Hello my real name is Noah. I don't write much but I might if I'm up for it. I have a lot of spare time, so if I can I will update my stories ASAP. Don't want to sound like a pervert but I like a story with a good lemon.

I am a HUGE fan of parkour. I love dubstep.

Favorite Movies:

1. Ice Age

2. The Maze Runner

3. Alpha and Omega

Favorite Games:

1. Minecraft

2. Call of Duty

3. Infamous 2

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.