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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Life In Technicolor by Pemberly Rose reviews
A Jacob and Renesmee story. Renesmee has had a very blessed life. Friends, family, and is constantly surrounded by love. Now she's 16 years old and has grown tired of just being the odd girl out in a family of couples. Full summary inside .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 366,487 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Bella falls for the wrong cullen by alxandrabb reviews
A year after Edward returns, Bella finds herself playing a little game of truth or dare with the Cullens. What will happen when she is dared to trade mates with Rosalie for a week? Will she fall in love with another Cullen? Only time will tell. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,655 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Be Careful What You Wish For by PowerfulCanary reviews
Emmett comes over to give her what she deserves. A little bit of bondage, a little bit of human / vamp action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Four Loves by Kagome1235 reviews
Book 5 Water: Seven years have passed after Ozai was defeated and six years after Zuko and Katara wed to encourage peace among the nations. Old friends will reunite while new enemies emerge. Zutara, Taang, Sukka pairing. M rated in later chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,333 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Zuko, Katara
Opposites Attract by Marx810 reviews
Set 10 years after Breaking Dawn. After a particularly intense argument, Bella and Rosalie come upon a realization that will have a rippling effect throughout the family. Rated M for Femslash/Uri and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The First Born by ShanteRenee reviews
Based a month after BD. The Cullen Family are finally getting over the Volturi incident. But now they have new issues: Alice has a vision, & SEES Nessie. & also: What will Nesse do when she finds out her family wanted her dead? Better Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,294 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whats With Edward and the 80's? by Fiica De Cea Stele reviews
Ever wondered why Edward hated the 80's? Now with the help of the all mighty Emmett and the oh so charming Jasper, you'll know why.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daddy Dearest by lexarDuo reviews
When Edward left Bella in NM he wanted to protect her. Little did he know he left her pregnant, what happens when two teenage girls show up claiming to be his daughters. What can you do when someone you're supposed to love hates you? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Closer And Closer by lizandzackfan reviews
What if Micheal and Liz had become close friends but kept their friendship from everyone else and how will everyone react when it becomes more.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Liz P., Michael G.
When everything falls by jodii bliss reviews
New moon - Bella didn't have Jacob lean on; so she fell into the world of sex and hardcore drugs. Soon her once perfect world shatters & a man who she least expects to be there for her during her downward spiral is one who fixes everything -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bella's eyes editing and writing again! by heath luck.edward cullen lover reviews
Edward and Bella have sex before Victoria's battle,but he nearly kills her.He leaves ashamed.Later Bella finds out she's pregnant ,jacob helps her. 102 years later they move back to forks.Nessie with no knowledge of her father starts dating Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella The Punk Goth by Vampwulv Aly reviews
What if Bella was a punk when she moved to Forks. She brings Friends with her this time though. She brings her boy friend as well. Will Edward and Bella still end up together? Better than the summary says.ExB JxA EmxR. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sun and Moon by kolchaksghost reviews
Esme returns to check on Bella and finds a tragic scene. The only way to save her human daughter is to change her. She takes Bella to Alaska for her Newborn period. How will Edward take the new Bella. Bella/Kate femslash. J/A Em/R C/Es New Ch 8. ADOPTED BY AnimeAmber17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Kate - Complete
Love always, Renesmee by paramore1055 reviews
Renesmee is growing up changing, mentally, and starts to notice Jacob a little more. Follow her through the whole thing. Please check out the story, it's better than the summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A Past Forgotten by dvsinger1 reviews
Rosalie is left in charge of Bella while the others hunt for the weekend. She tells Bella her story. What happens when Rosalie discovers just how much Bella understands her pain? Who else knows about Bella's abused childhood. Is Rene to blame? Rape, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Falling Star by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is 4 years after Breaking Dawn. They go to school, stuff happens, I don't want to give it away. Callaberation with Hatake Nyra. Read it. I suck at summaries. First fan fic. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Pms Distress! by einstinette reviews
For a long time I have wondered what Bella would do if she got her period around Edward. Here is what I think would happen. This is a series of one-shots of Bella getting her period with a bunch of different characters from the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella
