About Me

My Real Name: The future Mrs. Lautner

Age: Young enough to commit a crime and not go to jail

Hair Color: Jet Black (Wish it were White)

Eye Color: Dark Brown (Wish they were Silver)

Gender: Female but sometimes I think life would be easier if we were all Ken dolls.

Favorite Things

Fav Color: Light Blue, White, Silver

Fav Kind of Music: Anything I can sing along with

Fav Artist: Utada Hikaru, Uverworld , Drake, Lupe Fiasco, Aqua Timez, Pharrell, Home Made Kazoku, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Do As Infinity, Ayumi Hamasaki, YUI

Fav Tv Shows (American Tv Shows): The Game, Zeke & Luther, Phineas&Ferb, Degrassi, Looney Tunes, Ninja Warrior (If you count the fact that it comes on in the US)

Favorite Movies: The Karate Kid (2010)!!!!!!!!! Spirited Away, Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School

Favorite Animes: NARUTO, BLEACH, & DRAGON BALL Z KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kekkaishi, FMA, Sonic, Pokemon, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in a Shell,

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Black Butler, Dororo

Favorite Obsessions: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Japanese...EVERYTHING,

Some things I think are funny as hell. Copied it from somebody else's profile and took out the ones that weren't even a little bit funny so the numbers a effed up.

1.) Do you realize how dangerous it is to say, "I'd do anything to keep you happy?" to a Slytherin, don't you?
3.) That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick and I'm quite pleased with myself.
4.) Voldy's secret is... he's sex deprived! ... Now don't everybody rush to fix this at once.
5.) Cross my heart and hope to die. (Yeah right)
6.) I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request means no.
7.) In this, the darkest hour of your youth, I'm trying really hard not to laugh.
8.) Never wound what you can't kill.
9.) When there's a will, I want to be in it.
11.) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
12.) My parents said I could be anything I wanted to, so I became an asshole.
13.) Insanity is just a state of mind.
14.) When in doubt be a whiny, little bitch.
15.) My soul was removed to make way room for all this sarcasm.
16.) I've angered the Karma Gods and you're my punishment.
18.) I am to misbehave.
19.) If it weren't for Physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
20.) I hate my life. I hate everything. I wish I was dead! Well, no, I don't. Not exactly. I wish everyone else was dead.
21.) I'm not completely worthless, I can be used as a bad example.
22.) A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
23.) It was a really awful day. I know. I made sure of it.
24.) I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
25.) Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.
26.) Slytherin Pride: Because we have chained boys in the dungeon.
27.) Slytherin because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
28.) What did I do to deserve this? Aside from all the sinning, I mean.
29.) I'm too tired to slap you, bash your face up against my palm.
31.) I don't drink anymore these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
32.) The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.
33.) The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
34.) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
35.) Shut up voices... or I'll poke you with a Q-tip.
39.) Why be loyal, intelligent, or cunning when you can be annoying as hell?
40.) I think my spleen exploded, but I'm fine.
45.) I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
46.) Ravenclaw: Smug sense of self-satisfaction required.
47.) In the average room, there are 1,242 objects a Ravenclaw can kill you with, including the room itself.
48.) Ravenclaw: It's not that we're smarter than you, except it totally is.
49.) Turn around now, you're already bringing the IQ of the room down by ten points.
52.) Ravenclaw: Oh, I'm soooo impressed.
56.) Always be yourself. Unless you suck.
57.) The real fun of living wisely is if you get to be smug about it.
58.) I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you.
59.) The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination.
60.) Hufflepuff: Because those burgers ain't gonna flip themselves.
61.) What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
64.) Sarcasm, not for the weak.
65.) Hufflepuff: I'm planning your death, but in a happy way.
66.) Hufflepuff: Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
67.) Hufflepuffs kill you with smiles and rainbows.
68.) Hufflepuff: You think we're nice. Aw, that's cute.
69.) No one ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
70.) Hufflepuff: Because I'm cuddly.
71.) Fenrir Greyback would laugh at the Twilight werewolves. (And then eat them)
72.) Voldemort uses Crest Whitestrips.
73.) Voldemort: Nice wig, Albus. What's it made of? Dumbledore: Your mom's chest hair.
74.) Voldemort had a nose in the first movie.
75.) "I can touch you!" Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys.
78.) I torment the emotionally frail.
79.) If you screw with me, I'll eat your heart on a stick.
80.) Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you knew in your heart that you weren't gay then being around homosexuals wouldn't affect you at all.

Im the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

the Gods will know

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph six. What is it? ["it's holy water," He explained as she whined and shivered as the liquidsoaked her fur. "I had to stop to steal it from a church."] from The Literary Wolf, a Anthology

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My sofa cushion.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Jerry Springer

4. Without looking guess what time it is: 10:48

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:25

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Jerry Springer talking, Rednecks fighting:)

7. When did you last step outside? What where you doing? Yesterday when I was getting in the car.

8. Before you started this survey what did you look at? ...The TV, i guess

9. What are you wearing? Green Happy Bunny Pajama shirt, BooBoo Bear Pajama bottoms.

10. Did you dream last night? Yep

11. When did you last laugh? Few minutes ago watching Jerry Springer

12. What is on the walls of the room you’re in? Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!! and some Naruto, Happy Bunny, and a little Robert Pattinson

13. seen anything weird lately? Saw my dog bark at a wall

14. What do you think of this quiz? random

15. What is the last film you saw? Karate Kid (2o1o)

16. If you become a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Taylor Lautner, a Hello Kitty Car, Jaden Smith, Plane tickets to Japan, A team of assasins to go after Patrick Dempsey, and ummm Taylor Lautner. And Jackie Chan, I mean come on who doesn't want their own personal Jackie Chan?

17. Tell me something about yourself that I don’t know: I like purple

18. If you could change two things about the world what would it be? Kill Patrick Dempsey and World Peace

19. do you like to dance? Yea but not in public. Im tonedeaf and have no rhythm

20. George bush…. No comment

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you call her? Yukyora or Yuki for short

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him? Yugiora or Yugi for short

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday