Chunky Chihuahua
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Joined 01-31-02, id: 163470
Author has written 6 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, and Harry Potter.

I'm seventeen, a freshman at UC Santa Cruz. Writing is only one of my hobbies, and though I like to think I'm good at it, it's unfortunately not something I spend a ton of my time on. Especially recently, my main efforts are focused on college, which means basically going to classes, surviving dining hall food and bus strikes, meeting people, partying out, occasionally doing homework, and playing insane amounts of Ultimate Frisbee. I doubt I will post anything new on this account for a very long time, but that's mostly because I'm moving on from fanfiction. If you like my writing, you can find me at fictionpress.com (name still Chunky Chihuahua).


I currently have six stories posted on this account. Some will never be finished; others already are. Check here for updates on how writing is going on them!

The Stupid Kid is a one-shot and was never intended to be continued. Therefore it is finished.

The Fourth Animagus is quite old, and I no longer like it. Therefore I refuse to finish writing it. It was posted on "pottersues" (livejournal.com), which makes me laugh because I'm one of her many minions. I'm not offended, but take it as more proof as to whythat storydoesn't deserve to be finished ;).

Tears of Blood is roughly two years old, and oh man has my writing style and interest changed since then! I have finally finished it! THANK BOB. It was taking me way too long, and I'm afraid the ending leaves much to be desired, but at least there is an ending. Thanks to my reviewers for forcing me to finish that.

Life at Burnside is quite recent, but I've had an epiphany about it (namely, it isn't going anywhere) and I'm rewriting it. I want to take it down because I'm going to COMPLETELY rewrite it, but a lot of the ideas in the first four chapters will remain the same, so really that will be confusing... But I hate taking things down and I'm not going to. So I ask that you don't read that one unless you REALLY want to, because a better version will be posted later. Much later. Like when I'm already accepted into colleges and have nothing to worry about except graduating and AP tests. Maybe even after that...

Oops is a one-shot that I wrote in response to a challenge in 30minutefics (livejournal.com). It was just a fun thing that's not like what I usually write, but reviews are very welcome :). No, I'm never going to expand on it, so please don't ask me to.

The Happiest Person in the World is another one-shot written for a challenge in the same LJ. It's just something a little different that I thought might be interesting.

I like reviews. Everyone does. Please review (or contact me at jodragonfire@hotmail.com, or leave a comment on my LJ--name is yipeeskipp). That would please me greatly, and I'd probably be so pleased with a helpful review that I'd go leave helpful reviews for you. It's a beautiful world like that :D


Favorite Quotes:

"I've never been so alone / And I've never been so alive" -- Third Eye Blind

"He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline / Told me to look over there, stole my nectarine" -- Wheatus (Leroy)

"Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit / He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit" -- Wheatus (Love is a Mutt from Hell)

For a more interesting bio about me, go look at my account on fictionpress.com (name is still Chunky Chihuahua). Actually, I much prefer my originals works to my fanfics anyways, so if you at all like my style, PLEASE go to that account! It doesn't get nearly enough hits, cause fictionpress just isn't that popular.

There, I wrote a bio.