Skipping Stones by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is a instruction manual that Emmett writes for Nessie explaining how to skip school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Edward Hits Bella by AngelaK779 reviews
What happens when Mike kisses Bella and Edward walks in? He hits them both!*All human*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paradise Lost by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to My Black Dahlia. Bella has been broken, hurt, pained, lied to...but now, she’s trapped. As a result of her transformation being corrupted by an unknown source, Bella’s powers were catapulted into chaos—trapping her in mirrors.FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Watching Renesmee by Hanneot reviews
Alice and Rosalie are going to Paris, Carlisle and Esme are traveling, Edward and Bella have to go to Phoenix because Renee and Phil are ill.. Who is left to watch Renesmee? Jasper and Emmett. Nessie is having her period, growing up.. Rated K .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
He Loves Her He Just Dont Wanna Admit It by Katilyn Salvator reviews
Warning this is a damon and elena story its not that i dont like stefan i just think he treats her like a daughter this story is mainly from damons point of view and how he is trying to hide his feelings from elena but something just clicks...read story !ABANDONED! SORRRY!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Elena, Damon
Hinting Beneath the Shell by Lucine Raven reviews
Elena discovers she is hiding beneath her own layers when she, unwillingly at first, begins to uncover the human beneath Damon's vampire.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,252 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Elena G., Damon S.
Emmett gets Bella Drunk by c0lew0rld reviews
Emmett get's Bella drunk while Edward is away hunting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
I Fall To Pieces by GardeniasInHand reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella gets bitten by Victoria. She has lived 150 years without her true love Edward. What happens when the Cullens show up after 150 years? ExB. please R&R! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,759 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding love and comfort by Jess Rabbit reviews
Based off of New Moon. Edward leaves Bella.Jasper comes to her rescue though to help her. He hates seeing women depressed plus Bella is a part of the family. What will happen though when he starts to realized he loves her? Jasper/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,158 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Hot water and Damon Salvatore by PaperBooksInk reviews
Elena is taking a shower and realizes she's not alone...Elena&Damon. One shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Forever Ten by bekeyboo reviews
A ten year-old girl is kidnapped from her home, bitten, and enslaved by the Volturi. But when her masters see she has a power far greater than others, they see her as suitable to go on a dangerous mission only she can complete. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Max gets revenge by truelegit reviews
Max decides to play a trick on Justin and Alex for getting him sent to summer school. He does a spell that will cause them to have some very.. um.. interesting dreams about each other. Rated M for mucho sexo. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,733 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Wakey Wakey by Marx810 reviews
Alice tries to get some relief from her headache and ends up getting 'relieved' in a completely different sense. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
Broken to the Bone by Twilight is maheroin1 reviews
Edward left Bella does drugs and smokes and drinks
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor fic...in which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Emmett's Rap by paramore09 reviews
Emmett's excited about the fight in Eclipse against the newborns with the wolves that he begins to rap about it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Being Back by xxdogxx reviews
Cullens leaving times Bella cutting herself plus them coming back equals bad news. RXR.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
One wish by TasteTheSunBow reviews
Bella,Alice & Rose are all sisters they get picked on alot in school untill they move and come back 3 years later new and improved NEW NAME ONE WISH OLD NAME SWET DREAMS SAME STORY THOUGHHHHH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
High by dreamy delta reviews
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? For Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forsaken by Storms reviews
AU Edward returns to Forks having to face the lives which he shattered when he left.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007
The Fight That Could End It All by TheOnlyAlice reviews
Rosalie and Emmett get into the biggest fight they have ever had. Will it end up a fairytale like most stories do? After Breaking Dawn My first story. Please read and critique
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Insurgence by megculber reviews
How do you messure age when it doesn't follow all the normal rules? Ten years after Breaking Dawn; Nessie has started to want a more shall we say "intense" relationship then just the ones she has, Will Jake give her what she wants and will she want it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
RENESEMEE RANDOMNESS by DevilishCanadianDiva reviews
