Hey Peoplez!! Its Me! (Yea Yea, I know, not too exciting)

Also, I'm Copy pasting so funny stuff I read on other people's profiles, sorry if you don't want me to, just tell me and I'll take it off

Name

Ummm..wait, hold on...I know this one...

Age

A number between 1-115

Hometown

Some where on the Earth!

Favorite Quotes

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foot prints on the moon

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slaming a revloving door

When things don't go right, go left

Cereal killer- a person that sits in front of a bowl of Fruit Loops going DIE! DIE! DIE!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces

My pet rock died today

Save the world, it's the only planet with chocolate

Don't follow me, I run into walls

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plan your revenge

I fall UP the stairs as well as down, now that's skill

In case of emergencys, run like hell

Be alert, the world needs more lerts

People say I'm weird, I tell them not to be jealous

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three types of learners out there, those who learn from observation, those who learn from experience, and those who actually touch the fire to see if it’s hot

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor that steps back to admire his work

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

It’s a combination of jazz and funk, junk

The closer we are from danger, the farther we are from harm

Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the dead bodies

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

i text ppl sitting next 2 me

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - NO

FanFic Quotes

He was quickly starting to disappear into the crowd. I jumped to my feet and ran after him. "Uh, Hey! Kid with the cigar!" I yelled. He quit walking and turned around. "Me?" he asked. I nodded and stopped jogging a few feet away from him.

"Look. Me names Racetrack Higgins. You can call me 'Racetrack', or 'Race', or maybe even 'Track'. Hell, you'se can call me 'Higgins' if ya want. But 'Kid wit da cigar' ain't gonna cut it." He retorted. I grinned and started to laugh, but I choked it back.

-mush14meyers

Quiz

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8.You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9.you think about how stupid you are for reading this list.

10.You were too busy to notice number five.

11.you actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12.And your laughing at your stupidity.

13.Put this in your pro if you fell for it.You know you did.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The majority, the practice of legal (it was a dictionary)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My sisters chair, the air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Idk, the news??

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

5:57

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:03 (Damn…)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom and sister talking, my grandma washing stuff

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier, to go to school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The line above the survey

9. What are you wearing?

Stupid school uniform

10. Did you dream last night?

Me punching this annoying guy at school (lol)

11. When did you last laugh?

Today

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ohmigosh yes! i was in the bathroom and i saw this weird magical device that had a person trapped in it, she looked almost exactlu like me and she coped all my moves...it was creepy!

14. What do you think of this survey?

Funny

15. What is the last film you saw?

Chaos, Good movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

What I wanted to buy

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Do you know something about me? …STALKER!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

There is so much messed up stuff in this world, I don’t know where to start

19. George Bush:

The idiot who started a pointless war

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Riley

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dylan