a story about poor draco malfoy and his two true loves: harry potter, and his beloved green apple. and apparently how they formed a threesome with ron weasley? oh, and fyi: theo and blaise are the most coldhearted couple. ever. /crack!fic written for caesar's palace.

I wrote this to help guide away from Mary Sue-dom before starting a story. Includes examples, a brief argument for Mary Sues, and writing tips at the end. Will take me a couple days to finish, so follow if you're interested.