hey you guys!!

I know you know who we are; Eruraviel and Miluiel in the HOUSE!! WHOOT!!

Just because you people want to know...

General Information

Names: none of your fucking business (but you can call us your pimp daddy and your sugar bitch (lolz))

Age: Old enough to sneak into gay bars... (oops) : ))))))

Genders: We are of the female species... believe it or not...

General Location: Our brains in the ghetto

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco and/or Draco/Harry (Eruraviel: Don't even get me started on that one...), Harry/Lord Voldemort, Harry/Tom M. Riddle Jr., Harry/Marcus, and Oliver/Percy.

Naruto

NaruSasu/SasuNaru (We have had many epic battles over who truly is top. I, Eruraviel, believe that Naruto has the rights to be on top in this relationship, while I, Miluiel, know for a fact that Sasuke was destined to be on top. E: You don't know shit. You seriously do not know what you are talking about. Naruto is the true top. He is the SEME. Not only does Sasuke have uke in his name, but he saw his parents die and became vengeful. He became weak emotionally. Emotionally weak means that his mind is weak and he therefore doesn't deserve top. M: Say what!? Girl, you don't know what you talking about! For one thing, when you have to resort to using the fact that "uke" is in sasuke's name, you know that you're getting desperate. You can't help what you're named!! Anyways, you say Sasuke's mind is weak? Well, what about Naruto's mind!! He grew up hated by basically everyone with no parents, and he grew up craving the love that only a dominant Sasuke can provide. BURN!! - E: Fine, I'll stop for now... but you'll get it later... MWAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH!! Anyways,

NaruNeji/NejiNaru, GaaNeji/NejiGaa, NaruGaa/GaaNaru, ShikaNaru/NaruShika, and NaruSai/SaiNaru.

Star Trek

JIM/SPOCK!! ALL THE WAY!! They are perfect. End of story.

Chekov/Sulu is a good option too though... but Jim/Spock pwns.

Lord of the Rings

Frodo/Sam, Legolas/OC (if written very, very, well), and Legolas/Gimli (it's not all about appearance bitch (they can be oddly cute at times...)).

Death Note

L/Raito (Light for you people who don't understand), Raito/Mikami, and Mello/Near.

Kingdom Hearts

Riku/Sora, Zexion/Demyx, Seifer/Hayner, and Axel/Roxas.

Crossovers

Harry/Legolas, Sesshoumaru/Snape, Sesshoumaru/Harry, Harry/Edward, Harry/Jasper, Johnny Storm/Peter Parker, and Harry/Alucard.

We plan on writing at least a couple of stupid one-shots, because lets face it, we aren't professional writers. Either way, please review or make us cookies!! We would seriously appreciate it. We don't mind flames, unless the flames are totally stupid. Like, that pairing sucks. Or, you don't know how to write for shit. Well let me tell you, if you want to flame, you tell them what the hell that they did wrong with the piece of work. If you actually bothered to read this, we thank you mucho(ly). Adios, and don't worry, we will whore ourselves out. LOL!