~cue lightning and scary music~

Sunrise: :cough cough: Anyway, I am an authoress, and I love to write an' stuff. Anywho, meet my evil Yami Sunset! Sunset is the one who thinks up all they romantic stuff! :coughs: and she will help me write my stories! tee-hee ^-^

Sunset: :looks at Sunrise: hey... I'm Sunset, and I am Sunrise's Yami... :cough: unfortunately :cough:

Sunrise: HEY! I HEARD THAT! :pulls out Mallet of DOOM! and hit Sunset with it:

BONK

Sunset: @_@ :twitches: ouchies :passes out:

Sunrise: :dusts off hands and puts Mallet of DOOM! away: serves you right. Anywho, here is some stuff you might wanna know!

Notice: My current obsession is Yugioh, if you don't like that, then you can LEAVE...

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway! ^-^
Eyes: Yup, got those
Hair: Got that too
Attitude: Bad Girl
Height: Care not to mention :cough: short :cough:
Favorite Saying: "If you must talk... DO IT AWAY FROM ME!." (I've gotten a black eye from telling someone that...^-^')

Favorite Quotes:
"All I wanna do is kick a*s and chew bubble-gum, and I just ran outta bubble-gum" -Seto Kaiba
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." -Me (don't ask...)
"Ra Dammit" -Me
"Yes! Now I'm gonna kick a*s! -Yami Bakura
"Oh Ra! A squirrel!" -Me (What? The squirrel practically tackled me!)
"I'll sell you to the Russians!" -Me (uhhh...)
"I like cows! ...well done..." -Me (again)
"Disrespect Dragons and die!" -Me
"Death, destruction and a really bad headache" -Someone
"You suck...Therefore you must be punished" -Me
"No, you're a pickle! You're wearing a green shirt!"
"Well, you're dish detergent!"
"I'm pretty dish detergent, though." -Me and my cousin
"Die, evil sewing machine!" -Me
"I hear voices, and they don't like you." -Me
"Exercise, eat healthy, and die anyways." -My english teacher
"I read that in a fourtine cookie once" -Seto Kaiba
"When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" -Someone that I don't know
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off" -My friend
I feel sorry for vegetarians. 'Cause I know, deep down, they want meat. Eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like murder. And murder tastes pretty damn good."
-Dennis Leary
"Does looking at guns really make a girl want to have sex?"
"Don't know."
"Well, does it make you want to have sex?"
"I'm a 17 year old boy. Looking at linolium makes me want to have sex." -My friends Terry and Alexa
"Suicide Hotline...please hold." -I dunno
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity" -I dunno either
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

Famous Last Words:
"It's fireproof."
"What does this button do?"
"So, you're a cannibal."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is."
"I've seen this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"You look just like Charles Manson."
"Let it down slowly."
"OK, I'll go ahead and make your day."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"look ma! no hands!"
"Hey that's not a violin."
"Don't be so superstitious."
"Now watch this."
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father."
- Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..."
- Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff."
- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95,
I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!"
- Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..."
-Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?"
- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now."
"Let's split up, we'll cover more ground."
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
"Hello, is anyone home?"
"Oops."
"Don't worry, it's not contagious."
"Aright, let's see, how do we work this thing?"
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"He can't hear us, he's miles away."
"I'll be right back."
"I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind."
"Don't worry, we outnumber them."
"Hey, what the hell!?!"
"Hey, what's that beeping sound?"
"I'm sure it's just the wind."
"Of course it's safe!"
"No, this tribe is peaceful!"
"Hey! You look just like Michael Jackson!" (hehehe)
"Is that thing loaded?"
"I told you so."
"Did you know that crocidiles don't really bite?"
"Oooo! What does this button do?"
"Ouch! Stupid needle!"

Favorite TV shows:
Yu-gi-oh (so sue me)
Inuyasha (Sessy-chan is so yummy)
Rurouni Kenshin
Trigun (yup yup)
Cowboy Bebop
Angel
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (like I said before, so sue me)
South Park
Crank Yankers (C'mon, c'mon, were just havin' a ball. We're just makin' some calls to strangers...)
Invader Zim (doom, doom, doom. I'm singing the Doom song!)

Favorite VideoGames:
Zelda Ocarina of Time
Zelda Majora's Mask
Wind Waker (I love Zelda, ne?)
Golden Sun
Golden Sun: Lost Age (its the sequal stupid!)
Yu-gi-oh Duelest's Soul
The Sims
Super Smash Bros. Melee (hehe fighting hehe)

My Favorite Cute Bishies:
Seto Kaiba -YGO (I love his trenchy)
Marik -YGO (He's Crazy)
Bakura -YGO (Evil demented Yamis unite!)
Link -Zelda (:drools:)
Sesshoumaru -InuYash (HE'S MINE! MINE I TELL YOU)
Inuyasha -Inuyash (Mmmmmmm Yummy)
Miroku -Inuyash (He's sooo cute)
Vash -Trigun (Sooooo Funny)

Things That I Like:
Hotdogs
Wolves
A good book
Computers
Clothing (please...don't ask)
Anzu bashing fics
Music
Thinking
Poetry
Black
Blue
Red
Michelle Brance
Linkin Park
Humming
WRITING! (like duh!)

Things That I Hate:
Anzu
Yugi
Anything pink
Anzu
Squirrels
Backstabbers
People who lie
Anzu
Sports
Preppy people
Anzu
Jocks
Homophobic people
Britanny Spears
Anzu
Mary Sues (AHHHHH EVIL THING FROM HELLL! :proceeds to whip out a flamethrower and burn it: DIEEEEEE!)
Gary Stus (The EVIL the HORRRIBLE EVVVIIILLL)

Sunrise: Oh, and a few last second things to tell. For one, I absolutely HATE Anzu (see things I hate section), and there will be much bashing in the very near future... hehehe! :rubs hands together in anticipation: hehehe Well, I think that pretty much covers it! ^-^

Sunset: Baka... :shakes head:

Sunrise: Two questions, Why are you so evil. And when did you wake up?

Sunset: I woke up just a minute ago... And, why am I so evil? :narrows her eyes: You'll. Never. Know.

Sunrise: O_o okay...

P.S.

Sunrise: Anybody who flames me will get attacked by a Blue-Eyes. I have no patience this week!

Sunset: I will sick our pet Silver (the BEWD) on you if you flame us...

Sunrise: So... don't cross us. RAWR!

P.S.S.

Sunrise: Um...yea...I know that I haven't updated in a while :rubs her head: hehehe

Sunset: Baka Hikari! :slaps Sunrise:

Sunrise: Gomen! Forgive me! My keyboard broke! :bows:

Sunset: Anyway... We'll be updating as soon as possible.

P.S.S.S. (getting old, I know)

Sunrise: Fanfiction.net is being a *#%^% BITCH!

Sunset: :sigh: They suspended us from updating for a week, cuz' they mistook something we said.

Sunrise: Grrrrr...

Sunset: So don't expect anything from us for a little bit

Sunrise: Must kill...

Sunset: We will be reposting the Inuyasha fic, along with updating our other stuff when we get back.

Sunrise: :twitches:

Sunset: Sorry about this...But until then Ja!