True ease in writing comes from art, not chance,
As those who move easiest who have learned to dance.
‘Tis not enough no harshness gives offense,
The sound must seem an echo to the sense.
- Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism

Here we go, your quickie guide to the wonderfully mundane personality that is me.

Name: Grondring. Let's go with that for now, shall we?
Age: "Teenager" is what you need to know.
Sex: Male.
Region of Residence: The East Coast.
Likes: This might take a while. Let's see. Fire Emblem, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, a bunch of unrelated anime and manga (viz. Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist), a bunch of other unrelated television programs, and a lot of other stuff you won't be interested in. That wasn't so bad.
Hobbies: Reading, sleeping, fencing, writing, tennis, other miscellaneous and everyday activities.
Character Traits: Lazy, eccentric, religious (but in a really weird sort of way), and... bad at talking about myself.

I know, I know. I don't have any fics. Why? I'm lazy. I'm not a bad writer; I swear I'm not. I'm just an incredibly lazy one. Um... anything else? Yeah, I wrote this profile entirely in HTML. Go me. Aren't I spiffy.

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(7.10.05: I decided to do the next best thing and delete them. They're stored on my computer, though, so no biggie.)
(7.11.05: Ugh. It's four in the bloody morning and I can't get to sleep, so I decided to not be lazy for a change and update this profile. I should probably be doing actual writing instead, but... oh well. Bite me.)