Poll: (closed) Thank you all for your feedback! It's so nice to have people as passionate as myself about writing stories. :) I figured out what I'm going to do, but still I have no idea how long it'll be before I start it. I ask that you please be patient with Scorpio's Legacy. It's going to be finished, I promise you that. Have a great day everyone! Vote Now! |
Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Age, and Mass Effect. Welcome to my page! I'm sure by now you probably realize that this isn't just another profile page on FanFiction.net, its a scam to buy time so our virus's can successfully upload into your personal computer and/or mobile device to steal your personalized data and take over your life! :) (sarcasm) My friends and family call me insane, my dog agrees, he's a doctor. If you can read this, your not an alien, OR ARE YOU? I'm going to say this plain and simple, I have never gone on a date in my life and I have no personal history being able to talk to a woman that I wasn't forced to work with just to make the groups even. :( (sarcasm) Most of the fanfiction you will read on this page was well thought out and typed and re-typed multiple times, so many times in fact that my keyboard screamed that it needed a break and stopped working. :) (sarcasm) If you can understand what I mean by, "I've lived for half my parent's entire lifetimes and I think I'm more mature then they are." Then you my good man/woman are probably a teenager. I have been stalked three times in my life, all by woman when I was in Elementary School. All of them were classmates, and you know what I learned from all that? Life is crazy and it might just be better to say that you don't like a person named Kelly when she walks up to you and hugs you for no reason, then wait for three years to pass and tell her she's a psychopath for suggesting you kiss her. (Yes I said Psychopath, I was ten and had a HUGE vocabulary, and no I still haven't kissed a girl yet.) The first day I joined this site, I sat down and wrote a poem about this site. (sarcasm) Also, if you've been frustrated by my strange way of writing and separating thoughts and paragraphs lately I finally found a good way to do it. New topics start a new paragraph most of the time. Now that I've found a good way to write things I'll be going back to revise the random assortments of the first five chapters. Seriously I was terrible in the last few, thanks for staying with me regardless. :) If you know someone who hates reading, copy and paste this into your profile page, then tell them you did it. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. (re-posted from 'Blood-Hawk-531's profile) According to the description above, I'm a girl. (Men can be sensitive and want this without being attracted to men) And I waited for three years to repost this, I'm doomed to die alone. :( (sarcasm) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (I've been a personal victim of eighteen of these so I understand, and don't ask me which.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Used to) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun" If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy and paste this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. Survey? One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four? Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there? Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television? Four: Without looking guess what time it is? Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Eight: What are you wearing? Nine: Did you dream last night? Ten: When did you last laugh? Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Twelve: Seen anything weird lately? Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz? Fourteen: What film did you last watch? Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you: Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do. Eighteen: Do you like to dance? Nineteen: George Bush: Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously? (Sits back into a comfortable leather recliner with a wine glass of Vanilla Coke-Cola in one hand and an omni-tool in the other) Hello all! I Imagine you didn't take my profile seriously until it GOT SERIOUS. If you believe everything you read you shouldn't, everything you read above that had '(sarcasm)' after it was a lie. (Sips from wine glass) Yes, a lot of people lie in the real world, and I'm one of them. (Takes another sip before swirling the dark liquid and smiling deviously) Or am I...? (omni-tool beeps) Oh! My next story's done cooking in my subconscious! Well, duty calls! Enjoy! Everything that I write about is owned by Bioware, except my personal characters I add and any experimental technology I might insert into the stories in the future. RESULTS ARE IN!!! Poll results for Darien romances in DA:O and II (Total of 49 votes, 9 of them unique) In the DA:O portion of Drifter's Journey: Morrigan and Leliana are tied! Morrigan (6) Leliana (6) Erianne (3) Solona (2) Flemeth (2) Anora (2) Zevran (1) Female Elf OC (1) Female Dwarf OC (1) Mage OC (1) Dragon Age II portion of Drifter's Journey: Isabela and Bethany are tied! Isabela (5) Bethany (5) Merrill (4) Aveline (1) Female Elf OC (1) Female Dwarf OC (1) Mage OC (1) |
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