What the title says .... Please be kind & review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Tattoo by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
One short post New Moon Pre Eclipse. Bella gets a tattoo and Edward reacts. A bit AU because Bella dosn't get a tattoo in the books or movie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Dosen't Think My Tractor's Sexy by Kaitlin.Writes reviews
Edward doesn't like seeing Bella mow the lawn, weed-whack, or do any sort of chores. Read about the predicament they get into, and Bella's reaction. And of course, some input from Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Summer by twilightsagalvr reviews
Set 2 years after Breaking Dawn. The Cullens are out hunting and stumble upon a child lost in the woods. This child changes there life in many ways. There is no Renesmee. R&R! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Peer Pressure by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
I never knew that things could change this much. That I'd be the one to deal with drugs, alcohol and all those other teen problems. Or falling in and out of love with the same boy for the past 16 years. But time does change. And so do people...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Cullen's Facebook by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Obsession or love by Jessica Capasso reviews
In New Moon when Edward leaves Bella the rest of the family remains. Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Last Chance by bananasrgood reviews
Emmett gets his dance with Bella during the wedding. This may be his last chance to make her blush. Was Tiffany in the bible? Can’t explain, just read it! Also, what has he got to say before her wedding night? One-shot….Emmett’s POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Don't You Love Me? by whitlockjasper reviews
Jake and Nessie's feeling for each other are changing rapidly... Will they be able to handle the truth?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Changed by Storytelling Scientist reviews
Bella is left in the forest by Edward, and her bad luck once again strikes. Having been violently changed, she goes to tho only other coven of vegitarian vamps- the Denalis. What happens when the Cullans come for a visit? What about the Volturi? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Painful Way To Live by GlaudioseGoddess reviews
Ann Estela is deaf and is being adopted by Rosalie and Emmett Cullen, a few years after BD. Is going to have Ed/B Ro/Em J/A Ja/Re Ca/Es. summary sucks. Rated T for LOVE and kisses and Violence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
New Moon: Abridged by Twincestuous reviews
NM, the crack version. Because somebody had to do it. Rated for cussing, stupidity, and overall content. CRACKCRACKCRACK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unfamiliar Sunrise by KateDevlin reviews
Renesmee is now ten years old and it's time for the Cullen family, along with Jacob, to return to high school. What happens to all of them, however, when Nessie starts to grow up in very human ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
My Immortal by Hermisia Draco reviews
What if Alice sees that Bella is in danger because they left? What if the one Cullen that returns isn't Edward? Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
What is Truly Forbidden? by The Edgy Bubble reviews
After Edward leaves Bella for a second time, Bella must slowly learn how to stand for herself, with the help from a quite unexpected source...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
Getting rid of frustration by Lovegrove reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated with her husband. After the family going for a hunting trip, she founds herself alone with Emmett. That's just going to be interesting. Review please. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Cullen Sleepover by i-fondued reviews
Bella is having a sleepover with Carlisle and they are making some funny sounds...while Charlie is downstairs! Rated for mature humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bedsheets by sweaterweather reviews
After having a reoccuring wet dream about another Cullen, Bella gets a early morning visit from Alice. Reviews are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Alice
Nessie's Question by Ellie Marsy reviews
Renesmee has a question for her overprotective family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Avant Garde Approach by SweetDulcinea reviews
Alice provides Bella with a little guidance to help ease some of Bella's sexual frustration. That's what BFFs are for, right? Warning: canon pairings with some A/B, very AU - Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Pulling the Trigger All Wrong by lunaXmidnight reviews
Bella meets her new English teacher... Mr. Cullen. She has a large crush on him. He requites her feelings. Both deal with the secrets and sneaking as they fall deeply. Rated M for sex, language and some violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Need by Katanasai reviews
Vampires and Werewolves hate each other, right? Apparently not in this case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Cow by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Emmett goes to Walmart and does a thing on the list to do at Walmart. What does he do and what about that strange old lady? Funny and a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Revenge of One Fallen by Loveisuniversal345 reviews
Jane goes after Nessie, and after the coven tries to rotect her, she takes drastic measures. Introduction chapter up! PLease R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jane, Renesmee C./Nessie
