Steph From Hellhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. About me... My name is Stephanie and I like fanfics, after stating the obvious I'll expand the information. I like Harry Potterfanfics (sometimes I indulge myself in other kind of fanfics, but nonekeepme glued to the pcmonitor like those!) Favorite Pairings: Hermione/Blaise (you just have to read this!) I'm currently working on a few ideas that might become a fanfic or two...or three...:) Feel free to check out my favorites, they're all good I swear! My Blog: www.livejournal.com/users/wittypixie/ Cheers! |
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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Fate by Trinity Marquise reviews
“Oh, come off it,” Hermione snapped, irritated at him for being such a prat. And irritated at herself for getting irritated with him so quickly. And irritated because her hot chocolate was getting cold. Just irritated in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Quite The Knight In Shining Armour by Kshetra reviews
Pre HBPWhen Hermione Granger is saved from a rather unpleasant future, her hero is none other than a very,very relucant Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The seven sins of Harry by Flametongue reviews
Harry stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters, each one representing a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Hell with: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Finshed stop reviewing. Read Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy, it's a lot better. :]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One True Love by Kanami reviews
A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much Series by Aznyx reviews
A series that your parents should not catch you reading. Conversations may not be what they seemed. Harry Potter characters learn that the hard way. A series of funny oneshots. Mature content. Read with caution, but you won't regret reading it. 4 updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005
Ancient Runes in the Modern World by silvernatasha reviews
Sixth year continues in the sequel to 'The Importance of Ancient Runes'. Of course, nothing ever runs smoothly, especially when you're at Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat wanted unity between the houses - this probably is not what it had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Particularly Difficult Night by Beringae reviews
And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
You Need To Lose Weight, Granger by Wings of Jade reviews
Caught in the act of staring at none other than Hermione Granger, Malfoy has to think of some excuse for ogling her...DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
In The Least Likely Of Places by lavender baby reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Hermione has never been needed, Draco has never needed anyone. So when she takes a trip to find herself and stumbles across her old enemy-turned-good in need of help, will she realize that the key to herself is in him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do What You Have To Do by LittleBird427 reviews
The Ministry has enacted a new Marriage Law and Hermione isn't exempt. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,741 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Knocking On Heaven's Door by namistai reviews
[IchigoRukia] Rated R for language, sexual references (later on). A look into the minds of our favorite female Shinigami and the ever scowling, hot headed Ichigo and their complex relationship. Because they shouldn't fall in love. UPDATED 040405
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004
The Imagination of Blaise Zabini by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Blaise Zabini's fantastic daydreams begin to merge with reality, and a certain Gryffindor heroine becomes involved. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Make a Wish by thirty2flavors reviews
A wish" “A wish indeed. That’s how it works. You lose an eyelash, you’re granted a wish.” A little bit of fluff, with childish!James and denial!Lily. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sick by zarah joyce reviews
You hate her! You hate her so much because she made you love her so damn much.” There's no pain more cutting than unrequited love. My first standalone RP fic, with DHr side pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only They Know by Like Weiss on Rice reviews
What is it like to lose the world in which you once lived? To lose the people you loved? To lose your identity? What would become of your future? Only they know.(KagMir)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,447 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Kagome H., Miroku
White Christmas by Rurouni Star reviews
[GerogeHermione][oneshot] When Hermione goes out skating early in the morning, she does more than take a fall. And George Weasley does more than just warm her up a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2004 - [Hermione G., George W.] - Complete
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Obon with my Priestess by Like Weiss on Rice reviews
Everyone has left Kagome behind… all except Miroku that is! But wait! He is going to Moushin’s to celebrate Obon and Kagome is going to tag along – how will they spend their time together? (MK, Challenge, One-Shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Fred and George: A History by maraudette-kim reviews
Property of Fred and George Weasley
WARNING: chapters ahead may contain some seriously funny stuff! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND ANY PERSON WITH A HEALTH PROBLEM. lol jks just R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - George W., Percy W.
