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Poll: (closed) Thank you all for your feedback! It's so nice to have people as passionate as myself about writing stories. :) I figured out what I'm going to do, but still I have no idea how long it'll be before I start it. I ask that you please be patient with Scorpio's Legacy. It's going to be finished, I promise you that. Have a great day everyone! Vote Now!
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Joined 03-21-14, id: 5605409, Profile Updated: 09-28-14
Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Age, and Mass Effect.

Welcome to my page! I'm sure by now you probably realize that this isn't just another profile page on FanFiction.net, its a scam to buy time so our virus's can successfully upload into your personal computer and/or mobile device to steal your personalized data and take over your life! :) (sarcasm)

My friends and family call me insane, my dog agrees, he's a doctor.

If you can read this, your not an alien, OR ARE YOU?

I'm going to say this plain and simple, I have never gone on a date in my life and I have no personal history being able to talk to a woman that I wasn't forced to work with just to make the groups even. :( (sarcasm)

Most of the fanfiction you will read on this page was well thought out and typed and re-typed multiple times, so many times in fact that my keyboard screamed that it needed a break and stopped working. :) (sarcasm)

If you can understand what I mean by, "I've lived for half my parent's entire lifetimes and I think I'm more mature then they are." Then you my good man/woman are probably a teenager.

I have been stalked three times in my life, all by woman when I was in Elementary School. All of them were classmates, and you know what I learned from all that? Life is crazy and it might just be better to say that you don't like a person named Kelly when she walks up to you and hugs you for no reason, then wait for three years to pass and tell her she's a psychopath for suggesting you kiss her. (Yes I said Psychopath, I was ten and had a HUGE vocabulary, and no I still haven't kissed a girl yet.)

The first day I joined this site, I sat down and wrote a poem about this site. (sarcasm)


Also, if you've been frustrated by my strange way of writing and separating thoughts and paragraphs lately I finally found a good way to do it.

New topics start a new paragraph most of the time.
'Thoughts' go in Italics and on a separate lines all by themselves.
Conversations go by the basic format of an English major's essay, a new line starts when switching speakers.
Horizontal lines break scenes and serve as elapses in time or just to separate POV's (Like in later chapters)
Titles of buildings and things in general go in Italicize.
Things physically done such as *scoff* or certain sounds like *crack* are going to be inside of *'s And if they are inside 'single quotations' they're a mental *sigh*.
Solipsism's are going to be centered in the middle of the page.
Lastly, dreams are going to be in bold text, everything else is un-bolded.

Now that I've found a good way to write things I'll be going back to revise the random assortments of the first five chapters. Seriously I was terrible in the last few, thanks for staying with me regardless. :)


If you know someone who hates reading, copy and paste this into your profile page, then tell them you did it.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

(re-posted from 'Blood-Hawk-531's profile)

According to the description above, I'm a girl. (Men can be sensitive and want this without being attracted to men)

And I waited for three years to repost this, I'm doomed to die alone. :( (sarcasm)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(I've been a personal victim of eighteen of these so I understand, and don't ask me which.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Used to)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.


A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy and paste this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.


Survey?
Sure, why the hell not, its not like I have a life or anything.

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
Things degenerate.

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
Molecular compositions of evaporated H2O, Nitrogen, and Oxygen.

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
Modern Family

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
8:20 (It's really 11:21 by GST)

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
'Team' by LORDE, it rocks my servos.

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
4:02, performing homeostasis.

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
We synthetics don't 'look' we WATCH, there's a difference.

Eight: What are you wearing?
... What are YOU wearing?

Nine: Did you dream last night?
No, as per usual I was formulating an algorithm to determine how many times Humanity can screw up before you all go extinct.

Ten: When did you last laugh?
I DON'T LAUGH I CHUCKLE!!!

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A lot of paint.

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a bumper-sticker that said, "If you are reading this you are a Machine" in Binary.

