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Age:15

Sexual Oriantation: I'm Gay Deal With It

Hair Color:Dark Brown

Eye Color:Blue

"There comes a time when you just have to stand up and shout:
This is me damn it! I look the way I look, think the way I think, feel the way I feel, love the way I love! I am a whole complex package. Take me... or leave me. Accept me - or walk away! Do not try to make me feel like less of a person, just because I don't fit your idea of who I should be and don't try to change me to fit your mold. If I need to change, I alone will make that decision.
When you are strong enough to love yourself 100, good and bad - you will be amazed at the opportunities that life presents you.” ~ Gerard Way

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S SCREWED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS. Just because you're not a homophobic does not mean that you cannot support their rights like I am because everyone should be loved for who they are

Gerard: Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.

Gerard- Everyone treats you like a kid so you might as well act like one, go throw a TV out of a hotel window!

Gerard - I want everyone raise your hands. Wave them back and forth. Now say ‘I suck at SkeeBall!”

Interviewer: “So, do you guys have any surprises for the fans?”
Gerard: “Yea. We like to…tie them up, kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous! SURPRISE!”

Gerard — “NOTHING is worth hurting yourself over. NOTHING is worth taking your life over, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!”

"Be yourself, don't take ayone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard

gerard: we're going to fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk tomorrow.

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

Mikey Way (allegedly) "There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."

"Oh Gerard... Gerard, you make my heart burn."
"It's called Gerardopoly." - In reference to Bob Bryar's solo project

Gerard- "Heros are ordinary people who make themselves EXTRAORDINARY

Frank: When me and Gerard were younger, we used to throw Mikey off the porch.

Frank-Everybody thinks I'm a shitty little fuck! And apparently they are right!

Frank-Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on this planet. Second because I'm first, therefore cooler.

Frank-Homophobia is gay.

Mikey: People have asked me to autograph asthma inhalers. I'm not actually asthmatic, but I'll sign 'em. You bring 'em and I'll sign 'em.

Gerard: This shit its easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

Gerard-Thats all our next CD is gonna be... a bunch of cowboy songs.

Gerard:I'm sick of seein my face. But I'm ALLOWED to be sick of seeing my face, its my fucking face

Gerard:Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fucking princess!

Reporter: First kiss. With who and where?
Frank:That was actually how I met Bob

"We were birth control." - Ray on his and Gerard's high school years

gerard: besides, 30's not old. 30's like the new 20.
frank: yeah. for trees.

"We are all becoming what we want to become.'
-Gerard

This is the full quote/speech:
"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become."
-Gerard

"i have a lot of experience making hats out of foil." - toro in the making of INO

gerard's green day t-shirt speech..."this is what music is about"...

"COME FIGHT THIS BEE." - bob bryar...what a classic line

"better stay on that side of the street, motherfucker. i'll knock you out!" - gee. and that whole story...XDD

"he could be, like, justin timberlake, i swear..." - bob talking about gerard.

"have you ever been to detroit? it's like russia!" - gerard way

gerard:(singing)"everybody tie your shoes clap clap. everybody tie your shoes clap clap. everybody tie your shoes clap clap, i dont care bout you everybody tie your shoes clap clap. (talking on stage) GREAT i wanna get my shoes tied now.somebody tie my fuckin shoe. wait(unties his shoes) okay anybody wants to tie my shoes. ookkay now u guys remember the song...(gets everyone to sing the song) THAT COULD BE POSSIABLY THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER DONE UP HERE come on someone tie my shoes seriously." look it up on youtube under "'everybod tie your shoes clap clap."

“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.” -Frank

“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!” -Frank

“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.” - Frank

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” -Gerard

“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?” -Gerard

“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.” -Gerard

gerard:
"so how was christmas for all you guys? did you all get lots of nice black t shirts?"

Interviewer: Cat or Dog?
Ray, Mikey,Frank,Gerard: Dog!
Bob: Cat

From when they were at the O2, never want to forget that.
Mikey: Does this jacket make me look like Darth Vader?