Here For You by ignotumvirtus reviews
Bella is turned into a vampire by Victoria, shortly after Edward leaves in New Moon. The Volturi then takes action, kidnapping Bella and making her, as Jacob calls it, a "slave". When the Cullens return to Forks 100 years later, what will they expect? [ABANDONED]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
nessie has problems, jake will do by omggirlnotgirlygirl reviews
When Nessie has a problem or needs to talk she trust everyone in her family, including Jacob of course, to help her. But what happens when the questions she has get a bit awkward and she turns to Jacob for help? series of sorta connected one-shots.Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Jasper by For Shadowed reviews
Just a poem I found in one of my journals. Rated T for suggested cutting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
because bella got hyperchatting with the cullens by furnilicous reviews
summary inside R&R :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009
The Cullen Kids Go to Work by ginnmeadows reviews
Carlisle is fed up with his spoiled rotten teens, so he makes them all get jobs.....will they make it? This is set after Breaking Dawn. From different POV's. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Imitations and Hallucinations by LolliNirvana reviews
When Brooke gets sent to rehab, Evie gets back together with Tracy, but Tracy has to face the realization that she loves Evie, and Evie may never love her. TracyxEvie
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009
The Protector by tragicromance reviews
Set roughly in around Eclipse I think. Edward is away and Bella gets lonely. She also gets a surprise visitor in the middle of the night... More chapters to come
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ravaged by Whiteline reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Ninetenths by kolchaksghost reviews
Edward goes on a hunting trip and when he returns he learns that with Bella, just like with property, possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Our Little Secret by lilminx22 reviews
It all started with Rosalie watching over Bella while the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting over night.How will Bella and Rose cope with their new found emotions without tearing the Cullen family apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Seduction by Stephycats7785 reviews
Emmet decides to seduce Alice after learning about a betrayal by his brother. Alice is not as easy to seduce as he thought. Why all of a sudden does he think what he feels could be more than just revenge on his brother? For AliceAtHeart's contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Strippers,boxers and lollipops oh my by AngelaK779 reviews
Emmet,Alice,and BElla had a wild night and whats done in the dark will come to light causing for a string of funny things to happen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rains of Passion by DespiteTheVoid reviews
After snooping in Stefan's room, Elena is shocked to find a missing puzzle piece to Stefan's mysterious past, only to take out on the unexpecting Damon. Set after 1X03 Friday Night Bites. Damon&Elena. ONESHOT! M rated. R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Best Damn Thing by NinjaxDetectivee reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. But instead of becoming the zombie we know she did. She becomes The newest pop 'punk' singer. If the Cullen's come back, will Bella let them back into her life? Mostly uses Avril Lavigne songs. T for slight cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella
Who wants fun? by ILU46 reviews
Jasper and Alice find Emmett and Esme up to no good but stay and watch,,,, M for Lemons ; EsmexJasper EmmettxAlice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Esme, Emmett
Are You High? by manic ayla reviews
When Emmett brings home pot he bought in Seattle to see what happens, Edward freaks. But what happens when Bella decides that she wants to stay behind and see what happens next? Hilarity ensues I hope. My first fanfic. R&R, please! Author fake-out. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Piercings and Infections by Deanaholic1 reviews
So Bella wants her belly button pierced but doesn't want Edward to know...but what happens when she gets an infections. short one shot...not wondeful i apologise : but read anyway please r&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brittany or Bella? by lexarDuo reviews
Edward never comes back in NM and Bella becomes a half vampire half human immortal. Bella changes her name to Brittany but when her new family moves in with the dark secret from her past will she turn back into the old Bella or sink deeper into herself?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Wait by Ducati reviews
Imagine my surprise to see there were hardly any M rated Immortals Series... So, this is my version of what should have happened in Ever bedroom at the beginning of Blue Moon. Lemons ExD One Shot
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ever B., Damen A. - Complete
How Bella got sugar high by Jaleine reviews
Bella can't eat much sugar because she gets sugar high easily. What happens when Emmett has found out about her weakness? Read and find out! EmPOV added!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by LLoverLightHater reviews
Cartman and Wendy are all time rival, but there's a slight change in Cartman's behievor that get's Wendy on. M for Mature. Candy Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Trouble Club by extazee reviews
