So, uh-

Congrats on stumbling onto the messiest profile on this vast expanse of a website.

My name's Milo, I'm a cisgendered male, and really fuckin' gay. (Well, I'm bi, but I lean VERY heavily towards the d side.)

Love to draw, animate and write?

Fellow Wattpad refugee, mostly due to the fact that even accessing my account is pointless to be fair. It's a little strange feeling, setting up an account on a website dedicated strictly to fanfiction, because fanfiction writing is a MASSIVE guilty pleasure for me, and I like to tell people I avoid it. Usually, I only publish stories according to my personal characters and stories. But, with the inevitable death of my Wattpad career, I'm here to delve into the land of guilt and hope that no one I know in real life finds this.

And I'm sticking with simple things such as Billdip and Boyf riends and Klance and Sockathan and a couple of other ships that I don't feel too odd about butchering, as I'm aware that the topics have already been swept under the carpet and shoved down the sewage pipe by a mob of other 14 year olds.

And yes, I'm 14. No, don't expect my writing to be good. I'm extremely young and stupid.

I'll also rarely take requests or listen to any criticism that's not helpful to me. I write for the sole sake that it's therapeutic and an escape for me. I write what I want to write and what I like to write, and (this doesn't apply to just fan fiction), nothing I ever do will ever be officially published.

And, let me warn you right now. I'm a sucker for bad endings. Enough said.

This is Milo, stealing the big gay, and signing off.