Don't Speak by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in St Mungo's unable to move, with his jaw wired shut. How will Hermione, an intern Healer, take advantage of the situation, or will she do nothing at all? Updated 1114
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tempting Propositions by KissThis reviews
At the ten-year reunion Hermione gets made a tempting proposition. Romance, lust, and snarky comments ensue when Hermione finds herself with Draco Malfoy as her new boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Importance of Ancient Runes by silvernatasha reviews
Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Up to No Good by Rurouni Star reviews
[LilyJames][oneshot] Everyone seems to be up at two am. James laments this fact as a certain Head Girl discovers a very interesting piece of parchment lying on the floor of the commonroom...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2004 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
To Partake by Sailor Panda reviews
Ah, the many powers of ramen - able to vanquish hunger, sway a stubborn arguing hanyou...and sidetrack a great youkai lord! Is there nothing this dish can't do?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Babysitter by The Literary Dragon reviews
[COMPLETE] Kagome agrees to help out Sango when Kohaku falls ill. She'll take Sango's babysitting job in exchange for a big favor sometime. Only one problem, Sango forgot to tell Kagome who she's babysitting for. Will it be love or hate at first sight?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,779 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Something for Nothing by run and hide reviews
A random story where boys cry, frogs attack, and Voldemort searches on Google. Just kidding. Or am I? Review and you'll recieve a big cookie. REVISED CHAPTER 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Our Lady's Ankle by Random Minion reviews
The story of Draco’s ankle fetish. A whirlwind of emotions and the accompanying confusion surface when Draco discovers he has feelings for Hermione. (DMHrGRW) NEW CHAPTER: Obsessions Can Be Detrimental to Your Self-image.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,307 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cashmere and Terrycloth by KissThis reviews
Hermione and Draco, after getting in trouble for a scene on the Quidditch Pitch, must stay out of trouble to keep their jobs as Head Boy and Girl. But in order to do that they get stuck in a small enclosed space together for an entire night. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger, 23, Underpaid Ministry Employee by Pommekitty reviews
Hermione Granger is underpaid, not that unappreciated and, unfortunately, single. Blaise Zabini is suitably tall, dark and handsome and works as an Unspeakable. Eight-legged fluffy rabbits, eunuchs, purple hair and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Hermione G.
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cursed Touch by Rurouni Star reviews
[MK] Kagome leaves the Feudal Era behind along with a smoking crater of a hanyou. But dreams plague her with darkness and a horrible feeling of imminent death... [complete]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - [Miroku, Kagome H.] - Complete
Draco's Inheritance by Plastraa reviews
HermDraco Hermione Granger has made some mistakes but none worse than this, she owes Draco Malfoy a favor, and he is only too happy to collect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Unpleasantries of Life by barbieQUE reviews
Waking up next to Draco Malfoy may seem like a fantastic surprise. Not to Hermione Granger. Until, he tells her she's in his top 5. [Please read and review]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Next Big Hit by barbieQUE reviews
Hermione, now a successful journalist at Lipstick! magazine has a new assignment on her hands. To interview Hollywood's Next Big Hit, but he seems all too familiar ... [Please read and review]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drunk & Disorderly by Metallicafangirl reviews
Slytherin Secret Services meet once a week, and hand out tasks. This week, Blaise has gotten a particularly difficult one....One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Seven by Metallicafangirl reviews
Hermione has to survive a week of Arithmancy lessons, potentially insane stalkers, annoying Housemates, stolen seats and forgotten homework, and remain sane throughout it all. She might survive, she might not. Let's find out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G.
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Malfoy presents: Sunshine Day by Nichneven reviews
Draco has a new addiction. Can he find a cure before he loses his sanity? How do the Trio, the Chamber of Secrets and the Brady Kids fit into all of this? Ah, only reading shall tell!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
The Silent Snake by Metallicafangirl reviews
COMPLETE By chance and possible bad luck, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini get stuck in the Room of Requirement for four hours. Will it be the start of a friendship, or will they tear out each others throat's?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,757 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Gossip reviews
I've decided to torment you to the very end of your days, he said and he bloody well meant it, Malfoy pulled her into a tangle of gossip,love,business, and shameless flirting and now that she feels that the whole school is after Hermione, she cant get out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.