Gerard: You are my treasures. You are my shiny diamonds. And my red, red rubies. I wanna put you in my pocket and take you home with me.

a personal favorite with witch i live by

Hey girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you’re a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you’re a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it’s been told hundreds of times before, but it’s true. Hey girls, you are beautiful.-gerard

You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people, but if any one of those people makes fun of you because you're different, or because they don't like you for who you are, I want you to stare straight at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger and scream FUCK YOU! -Gerard

They wrote an article calling people who listen to our music, or fans of us, a CULT. They called us a fucking cult. Can you believe how fucking ignorant that is? And that we promote self harm and suicide in our lyrics. So we're here to tell you that you, our fans out there, are not a fucking cult, but an army. And nothing is worth hurting yourself over, nothing is worth taking your life over. Do you understand?! Now let me hear you say FUCK THE DAILY MAIL! -Gerard

No matter what anyone says to you, no matter what anyone does to you, you stay who the fuck you are! -Gerard

If we never play a show again, keep yourselves alive -Gerard

If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK. YOU! -Gerard

If you or someone you know are severely depressed you need to fucking talk to somebody. Your best friend, your mom, somebody at school, I don't give a fuck, 'cause pissing away your life on suicide is fucking bullshit. -Gerard

And just to add to the laughs (or my laughs, anyway)
I think we're winning, but I'm really drunk -Frank

Someone sent me a link to one and I read the first paragraph and it was me and my brother. That was the end of me reading fan fiction -Mikey

Stop making us have sex with each other in your fan fiction -Ray(never gonna happen sorry)

When I was little, really little, I watched a movie with my mom and I cried.. and it was Howard the Duck.. -Bob

No, I saw it. I'm gonna start punching people! -Frank

Interviewer: Does gerard sleep naked?
Gerard: No
Frank: You did when you slept with me

"Mikey: Yo! Bob's screen name is 'Bobs' dck', walks away 'IM' HIM!
Bob: Yo, do you want me to...? Yo, Mikey Way's phone number is...
Mikey: NO!!"

Gerard: Frank Iero is only like 4 feet tall
Ray: I know it felt like we where the only ones holding the casket (Helena music video)
Mikey: OH MY GOD!!
Frank: WHAT?!
Mikey: It's a spider...and it is looking at me!!
Frank: walks away

"Oh, one time we got held hostage!” - Frank

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.” - Frank

"I burn everything and call it Cajun.” - Frank

"I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out." (About how he tried to impress a girl when he was a kid) - Ray

"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'you notice something's missing from the van?'" (On touring with the guys) - Ray

"Call me Steve." (After being called Tom in a australian radio interview) - Bob

"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes." - Bob

Interviewer: “Organic or chemical?" Gerard: "Organic." Frank: "...Depending..." Ray: "Chemical, I think." Mikey: "Organic...wait, no, chemical?" Gerard: "Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!" Ray: "Nothing tastes good organic." Frank: "Pears are good organic.

Ray: "Did you kick him in the balls?" Frank: "Yeah..." Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering, what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, 'Whoa he's playing over there,' and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like...'What did I do?' "

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Lero

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”

- Gerard Way
Fuck yeah! =)

Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks
- Gerard

Fuck! I forgot to get hand sanitizer!
- Gerard

You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers...
- Gerard

We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!
- Mikey

I like Popsicles.
- Mikey

Don't tape me straightening my hair!!
- Mikey

What’s up…dude?
- Mikey

It's early and I'm tired.
- Mikey

I would date Gerard.
- Frank (he and I have so much in common. )

I tried to straighten my hair, but it didn't work out too good.
-Ray

I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male.
- Ray

interviewer- "soooooooooooo u lost ur pants again..."
Gerard (waisted as fuck) "it's that women's cut. They always fall down."

Gerard- It was amazing and biblical, and dramatic... and i fucked up a little but i was the shi... i was good.

"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become." -Gerard Way

GERARD:The only place that really scared the shit out of me, was the Tenderloin, because we walked off in san-fransissco, I walked off the bus in my make-up & costume, & this dude across the street in front of a crack house juts goes "Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

You'd better read this westcoast, because that best friend stuff? Half of it you've ALREADY DONE TO ME!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, jenelric (haha...more than once...)September999(sadly i do it all the time), ghostofyou911(i fail i do that so many times its not even funny...well to me it isn't)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Put this in your profile if you sang both songs just to see if they really did have the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, jenelric,September999, ghostofyou911

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (ok maybe not the fainting part XD)

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be underlined)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!