just call me shadow. I'm a teen that's all you need to know.

favorite books: Percy Jackson, hero's of Olympus, hunger games, divergent.

favorite shows: x-men evolution, x-men t.a.s.

favorite movie: hunger games,

favorite comics: looking for group, x-men.

favorite animals: all of them, including mythical creatures because they're the best.

least favorite type of people, the type of girl I'm not, read below.

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
Or The One Thats A Bratty Erudite!

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.
The one That Is Dauntless.

girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The people don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
person to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree."

if you think there is something wrong with you, know that there isn't just keep living life the way your living and no matter what always fight threw the hard times, never give up.

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re post this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” - Oscar Levant

“Acting is a way of living out one's insanity.” -Isabelle Huppert

“Control your life through insanity.” -Cliff Burton

"if your insane you are awesome." -me

"You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!" -PyrusAngel

“Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.” -Author Unknown

“You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing. When you turned around a tear came down and I whispered to myself everything.” -Author Unknown

"Do not mess in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup" -PyrusAngel

"Those who flame shall fear the wrath of the author and her editing minions who love to flame back ten time better" -PyrusAngel

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (this only applies to some of us)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! (It was horrible!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have many)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.(I almost lost once then went back and slapped the other me in my head :)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.

just for the laughs.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought her back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (Very few people get this concept)

Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what your up to.

Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

When in doubt...do the opposite of what people expect you to do.

If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.

The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

SuperHero Muses from GhostAuthor (Yes i like them that much)

Rogue- I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

Gambit- There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who test an electric fence for themselves

Wolverine- That which doesn't kill him had better run pretty damn fast.

Storm- Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't need him again

Sabertooth- Guns don't kill people. I do

Batman- Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Wonder Woman- A wise man once said "Ask a girl."

THERAPY!!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

POST THIS!!

It’s Called ... therapy!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

When you cry, I'll cry, you laugh, I'll laugh, you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.\

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

Fun flies when your doing time.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

My reality check bounced.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school functions or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, PyrusAngel, shadow wairrior,

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (I do this all the time i mean i think i have some problem with those doors, they're out to get me!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

if your crazy and think you should be in a mental hospital, run, and when your sure the strait jacket people have lost your trail copy and paste this into your profile. (now that i think about it i might be the only one. BY)

don't copy and paste this into your profile. blah blah blah blah. if you want to copy and past this into your profile then you must laugh hysterically.

Need A Laugh?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. -

If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor

Making your friend laugh when they are reading to the class. -

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. -

That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. -

That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

Against Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM!

THINGS TO DO WHILE AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random, copy this onto your profile.

If you like the crazy saying, "has anyone gotton crazy with the mayonnaise?" copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste all this into your profile! XD

"Who are you to judge the life I live I'm not perfect and I don't have to be. Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean." Bob Marley

"Smile, listen, agree, then do what ever the fuck you wanted to do anyway." Robert Downey Jr

"In three words I can sum up every thing I have learned about life: It goes on." Robert Frost

"i celebrated thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. i invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then i killed them and took their land." Jon Stewart

"For me the Beatles are proof of the existence of God." Rick Rubin

don't tell people your dreams show them

when I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half

Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). everything has an END except... Fam(ILY)! It Has 3 Letters that says I LOVE YOU... This is why I have no friends because there all apart of my family.

everything will be okay in the end if it's not okay it's not the end

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird, be whatever because life is to short to be anything but happy.

if you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree, and if you fall on the ground, fall like a seed that grows back to fight again.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too

"A lot of p e o p l e think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're b o r e d; it's not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A b o o k is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's s o m e t h i n g that can make you laughon your glummest day, at something that's not even relatively funny. It's something you s c r e a m at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It's something that you get so l o s t in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, "This is the l a s t page, and then I'll put it down," you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, weather you're black or white, fat or s k i n n y, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some p e o p l e don't know what a book is, even though you've known your whole life."

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domiNATION.