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Lying to Dragons by Tiamat42 reviews
Effie was a perfectly ordinary girl until she tripped over a hardofhearing fairy in the woods. Next thing she knew she was dressed like a princess and getting carried off by a dragon. Now she has to keep up the ruse with the help of, well, a wizard.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,004 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2004
Put That Away by King Zoe reviews
Remus is uncomfortable with the size of an object. Sirius is amused by Remus's discomfort. Takes place during the school years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
C'était pour ton bien by Kamaron and co reviews
C'était pour ton bien, qu'ils me disaient. Ouais, c'est ça... pour mon bien... MON OEIL! Non, mais c'est quoi ce projet là! SiriusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Searching for a Saviour by Lady-Hermione23 reviews
There are ENTIRELY too many Remus slash stories. This one is a Remus romance to start out, with more action toward the end. Set during 7th year after events from Harry Potter and the Looking Glass. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,143 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Remus L.
Lessons in Life, Love, and Betrayal by Been Reading reviews
COMPLETED An unexpected 16th birthday present gives Harry a new outlook on life, allowing him to find love in a familiar face. Suspense mounts when it becomes clear the first thing Voldemort hopes to accomplish since his return to power is killing Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,589 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Draco malfoy's Army by drea23 reviews
In which Draco discovers that, not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Let the Truth be Told by thatswrite reviews
Okay,' Ron said, leaning back on his arms, his fingers sinking into the hearthrug they sat on. He watched the fire's shadows flicker across her face. 'You ask first.' Ron and Hermione spend time together asking and answering questions. [RonHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It Consumes Her by Suedadieotan reviews
Dorcas Meadowes' mother is killed by Voldemort, so in her grief Dorcas leaves to home to travel. A year and a half later she returns to England as one of the founding members of the Order of the Phoenix. But is she doing the right thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Making of Wendelin the Weird by awkward reviews
The true story of Wendelin and the forty-seven witch burnings she left in her wake. One reader and author's take on the path to seeking self destruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Woven Thread by awkward reviews
My take on Rapunzel, a revised school asignment. Reviews appreciated, suggestions are even better. The rating is because I can't tell the difference between PG and G.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
Voldemort Goes to the Dentist by Potions Master 19 reviews
Voldemort is doing some Muggle torturing and chips one of his fangs. After enlisting the help of Lucius and Peter, he decides to hire a Muggle dentist to do the job. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Cecilia's Story by Serena Wronski reviews
Cecilia is the sister of Char. She has lived the classic, sheltered life of a princess. When she leaves the safety of her kingdom, can she defeat all odds to save the ones she loves?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Echoes In Eternity by The Jedi Wizard Hobbit reviews
Love, angst, loads of humor, you name it. In Harry's seventh year, Remus is forced to face an old friend from the past, someone he was very close to. Contains many flashback sequences to Marauder Era - pranks included. RL/OC, JP/LE, some RW/HG, HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,241 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Remus L.
Chasing a Shadow: The Tale of a Fugitive by Evilgrinch reviews
Set during the events of Goblet of Fire, the fugitive Sirius Black is still on the run from the law (more specifically, Kingsley Shacklebolt). CHAPTER 3 POSTED NOW! Co-starring Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Scars of Youth by Xenith reviews
Voldemort let Ron smash into the ceiling once more before he crumpled to the ground coughing up more blood.Voldemort left-slamming the door behind him.“You okay though?” Fred looked to his brother.He’s too young for this. We’re all too bloody youn
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 72,959 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 4/13/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Professor Lupin's Apprentice by DovieLR reviews
Completed novel fanfic: Professor Lupin happens upon a supposed Muggle who has some intriguing interests and powers, only to find out she may not be such a Muggle after all. Snape features prominently; Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Sirius Black also appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,824 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
VIRUS by Chameleon2 reviews
Marauder time. The breakout of a virus in the Forest has repercussions for Moony. Peter has issues. James and Sirius enjoy being obnoxious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,100 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Long Lost by Aurianna Parker reviews
*FINISHED!* For 14 years, people have believed that Heather Potter, Harry's twin sister, was killed in Voldemort's attack. But when a girl from America arrives at Hogwarts, who Snape seems to hate just as much as he hates Harry, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 100,575 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Tears of Blood reviews
Vampires, old friends, dark times, and...karaoke? Living with lycanthropy in a world of fear and hate...RemusOC COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,099 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Happiest Person in the World
Does not take place in the Potterverse, exactly. Written in response to a 30-minute fic challenge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Oops reviews
Poor Percy gets picked on so much. Who knew he was claustrophobic? In response to a 30-minute fic challenge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Percy W. - Complete
Life at Burnside reviews
Something a little different--not at Hogwarts, but Burnside Academy in America. Ryann has been accepted for her freshman year this fall...what's it like at a magical school in America?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
The Fourth Animagus reviews
Liana Lassek becomes an Animagus secretly alongside the Marauders, but her decision to do so leads to trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Stupid Kid reviews
Beware, this is nonsensical and stupid humor. Please r/r...this is my first one ever!!!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2002