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
I believe this survey is a great way to further our understanding of the Human race and report back to the Consensus without alerting your pesky national defense systems.

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
"Humanity, A Dying Race" It was a documentary.

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
50.32 units of eezo, 4000 units of platinum, 86 human slaves, and a better body.

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
...I'm a Geth, and I learned how to refer to myself as 'I'.

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do.
Kill George Bush, both of them.

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
...Affirmative.

Nineteen: George Bush:
MUST MURDER MUST MURDER MUST MURDER

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Erin

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
(Unpronounceable) It means, "Son of Keelah" in Kelish

Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
NO DATA AVAILABLE

BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously?
Taking what seriously? Oh, the foolish survey, no I never even started. ;)


(Sits back into a comfortable leather recliner with a wine glass of Vanilla Coke-Cola in one hand and an omni-tool in the other) Hello all! I Imagine you didn't take my profile seriously until it GOT SERIOUS. If you believe everything you read you shouldn't, everything you read above that had '(sarcasm)' after it was a lie. (Sips from wine glass) Yes, a lot of people lie in the real world, and I'm one of them. (Takes another sip before swirling the dark liquid and smiling deviously) Or am I...? (omni-tool beeps) Oh! My next story's done cooking in my subconscious! Well, duty calls! Enjoy!


Everything that I write about is owned by Bioware, except my personal characters I add and any experimental technology I might insert into the stories in the future.


RESULTS ARE IN!!!

Poll results for Darien romances in DA:O and II (Total of 49 votes, 9 of them unique)

In the DA:O portion of Drifter's Journey: Morrigan and Leliana are tied!

Morrigan (6)

Leliana (6)

Erianne (3)

Solona (2)

Flemeth (2)

Anora (2)

Zevran (1)

Female Elf OC (1)

Female Dwarf OC (1)

Mage OC (1)

Dragon Age II portion of Drifter's Journey: Isabela and Bethany are tied!

Isabela (5)

Bethany (5)

Merrill (4)

Aveline (1)

Female Elf OC (1)

Female Dwarf OC (1)

Mage OC (1)

