Author has written 2 stories for Great Mouse Detective, and Les Miserables.
I HATE STEREOTYPES:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Hehe...if I do then at least I accept them.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Well this is ironic, look up.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I don't I respect everyone's beliefs, heck I'm even interested in other religions...)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.-
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Actually it's what I learned in Home Ec, Dark skinned people wears darker colors...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".-
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I wear what's available! Don't judge me!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (But Theatre Arts is an awesome place to be...I'm planning to take it in college...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (No, I'm not a player, I'm a girl.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (LIKE I SAID, I WEAR WHAT'S AVAILABLE!!!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I'm straight who hangs out with anyone.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm not prude, I just go honhonhon on them and waggle my brows.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (I used to be violent.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Might be true though.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (That's what my former classmates said in my old school...y'know I find it funny...I accepted it a long time ago.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (No not really...I do my homework at school...the day after it was given...one class before the class where the homework is given...)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (NO I DON'T. I accept people *flails arms wildly*)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(I'm not well off in academics.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Nope, not naive...just on the tightrope between dumb and wise.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (You try living somewhere where the sun's always on your back and you'll know why I stay indoors!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I can't hurt a fly because I'm scared of them.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (LOL Nope, I just support them because I know they want to be accepted, a li'l like me.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. -
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (A bit, yes.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (No, I don't have dissocial personality disorder.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I pretty much accepted it a long time ago...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Uhh...that's what my organization does in my school, stop them from breaking the rules.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Not over-controlling, just easy to get the wrong end of the stick.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Yeah? *goes back to reading dad's old Superman comics* Tell me I'm a loser and I'll just say "I know.")
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. -
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I draw in Hetalia Style, Kuroko no Basket and learning how to draw in Hellsing style...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Crazy, Obsessed but not a stalker.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Not an emo, just some random person with different ideas than everyone else.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I don't want to make guy's dicks go away, I just want them to accept and respect us as equals.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (No, I just don't like the smut I see...it gets to be too much for me...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I already know that dear, what's new?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Uhhh...I don't like touching the trees...or the dirt or grass...or mud...I just care about the environment...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue (I don't know, what do you think?)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (I only chat to catch up on news.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I'm not with nor against abortion.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (A bit irresponsible, yes...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (People dun approach me...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Don't label people and besides, I'm just not up for all the things they're doing.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (obvious statement is obvious.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Games: Harvest Moon Games, Soul Calibur, Juggernaut, SFxTekken; Anime: OVA of Hellsing, Hetalia, I don't know if they've got Kuroko no Basket yet.; Comics: My dad's comic books.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Maybe, I don't know.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.-
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (A bit, but training has made me stronger.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I'm a perfectionist.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I don't really cry all because of a mistake, I learn how to fix it.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Hi guys, my name is Angelica Marie Guzman, I'd prefer it if you address me as Angie. I'm a Filipino girl who's an aspiring writer but I'm planning to take Theatre Arts in college in hopes of becoming an actress or musical actress one day. (I've mostly played men, villains and a deranged woman. I've played Gavroche once in my old school's production of Les Mis when I was 12.)
I'm quite obsessed with Les Miserables (both novel and adaptations), Great Mouse Detective (A childhood favourite), Hellsing (both manga and OVA), Attack on Titan (the manga and anime) and quite a lot more! (And yes I'm a fan of classic novels.)
The Current Fanfictions I'm doing:
- Hoping Against Hope (Les Miserables)
- Try to Act Normal (Great Mouse Detective)
Tumblr: RandomDoodlesDoodlin
DeviantArt:
MY NEW MAIN ACCOUNT FOR ALL MY ARTWORKS
Les Miserables Focused account
Youtube: Lean Mean Doodlin Machine
Fanfictions I'm Planning to Write:
- Forever by My Side (Les Miserables)
- The Daughter of the Army or a Lady of the Barricade (Les Miserables)
- The Journalist, The Detective and The Professor (Great Mouse Detective)
- Evil Masterminds, Feminine Cops and Strange Situations (Great Mouse Detective)
- Hold Me Close (Les Miserables)
- IT'S BROADWAY! (Shingeki no Kyojin Broadway AU)
- The Tale of a Mother, a Cynic and the Barricade (Les Miserables)
- The Poet's Painter (Les Miserables)
- This is College Life (Shingeki no Kyojin College AU)
- A Delightful Surprise (Great Mouse Detective)
- Welcome to the Family (Great Mouse Detective)
- We Are the Wretcheds of the Earth (Hellsing)
- We Are the Flame that Never Died (Hellsing)
- Smile For Me (Cat Returns)