(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!

Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?

Some drabbles about my favorite G.F. couple: Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines. *Warning: Yaoi alert! Boyxboy! Don't like, don't read please!* Some happy, some sad, some funny, most are lemons! I take request, so don't hesitate to tell me what you wanna read! Human!BillxOlder!Dipper enjoy! (rated M for a reason)

Dirk's hands clenched on the white porcelain. Delilah mewled by his feet and as Dirk's gaze moved towards her, something caught his eye. He fell to his knees by the bath. There, by the bottom of it, was a speck of red and a couple more on the floor around it.

"…You would come with me?" Todd says incredulously and Dirk nods, albeit a bit too eagerly for the situation. "I believe 'moral support' is something friends provide each other with, is it not? And this seems like a situation which requires it," Dirk explains a little quickly. [Brotzly]

"Lance tilted his head and tugged his shirt off, grimacing as it stuck to his skin. He used that to put pressure on the wound, trying to ignore the fact that he was hovering over a mythical creature—a mythical hot creature—and focusing on dialing Hunk's number on his somehow still-functional cell phone." In which Lance winds up with a merman boyfriend.

A short fill for the prompt: "Jesse working out and Cassidy sitting on him and Jesse having Impure Thoughts about Cass sitting on him and Cassidy having Impure Thoughts about how Jesse's blood is pumping (and pumping in interesting directions)"

Bill Cipher leads two separate lives. Starbucks' self-proclaimed 'Professional Asshole' during the day, then Masked Youtuber, mIndscape, with a seemingly untraceable Identity at night. Somehow, Dipper Pines managed to get mixed up with both lives.

Based off a prompt from the amazing anon who gave me this: "Jesse kisses Cassidy and tastes blood on his mouth, he gets concerned and from time to time keeps asking Cass if he's okay or he's sick or dYING. Cass finds it funny at first but it gets annoying after a while and he finally says that he's a vampire, taking some bottle of blood from his coat of whatever."

Based off a prompt from a wonderful anon: "119 years old and Cassidy was starin' after that preacher with hearts in his eyes like that poofy-haired fucker from Twilight. He'd even felt a pang at the line about that blank faced chit being his brand of heroin The thought of doin' lines off Jesse's chest feelin' the muscles in his stomach quiver…" It turned into a feeding fic.

Based on a tumblr prompt: "What about something where a few of Cassidy's enemies DO catch up to him, see how cozy he is with Jesse, and try to use him to lure Cass into their clutches?"

Cassidy is gone. Again. Jesse is worried. A great test of friendship ensues. Trigger warnings for blood/injury/mentions of torture. This is a pretty self indulgent fic ;) Enjoy!

It turns out that blood loss Dirk and feverish Dirk aren't that different. Todd/Dirk

"You deserve to be alone." Dirk had dared too much, had wanted a friend so badly. But Dirk Gently does not have friends. He cannot make friends. If he had his doubts before, there's always the voice in his head to remind him. Tag episode 1x08, the season finale.

242 seconds. That was all it took for the fragile structure of what was left of his life to collapse around him. Barely more than four minutes. The time it took him to go pee and wash his hands. One month later there is a knock at the door that could change everything. (Warning; dark themes mentioned)

It wasn't until Dirk was being carried off in a van, that he had been rather rudely shoved in, that he came to a rather significant realization about his best friend, Todd.

After receiving a distress beacon, the paladins of Voltron go to investigate the planet of Zilate as all the inhabitants have mysteriously disappeared. However, what they find is far more sinister. And it doesn't help that Keith and Lance get drawn right into the middle of it. Now it's up to the red and blue paladins to keep each other alive.

Four Jesse/Cass moments taking place during S1E2 "See." Or: Cass is lovesick and Jesse keeps giving him clothes.

It started with a stone dead body on the floor and a half dead body in the corner muttering too gentle words between his burnt lips. "So what do we do now, fancy a shag, or want to just hold hands or something?" [slash]

"Lance! Are you still kicking?" Shiro's voice suddenly spoke in the comm. Lance suppressed the urge to joke with a remark on his current condition. "Well technically, I don't think kicking would be the best idea in my current situation. I'm a little stuck. Rooted to the ground. In a stabby predicament." It failed. "God damn it Lance." Pidge mumbled.

Keith's startled look had quickly turned to one of annoyance. "You're in my way," he stated. Lance blinked uncomprehendingly. Keith let out a groan. "Lance, MOVE." (In which Lance is an epic fail at flirting, Keith is an oblivious walnut, and the rest of the team collectively groans and sighs.)

Description: Dipper wonders why every shot he gets with Wendy bursts into flames, sometimes quite literally. Or the five times Bill was jealous and the one-time Dipper stops being so oblivious.

Keith's chest heaves with the exertion of dueling a killer robot while simultaneously managing to open the air lock door in order to save his fellow paladin's life, and Lance thinks, Oh, fuck.