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A New Life with a Bite by blayze1000 reviews
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Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
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Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Andraste's Fire by quirky21 reviews
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Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 196,147 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 9/28/2012
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Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
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Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,085 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Lost Effect by Iyrsiiea reviews
One minute I was home. Safe, secure, happy. The next, I was in another dimension where my life is perpetually at risk and everything could be riding on what I know. I am very, very lost. SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,699 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/4/2013 - OC
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
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Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
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Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 7,484 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
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Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Solas, Lavellan] Varric T., Inquisitor - Complete
Dragon Age: Outsider by PainInUrAft-Nexy reviews
Nikita Petrovik is just a normal girl from an alternate reality where Dragon Age doesn't exist. Thrown into the world of Thedas, alone and shocked, she must make friends with the people around her to save her new home. Inquisition timeline; Spoilers abound. CullenxOC fic, NSFW in later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Cullen, OC]
The Forgotten Boy's Crush by professoranethesia reviews
As he grows "more human", Cole begins to have feelings for Inquisitor Lavellan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Cole, Lavellan - Complete
Dragon Age Abomination's Origin by raw666 reviews
This is what happens when only a demon hears a girl cry and that ancient Desire Demon wants fusion, instead of possession. Read as this abomination mage changes the Dragon Age universe forever as the War and Blight threaten not only the mortal world, but also fade as well from the Archdemon. Abomination/Leliana Shianni/Alistair OC/Zevran Morrigan/Secret. Rewrite Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 342,081 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Amell, Leliana] [Shianni, Alistair] - Complete
Mass Effect: Missing in Action 2 by Muse1505 reviews
Sequel to ME:MIA. 2 years after being spaced John Shepard wakes up in a Cerberus facility. Now he's putting together a new team to face a brand new threat, the Collectors. Old and new faces in a bigger squad, can Shepard really trust them all? OC/Tali AN: Sorry for the huge hiatus, will explain but next chapter is being written! Hopefully out in a week or so
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,353 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] [Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni]
Blood Gun Bonding by CrimsonAdri reviews
Dawn Cole(or DC) gets transported to the Mass Effect world unexpectedly. She wakes up on Omega with no translator, omni-tool, or clothes other than her PJs. She meets some aliens who help her and eventually meets and joins forces with Archangel. Garrus/OC later Thane/OC. Male!Shep. Starts before ME2. (Sequel up) (Being rewritten)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 124,875 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [OC, Garrus V., Thane K.] Kolyat K. - Complete
The Lost Prothean by redkiller87 reviews
A prothean research outpost remains hidden when the reapers came. The only person inside the station survived the genocide of his people and now he's out for revenge. When he hears a certain Turian has gone rouge and betrayed the council, and planned on bringing back the reapers, the prothean seeks out a certain commander requests he helps his investegation. OC/Tali pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Effect of Gravity by Sapphiros reviews
Gravity is evil. It's even worse when you fall 154 feet to your death. Though of course it decides to go to whole new levels of evil when I end up in the Temple of Athame on Thessia before Columbus finds America. But Wait! It's not done yet! I end up in a coma for several hundred years and somehow have supernatural powers! What could go wrong? self insert/SI
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Shepard (F)
One More Hawke: Redux by Musicalrain reviews
A re-write of my discontinued story One More Hawke. Olisa, Marianna, Roderick, and Carver were bound together by familial loyalty and blood. Each will shape the future - whether it'd be in sacrifice or triumph. A novelization of DAII with four Hawke siblings instead of three. AU. OCs. Multiple pairings. Warnings for violence & same-sex relationships. Now with beta. ON HIATUS
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hawke (F), Cullen] Fenris
Blood Song by xseikax reviews
Lilyth was the opposite of what a hero should be, a manipulative blood mage who wanted nothing but power, to survive. She had risen up from a bitter past, forged her will into iron resolve, and knew the cruel lesson of life: only the strong survived.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,875 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Surana, Zevran A.
Come What May by Erased In Flame reviews
A young quarian pilgrim, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, joins up with the legendary Commander Shepard. As the adventure continues, Tali can't shake off the feelings that she has for Shepard. He would never like her more than a friend... or would he? My first fanfic. Does NOT follow canon for the MAJORITY of the story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,796 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Horizon - The Confrontation and Beyond by Waenhir reviews
Shakarian pairing Warning: Alenko-Unfriendly Summary: Kaidan could not be more upset. Shepard could not remember. Garrus could not be more used. Mordin... Mordin could only do what Mordin does best. Legion could be a victim of bullying... And more hilarious chapters to come! I am gonna take the story through the full Kaidan encounter as seen on ME2 and ME3. .
