g'day. My name is Ell, I live in Australia and I never greet people using g'day except at the start of this profile thing. If you like reading my fics, well, I feel sorry for you, because due to my extremely lazy nature, I hardly ever update, ever. However! At the moment I'm writting an Home and away fic, called "Closer each day". I'll try to update it regularly, however, so far lots have read it, but I've had hardly any reviews, which is rather dang annoying, so ya, please review if you're gonna read my fics.

If you're wondering what I look like, I've got brown hair spurting from my ears and nose, three eyes and big poofy lips. My skin is a sickly green colour, and covered in pus-squirting pimples. The 'white' of my eyes is purple and my irises are yellow. I do not want to be a hairdresser when I finish school. (No! They can't make me!) I like to eat whole, raw chickens, and my home planet is saturn. On the weekends I like to play freecell.

I like Harry Potter, however, I leave the HP fics to my sister. I looooove Home and away, Bold and the beautiful (one day I'm gonna be on one of these shows, if it kills me!) and most of the other shows I love/d they've taken off Aussie TV shakes fist.

So, now that you know a little more about me, please read and review my fics!

(Anti-slash)