Hello! Welcome to our really random account! It is (you hopefully guessed, unless you're dumber than me!) a joint account! We are Phoebs and Lottie. It is called xTheMaraudersGirlsx for what other reasons? Remus and Sirius are by far the cooliest characters EVER in Harry Potter. Don't argue. Unless you think it's Fred & George, Dobby, Ron, dum...dum...deedum...yeah, a long list but whatever. Erm...so, here are our profiles:

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Name: Phoebe

Nickname/s: Phoebs, Tweb, Ped, Twebble, Twebbly, others that I'm not saying...unless you're clever enough to figure out who I am anyway...

Other Account: phoebe140 ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2094112/phoebe140 (please click it!)

Stories I Have Written: There's nine. Not bothering to list them...just click the bloody link above...

Age: Erm...49 cos I went to school with the Marauders...joking...nearly 13...nearly...

Hair Colour: Dirty blonde...yeah they call me a ditz...

Eye Colour: Blue...why does everyone think blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls are dumb? I am so not whacks head on bedpost dumb...okay...I might just take that back...

Skin Colour: Pale-ish...I live in England...how could you ever get a tan in ENGLAND?? Go to Singapore...you get a great one there...

Spouse: Erm...oh yeah...REMUS LUPIN!!

Siblings: None...thank God...

Children: I'm 12...got that yet?

Goals: To actually complete a story, to meet David Thewlis (Totally the best actor! Come on...he has the best part!), to actually get somewhere in sport...

Parents: A man and a woman...duh...

Characteristics: Ditzy, clumsy, musical, bookworm (Kinda with the same books though...)

Likes: Remus Lupin, fanfiction, Harry Potter (Not the boy. He sucks.), chocolate milkshakes, werewolves, chocolate, Jack Wills, whippets (They rule!), big fluffy cats (I used to have one...), Sirius Black (Not as much as Lottie though...), writing, reading, talking, winding teachers up (I would deffo fit in with the Marauders...), casual swearing (A lot.)

Dislikes: Bloody homework, music practice, staying after school every-bloody-night, Dolohov, Fenrir Greyback (Sorry Amelia...), NYMPHADORA TONKS.

Pets: A whippet. Lola...Lo lo lo lo Lola...lo lo lo lo Lola...(The Kinks ~ Lola)

When I grow up I want to be: Interior designer...or maybe just a writer...or maybe just a crazy Remus stalker...

Why I just wrote all this crap: Erm..bored...duh...Lottie's comp broke...can't be bothered to ring her...

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Yay, Lottie here. My computer has been fixed (finally) So this is me...

Name: Charlotte (But if you call me Charlotte I will hunt you down and kill you, not jokeing!!)

Nickname/s: Lottie, Looty or Potty (only mary is allowed to call me that though!!)

Other account: Lottie1122 ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2107568/Lottie1122

Age: 13, I don't want to be 49 yet, way, way to many wrinkles.

Hair colour: Light Blonde, wish it was blonder. Im not a dumb blonde...just a little slow.

Eye colour: Blue... No Im not german. Still not a typical blonde blue girl... Cna't make any promises for Phoebe though. hahahaha

Skin Colour: Pale. Even paler than Phoebe, believe me, when we went shopping I had to get the palest foundation in the shop and it was still to tanned. I can't even get a tan in Gran Canaria, and it was plus thirty there. (I know, my skin tone sucks!!)

Spouse: SIRIUS BLACK!! He is so cool!!

Sibling's: Little Sister. All of you who have a lil' sis' will know how annoying it is when they steal your make-up and hair products. GRRRRR

Children: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, my horses are way to important!!

Goals: To win British Eventing 1meter (BE 100), finish a good story, do well in my singing lessons, erm... oh ye, annoy our maths teacher till' he has a nervous break down, do well in hockey (Our defense rules, we won our last match, PHOEBE YOU NEED TO GET ON THE TEAM!!) and well, be happy!!

Parents: Ditto to twebly's

Characteristic's: Mad, HORSE CRAZY, Happy, little bit blonde (just a little), Not musical, HORSES AGAIN, Bookworm, LOads really but cant be bothered to do them all.

Likes: CHOCOLATE9 I have a weakness for it), JACK WILLS, horses, make-up, Hokey (only 11 a side), Lacrosse (the sport) hanging out with my friends, driving teachers to distraction (Hahahahahaha) Fan fiction (Obviously). loads really, Oh and SIRIUS BLACK RULES AND WAS NOT KILLED BY DRAPERY!! he went to narnia instead!! haha

Dislikes: NOt having chocolate in the house, HOMEWORK, Sirius black dieing in the year I was born(Thats just mean), Bellatrix lestrange, not winning matches, Friends crying or pissed of at me!!, most of the girls in my yea (there are only 25 in our year, im not that much of a bitch, some are really stuck up though)

Pet's: 3 ponies, (Puzzle is the mad one who has no brakes, Minty is the mini speedy one who went to bramham internatinol horse trails and nancy is my sisters showjumper) 1 horse (Tigger, Who has no brains and ran through a hedge, dumb thing) and my big fluffy kitty pebbles.

When I grow up I want to be a internatinal 5 eventer ann have my own livery yard, Second choice: marry a cute rich guy and get what I want. hahahaha i like plan two... if not then ill stick with horses.

Why I wrote this: Cos' Phoebe would kill me if I didn't. and I do;t wanna die yet tbh.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran fully clothed
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slept with
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I sang with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I skipped happily with
12 (Dec) - I bit

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -Rupert Grint
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - Barack Obama
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a cat
17 - the president
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - Harry Potter
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an elephant
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love nachos
Pink - because I wear pink
Turquoise- because I'm good at Math
brown- because he is ugly
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm happy
Grey - because I have an A+ in Science
Other - because I'm odd
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a stupid scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
yellow: because I like noodles

Phoebs: I slept with Harry Potter because I'm sexy like that.

Lottie: I skipped happily with a hobo because I'm happy.

Amelia (Friend): I needed my boyfriend because that bum stole my taco.

Josie (Friend): I stabbed my ex boyfriend because I like shoelaces.

Mary (Friend): I skipped happily with a gangsta because I love nachos.

THAT WAS SO RANDOM!!

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On with the people I hate...oh yeah this is Phoebe by the way...but Lottie would probably just agree...

1. Megan (Arsehole)
2. Dolohov (He killed Remus!)
3. Bellatrix Lestrange (She killed Sirius!)
4. Nearly everyone in our year...
5. LOTSS MOREEEEE!! x

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Copy and Paste stuffs:

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

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10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" that was fun!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

Quotes and other random stuff:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much."

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … suits a purple bobble hat... and purple beard.

Harry Potter … Should save Voldermort a job and throw himself off the astronmy tower.

Draco Malfoy … Needs to die his eyebrows to match his hair.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … Is the best character in this book!!

Andromeda Black … is the only sane one out of the black sisters.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … needs to get puppy when Draco leaves home so she can stroke his hair.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … Leant his nose to michale Jackson then killed him because he wanted it back.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Things that make you feel good:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.