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,262 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Direct Interface by AngryHanar reviews
From the not-so-distant future, 2040s, a young savant finds himself in stasis until 2185. What makes him unique? Will he be able to continue on after a lifechanging event? Or will he become a useless reminder of the past. Will mostly follow canon events. NOT Mshep/Tali. PERMANENT HIATUS. I don't think I'll ever write again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 161,343 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Bard at the Bar, Man by Musicalrain reviews
There's a new face at the Hanged Man that makes quite an impression on our favorite broody elf. Fenris/OC. Mentions of unspecified gender Hawke/Anders. I have no rights to Dragon Age, I just have fun with it. Please Review!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Fenris - Complete
The Past, Duty, and the Sky by Musicalrain reviews
F!Mage Surana. Alistairmance. Alternate character origin fic. What is it about the elven mage with the firey tattoos and ruby red eyes that Alistair doesn't know? What are the events that shape this hero the most? Timespan covers DAO. I have no rights to Dragon Age, I just have fun with it. Please Review!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Surana, Alistair - Complete
Shadow Play by Huntington's Bride reviews
Sequel to A Degeneration in Mass. Having turned her back on Cerberus, Shepard finds the information on the Shadow Broker from a different source and needs to try and work on her fragile, nearly destroyed friendship with Liara if they are to triumph. Does not follow canon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,916 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Shadow Broker, T. Vasir - Complete
Mass Effect: Interloper by M.B.Liddle reviews
Follow the adventures of Michael Liddle as he quite literally falls into the ME universe. A self insert covering the events of the first entry of the series. Follows the story of the Normandy crew and more as they strive to save a changing galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
The Elven Mercenary by Musicalrain reviews
My take on DAII if there was yet another member of Hawke's faithful group of friends, an elven mercenary named Willa Surana. M!Hawke warrior x OC. Fic will cover all parts of DAII. I have no rights to Dragon Age, I just have fun with it. Please Review!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Sundermount Summons by Musicalrain reviews
My DAO fem!Dalish Mahariel Rogue, Sybil, meets my DAII fem!Hawke Rogue, Magdalena. Where? At the Hanged Man of course! I have no rights to Dragon Age, I just have fun with it. Please Review!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Mahariel, Hawke (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Missing in Action by Muse1505 reviews
An Alliance marine goes missing in action in 2179, only to reappear in a Cerberus base during the events of Mass Effect 1. What has Cerberus done to him and how can Shepard put him to use? Shepard/Liara and OC/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,710 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] [Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
A Degeneration in Mass by Huntington's Bride reviews
After ME2, Samara finds evidence of another rogue Ardat Yakshi on the loose. The only lead that they have is a damaged woman who had been pulled to the ME universe against her will. Soldier Femshep/Samara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 184,441 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Shepard (F), Samara] - Complete
Harrowing by redtrouble reviews
Cullen, a templar, and Enaara, a mage, do the forbidden and fall in love. But conviction and rules aren't all that keeps them apart. The world at war and in change will challenge everything they believe. CullenxOC.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,493 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Riordan - Complete
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Project: Bridging Time
This is a work in progress that I just had come to me tonight (10-22-16) and it hit me harder than most of what I write lately. I'm thinking about making it into a short story that talks about... stuff. I don't know. This is set in the same exact universe that my Scorpio's Legacy story is set in BTW. I just felt like I needed to write something and... well... here's the result. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2016
Scorpio's Legacy reviews
A young mid-western gamer goes on a camping trip with his friends one October and is thrown against his will into the Mass Effect Universe 12 years before Eden Prime. Follow Scorpio as he fights to find a way to survive over a decade of strife, try to find the truth behind his Legacy, and possibly find companionship in a young Prothean researcher on the way. (Scorpio/OC) SI
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 279,777 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Liara T'Soni, OC, Nihlus K., Aethyta
Drifter's Journey: Dragon Age reviews
See what happens when a mid-western gamer that was dropped into the Mass Effect Universe years ago and survived is given a 'choice' to help save the Dragon Age Universe from ruin as well. Starts after the events of Scorpio's Legacy Book 4, jumps into Dragon Age: Origins and will go through Dragon Age II and Dragon Age Inquisition as well. (No romances have been decided yet) SI
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,556 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Bethany H., Leliana, Morrigan, The Warden
Murder for Murder
Garrett Hawke vents his rage at Quentin, the man that murdered his mother and used her corpse and spirit for his necromancy. (M!Hawke/Merrill)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Quentin, Hawke (M), Merrill - Complete
Blood and Desire in Equal Measure reviews
Garrett Hawke, Merrill, Fenris, and Anders confront a temptress kidnapping templar recruits inside the Blooming Rose. How I thought it should have happened. (bloodmage Hawke)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Anders, Hawke (M), Fenris, Merrill - Complete
Blood-Scar reviews
Blood-Scar, an ancient weapon forged by a powerful Bloodmage of unknown origin. Follow its creation and how it fell into the hands of the Hero of Ferelden. (Dragon Age: Origins)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2014 - OC - Complete