Alice forces Bella to go to a club and tells Edward Bella's there. We all now just how jealous Edward gets BxE Lemon rated M for a reason / somewhat Dominant Bella / Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wounded by MissBethany reviews
Tracy's story of how she gets kicks out of her life now that Evie has left her. She's about to get her life back on track. But realises shes in no state to do so. She has depression issues.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
Emmett's Turn to Watch Bella by twilightdarlin's reviews
Emmett's P.O.V.- Why should Edward have all the fun with Bella? She has a great body and he won't meet her needs until they are married. She wants me to meet those needs. She wants ME to SEX her up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Abused by iloveyouhh.x33 reviews
Bella is getting abused by Charlie. She doesn't want anyone to know; especially Edward. What happens when Bella gets fed up with all the abuse? READ, READ, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Emmett's Question by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Emmett has a question, and he really wants to get it answered but it seems like no one has time for his silliness.Will he find our what he wanted to know? -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Bella, Emmett and Kisses by Elemental Serenity reviews
Edward comes home to a guilty-looking Alice, and Bella and Emmett in his room sharing...kisses? Edward can't believe what he's hearing! But it's not exactly what he thinks... EdwardxBella - All for fun. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's PMS Edward's POV by Mokusgirl reviews
This is a spin on my fic Bella's PMS. It was requested by omgitsmiranda. It's the same fic just in Edward's point of view... so anyway Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee Hits Womanhood by carlinatwilightl95 reviews
Renesmee is forever frozen to stay 16. Everyone in her family thinks she has reached maturity. But has she really? To what surprise will she wake up to one normal Saturday morning? Post Breaking Dawn: Contains spoilers. Funny and fresh! I suck at summarie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
In My Mind by Melina95 reviews
In the mind of Tracey, this is a one shot!
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Internet History by beyondwonder reviews
Sam is curious about what his brother has been up to.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
The Story of how Rosalie Hale became a Redhead by Everso reviews
have you ever wondered what happens when a blondes AKA: Rosalie Hale hair turns green due to chlorine? what will happen when Alice decides to help? and what about Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Cullen's Twisted Sex Education by 123Meaghan reviews
Esme realized that her children are having to way much sex and calles a family sex class. What's the worst that could happen? M for Sexual Referance and Slight Language PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! THANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Esme, Emmett
My Gothic Angel by Mistress-Nyuu reviews
Ever since Renee died Bella has no friends, gets bullied, and Charlie abuses her. She doesn't want to be alone anymore. Edward really wants someone to love him for who he truly is. Senior year has just stared and things are heating up! BxE & Regular pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twist by jane-eliza reviews
She really hopes that Evie, too, is lying in her bed somewhere in Ojai, missing Tracy, but somehow it seems more plausible that she’s out getting high.' Tracy-centric.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Bella of the Volturi by Covee reviews
This story is COMPLETELY DEAD. Sorry! Bella, never having gone cliff diving and never reuniting with Edward, moves to Rome. When Aro find her and learns he can't read her mind, he changes her. How will this effect the Cullens when Aro invites Carlisle and his coven for a friendly visit?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yes Father by sirenastarot reviews
Kittenmischief Contest Entry. Bella seduces Father Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Best Friends Forever by Billy Tom Plummer Ledger reviews
This is a oneshot that I wrote during algebra so its sketchy and it shows how much Evie really did love Tracy and that they were close friends just... crash and burn
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Twilight Epic Twilight made funny by TeddieBare reviews
Ok this is what my friend and i did in science everyone we show laughs please give it a go and please review and dont copy our ideas thanks xox TeddieBare
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Screaming till the end by twilight-jasper's the best reviews
Edward left and bella not taking i lightly. WELL, when edward leaves she decides that she's not going to be nice bella anymore. I SUCK at summeries so read to find out SM OWNS ALL TWILIGHT I OWN NOTHING my story is dne but i may add more POVs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reunion by Billy Tom Plummer Ledger reviews
Okay, here is something I cooked up in Algebra class, a little bit miscelleanous fun. To me, Tracy and Evie are the most powerful friends of all, they went through a lot together, and as long as Evie got rid of the bitchiness it could work out.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Bella's Period by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.Fourth Installment of the Bella's ... series. Bella has her period and Edward finds out she's not exactly the happiest camper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Issues by secretkeeper13 reviews