Keith can hear your thoughts, you idiot, Lance reminds himself. Stop thinking! Stop thinking about how freaking attractive that jerk is! He's not! He has a stupid mullet, that's probably really soft and silky and I want to run my fingers through it. And he's always pouting but his rare smiles light up his face and make his blue eyes shine like—Holy quiznak, what is wrong with me!

"First you steal my jacket, and then you clearly use some sort of mind control to make me think you're cute, and then you make me kiss you. None of that is fair." *Klance*

Pidge isn't all too proud of her latest obsession of spying on Lance and Keith, but she can't help it! Those two... they have an odd relationship. And when Pidge finds out that the rest of her team feels the same way, she's happy that it's not all in her head. One-shot. Klance.

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

All prompts that are more naughty that center around Billdip.

"On the 25th anniversary, as a reminder to the rebels that families were losing innocent children because of the war, one tribute per district will be reaped along with their sibling."

After making a deal with Bill, Dipper is captured by the demon. Unable to escape, he decides to get comfortable until he can come up with a plan to get in Bill's favor and back in his body. (warning: Stockholm Syndrome, kidnapping, underage,)

Matsuno Ichimatsu, the fourth of Matsuno Sextuplets, was trapped in a seemingly endless loop in which one of the sextuplets dies every day. Osomatsu-san fic. Suicide, violence, murder, and character deaths abound. Please proceed with caution.

A collection of the non-sexual (explicitly) written prompts off Tumblr. Also random non-prompt ideas.

A.U. in which Gabriel is a stand up comedian, Sam is a reluctant law student, Dean is bad at being a homosexual, and Pamela is fed up with the lot of them. Sam/Gabe, Some Dean/Cas, Bobby/Ellen

Based off the short Magic. Dipper couldn't take his eyes off of the man on the stage. The way he walked with the clicking of his shoes to the way his voice demanded the attention of the people in the room, it entranced him. Or at least it would if that bastard wasn't Bill Cipher. (Old Title THE MAGIC OF WOOING DIPPER PINES)

When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel

Demons just love playing games, some of them more dangerous than others. The Pines twins are about to find out just how deadly those games can be, whether they want to or not... (Rewrite of Gravity Falls where Bill is there from the beginning.) (Cipherpines - Bill x Dipper)

"Welcome to the afterlife Pine Tree. You're dead!" Dipper dies and isn't happy about who's waiting for him on the other side.

The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.

"You know, you really shouldn't make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don't wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree." Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.

Cas and Dean fell in love while the angel was rebuilding him and restoring his soul but once Dean surfaced on earth he didn't remember any of it and Cas has been subtly trying to remind him ever since.

Canon-Adjacent AU starting after Mystery Spot. The Trickster decides to invest himself in saving Sam, to the younger Winchester's bewilderment. Sam's racing to save Dean from Hell, Dean's trying to make sure Sam will be okay without him, and the Trickster is determined to keep Sam from headed down the dark road awaiting him. Even if it means he has to kidnap the hunter.

The amazing thing about openly caring about the people around you, is that you learn to care about yourself as well. Zuko had never truly known companionship before he joined the Avatar. Zukaang

When Merlin falls ill, worked too hard from all the running around he is doing, Arthur decides that it is time for something's to change, and something's to come to the light once and for all. When Merlin wakes it is to a very different Camelot, and very different future from the one he foresaw for himself and had settled on.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.

There are very few reasons why Loki would break down in front of all of Asgard. This was one of them. In which Asgard demands proof that Loki has a heart, and thus they break it. Post-Avengers

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

Aang and Zuko decide to spend some time together. Thus a simple game begins in the Fire Lord's palace. Zukaang. Yaoi.

High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.

Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.

In the wake of Uther's death, Arthur goes too far in an argument with Merlin and is left to try and pick up the pieces.

SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.

Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.

SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...

Loki is kidnapped and tortured by a madman obsessed with killing gods. Thor doesn't like the idea of someone hurting his little brother.

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.

Modern uni AU: Merlin has a secret crush on Arthur, who has no idea who he is. When Arthur has a bad break up, Merlin takes it upon himself to cheer him up. Secretly, of course.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

Complete. A series of one-shots now. It's the story of Aang and Zuko, their love, and how possessive the two can be of each other. AangxZuko yaoi Aang on top

Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.

At the warning of a classmate, Satou begins to worry that his torturing might be pushing Yoshida away, and begins a straggling journey to try and better his ways. Satou/Yoshida

Zuko and Aang bond on Ember Island. By burning things.

Zuko loves Aang through a camera lens, until things are taken out of his hands and they're drawn together. Besides, it's the little things that count. Rated M for yaoi smut. AU.

Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.

And with those words, the last couple of days suddenly came crashing back to Arthur. Merlin’s weird speech, the attack outside Camelot, Arthur’s hunt to find the bandits, Merlin’s near death, and their late night conversation. It made his head hurt.

“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH

Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.