 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
For All The Love In The World by JTBJAB reviews
Hermione finds herself faced with many unique challenges, especially when faced with her Potions Professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,657 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,149 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Perfect Illusion by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Seven years post-Hogwart’s, Harry stumbles across a familiar blond in Muggle England, not expecting to find his life becoming different from what it used to be and all that he once knew, becoming fiction. Slash. Yaoi. HPxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,922 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
There was a blinding flash of lightning and a loud boom of crashing thunder. The knocker on the front door sounded again and everyone looked up, wondering who in the world would show up next. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Black and Deep Desires by Dr.Kim-chan reviews
Fire and ice make steam. Everyone has black and deep desires. Lucius Malfoy and Ron Weasley are no different. Proud to be a LMRW fic. As of Aug. 25: ON HIATUS. I'm seriously considering tweaking the plot; see Black and Deep Desires forum for details!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,704 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Ron W., Lucius M.
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
104 Ways to Get Killed by Lucius Malfoy by kakashisninjadogs reviews
A list on how to AnnoyHarassDisgust or Generally Scare Lucius Malfoy. This list includes evil unicorns and Led Zeppelin loolalikes. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Lucius M.
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When Everything's Made To Be Broken by Gothic-Girl82 reviews
Hermione faces the most difficult year of her life and Snape's involvement manages to complicate it still further. This story is abandoned for the time being.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,645 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 5281 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,944 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince by chocoholicbookworm reviews
Pretty much about Harry's sixth year, and the people who help him defeat Voldemort. Not romance, but there are hints of RWHG, and a bit of HPGW, though it ends up as HPOC. Chap15 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,944 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004
Morning Glory by Miss Prongs reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,910 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snake Healer: The Malfoy Muggle Lover by Noratav reviews
Harry is rescued from Privet Drive and is sent to live at Malfoy Manor. How will he cope? And how will he react when Lucius is revealed to be his father? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,019 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Restricted Section by secret x reviews
Hermione has a passionate encounter with Snape in the library, feels guilty and tries to stay away but can't resist him. Snape is dark, snarky, charismatic and so sexy with it! He definately stays in character here! Rated R for detailed sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,123 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Don't Speak by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in St Mungo's unable to move, with his jaw wired shut. How will Hermione, an intern Healer, take advantage of the situation, or will she do nothing at all? Updated 1114
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Muggles Life by Lord Pompington III reviews
(HG-DM) Due to a Muggle Studies project Hermione is stuck for a month living as a muggle with Draco Malfoy in Toronto. As tempers flare so do passions. What will ever happen to this duo...read and find out! Rated R for later chapters. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Truly Electrifying by mystic queen reviews
Rocky has been tormenting Ronda since she started at the WWF over a year ago, but is there something more to it? Sucky summary, just read it! Rated R for language and sexual sitiations hint safe for lemon haters! I think. COMPLETE!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002 - The Rock - Complete
Story in a Bottle by HellkittieXtreme reviews
*FINAL CH: Smacked Down and Stirred Up* WRITERS BLOCK SERIES 1: Izzie has worked in the WWF for years, and she knows insider secrets that you would love to hear. She's got a story, and it's one Vince want kept quiet!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
Addiction by Dedicednu reviews
The Rock battles a drug addiction and relies on the help from his friends. Please R/R!!!!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,661 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2002 - Published: 5/3/2001
Forfeit the Game by Sweetafelita reviews
**SLASH** The result in what happens when the Rock and Jericho "meet" backstage.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2001
He'll get what he wants... reviews
*Formally "When I'm bored, this is what I do.." This story is about a girl who meets the man of her dreams, aka The Rock, and knows she can't have him. He wants her, but she knows it's not right, but somehow..he'll get what he wants...
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002