Alice and Emmett are left alone. Alice has a few things she needs and Emmett's willing to help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Bella Plays the Piano by Unconquerable reviews
A one-shot of Bella playing Edward's piano while singing. Very sweet. EdwardxBella!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Community Service by signedsecret reviews
Bella decides to babysit for community service hours. The rest of the family is hunting. How will Edward react when he finds out Bella DOES like kids? Little fluff. Post Eclipse, Pre BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Status Hallucinating by DrivenByWanderlust reviews
Bella turned to drugs in NM when Edward left- and Charlie decided to send her to a reality show with other teen drug addicts. The Cullens end up finding the show... R&R. Thanks to Lig. Mature for drugs, and possible sex in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella
Tattoo by oreobabysunshine reviews
This is just a little one-shot about Edward finding out that Bella has a tattoo...he..he. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Inevitable by SweetDulcinea reviews
Fluffy little Jacob/Renesmee one-shot -- post-BD -- Nessie's first kiss
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth or Dare by Mmm.Bby reviews
One-shot! Bella joins the pack for a night of fun around a bonfire. The innocent bonfire turns into a dirty game of Truth or Dare and Bella shows her true feels for Jacob. Bella/Jacob Mature Content! Smut! Lemon! Don't read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Insanity4Free reviews
Bella and Edward play a game of Truth or Dare....Chaos follows
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lol Emmett and Alice by Alice Cullens biggest fan ever reviews
Crazy Emmett and Alice sing songs.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Bella Burgers Burn by signedsecret reviews
Bella gets hungry and makes lunch, BY HERSELF! What happens when she walks off and leaves the food at the stove? UNATTENDED! Chapter 4 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Period by Opaque Opal reviews
Based off a text message I got from my friend. After getting her period, Bella goes to school hoping that everything will remain normal. But what happens when Edward finds out? Will he bite her? Rated T just to be safe. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Wild Night by lexarDuo reviews
What happen's when Bella is left wit Emmettt to be babysat and he cracks out the boos? Read and find out. One-shot. Kind of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What happens in the past, stays in the past by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella has a secret that she has kept from Edward! She is part of a group.... When a guy shows up and says he's Bella's, what's going to happen? Who is this guy and what does he want from Bella? -This is based on a dream I had- Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Drunk Bella,Dust Bunnies,and Jasmettisle's by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Bella gets drunk because of Emmett. Hilarity ensues and strange things happen. R&R? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Interruptions by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Edward is trying to tell Esme that he and Bella are engaged.Some people interrupt him,how will he react?My thought on how Edward tells Esme of the engagment.PLEASE R&R! ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Emmett gets bella drunk by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For a klutz you dance well by April-Cullen reviews
What happens when Edward catches Bella dancing to Paramore in boy shorts and a tank? a cute one shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Emmett Moment by gypsyrin reviews
One shot. Songfic. What happens when Emmett is bored and has a certain song on his i-pod? Why dancing and singing of course! origional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
That Girl by runaway xo reviews
Short fluff. Edward tries to convince Bella that marriage at eighteen isn't so bad. One-shot, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punked Out Bella! by Miss. Emo Veggie Vamp reviews
Edward left bella in N.M. And she went through a depression stage until her friends from Arizona comes. & guess wht bella has a more outgoing punk side. wht if that side took over like it had before she came to fork. And guess wht bellas in a band! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Bella Gets Sick! by signedsecret reviews
Its simple. Bella gets sick. What will Edward do? And, what was that about monkeys! FIRST FANFIC! CHAPTER 7 IS FINALLY UP! Bella is crazy when she is sick. FINISHED! EDWARD IS AMAZINGLY OOC!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Gets Sick by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
One ordinary day Bella gets sick. What are the Cullens going to do with a feverish and crazy Bella? Why is Bella wearing socks with cows on them? And why is Jasper buying twelve boxes of popcicles? Read to find out! RxR much appreciated! Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2008
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Phone Call by runaway xo reviews
Picks up from where SM left off on page 138 of Breaking Dawn. Bella calls Rosalie and asks for her help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Nessie: The Awakening by punk.goes.crunk reviews
