Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.

Annabeth is lonely. She meets Percy for the first time in a year or two since the war. Will they tell each other how they feel? Is someone trying to break them up? And will their love go all the way? T to be safe. My summaries suck! See inside for more.

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.