Nessie's a slut. Read inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Bella's Sick Day by Hanna Rae reviews
When Bella stays home sick, Edward turns up to comfort her. What embarassing pieces of Bella's childhood will they come across? Fluffy Bella and Edward one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
For the Best by lifethatyouhate reviews
Spencer starts to notice Sam now that she's grown up, while Sam's noticed somebody else already. A oneshot from Spencer's point of view.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight: Bella's Power by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Bella is changed and it is time to show the Volturi that the Cullens have stayed true to their word. Does Bella have a power or not? What will happen when they visit the Volturi and ,as new problems arise, will Edward be able to save Bella from herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
My Singer Can Sing by Sovoyita reviews
Alice forces Bella to sing at a karaoke club. Edward and the family comes along to watch. Watch Bella as she blows her whole family away with her singing. Just some random fluff, One shot. R&R. Criticize me, its only my second Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
My Singer Can Sing by Love For Secrets reviews
Bella reveals a secret to Edward one week before thier wedding. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Everlasting Love by runaway xo reviews
After Alice has a vision of Bella crying, Edward tries to discover the reason behind her shed tears and misty eyes. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
My Accidental Drug Deal by LovelyTomorrow reviews
Bella tries to get a creative gift for Edward for their wedding, but it does not go as smoothly as she hopes. Just meant for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Bella Sees the Real Edward by Cullenista reviews
When she’s all alone with her thoughts, what does Bella really think about Edward? If you ever wondered, read this and find out. Written in response to the Twilight Forum Challenge. And then take a look at my long story, Blue Moon Over Manka's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2008
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Spin The Bottle Twilight Style! by RaNdOm CuLlEn KiD reviews
I hope that you guys like this! I'm nervous and excited cause this is my first fanfic! So don't bruise me to bad! Enjoy! Oh and i forgot to mention that there is a lemon! - RaNdOm CuLlEn KiD BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Fire Doused with Honey by Cullenista reviews
Edward leaves a love letter for Bella while he's away hunting. Will his words melt her heart? Come on, he's Edward. An entry in ColdHandsWarmHeart's Challenge. Better late than never.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
St Valentine's Day by topaz addiction reviews
Snippets of how Emmett and Rosalie's, Japer and Alice's and Edward and Bella's Valentines Day went.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Christmas at the Cullens! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is yet another Christmas story. It is pure fluff and family fun! A family of vampires at christmas time is interesting. Especially with mistletoe around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Babysitting by Amzie4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are stuck at home watching Bella? Why, 20 questions, sleeptalking, and a practical joke, of course! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
Short Lived Addiction by KATATTACKx reviews
What if Bella started smoking? How would Edward react? no longer a oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Bella's Baby by bleedingblackrosez reviews
What happens when Bella finds out she's gonna have a baby? Really cute and hilarious! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice cream! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Problems by iiCE-EYES reviews
Bella frets over the little problems of being a woman. [ Bella x Edward fluff ]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Swingset by iiCE-EYES reviews
Edward? Frightened? Ha! The thought made me laugh. [edward x bella : oneshot ]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
It Works If You Work It by misslibrariangirl reviews
On a night where Mel is out, and Tracy and Mason are the only ones home, Mason takes care of his baby sister. Postfilm first person from Mason's point of view.
Thirteen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Jigsawed Back Together by Nirav reviews
She thinks her life is sorted out now. Just goes to show that some things never do change. Just a drabble, not finished, didn't know where to go with it.
Thirteen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2006
He Never Did Like Baseball Caps by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A fluffy little oneshot. EdwardxBella. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
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She's Not My Girlfriend reviews
Okay, so I'm sure you all remember the part in Twilight Book when Bella tells Edward that she doesn't care what he is. Well, this is a different version of her saying that and it involves the rest of Cullen. Excluded Carlisle and Esme.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice In Wonderland reviews
Bella discovers a very strange purple cat in the Cullen house one day and finds out that it belongs to a certain pixie-like vampire with a very creative mind...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009