Hi. I mostly use Wattpad, sooo...

Don't mind me.

This is from The Silver Night Fury

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"
HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find New Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear My Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) and cry once they see it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3 read and write HTTYD fanfic'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Month one:

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long.
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat,
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four:

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy!
HELP me!

Month Seven:

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Heaven.
God is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is from Kandyloverland

I'm that girl.
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who always wonders what she did wrong.
The one who writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her value.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

This is from WritersWayOfLife

PLEASE READ THIS!! ITS IMPORTANT!!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm into ANIME, so I MUST be into HENTAI and masturbating to it.
I like JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be a crazy fan who is obsessed with him.

Don't you just love Stereotypes?

FanFiction is for...

People who have a pen and know how to use it.
People who want to be in that story themselves.
People who have no other way to express the ideas in their heads.
People who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
People who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Those of us who don't feel accepted.
People who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, or Odd
People who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
People who get funny looks for reading in class.
People who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
People who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
People whose favorite characters always die.
People who hang onto dreams.
PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT, BUT DON'T CARE.

This is what I don't think I can do very well but I am still trying.

The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.
No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.
Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.
If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.
Never, ever deliberately trash a person because their writing is bad!
Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Do not steal ideas.
Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you'll do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I have never been in a relationship but I'm crying... he seems so innocent and sweet...

Type your name with your knuckles:

c250358

Type your name with your nose:

dffdfddc250358 (oh god that was hard)

Type your name with your elbow:

c250358

Type your name with your eyes closed:

c250358 (I was counting and dizzy oh my thor)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Chrizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Sea green dolphin (what? also btw I wanna sword)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Shin-Yi Shan Kwong Road

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Wanchwei (lol my moms last name is 3 letters long)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Electric Blue Dr. Pepper (Great name)

Frost blue milk (uh...)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Hniencg

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother middle name):

Xiaopeng

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

Book: The Book Thief

'Her dead brother.'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My belt

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Modern Family

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

10:10 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

10:15 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Silence

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming back from viola class

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fanfiction.net

9. What are you wearing?

Harry Potter pajamas (my first fandom ever)

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

This afternoon

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

My whiteboard filled with nonsensical stuff, my wallpaper, fandom stuff (I wish :( )

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does finishing my homework before 10:00 PM count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh

15. What is the last film you saw?

Home Alone 2 for like, 10 seconds, otherwise, HTTYD 1/2 (O forgot which) for full, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them for half

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A fandom portal (to go to any fandom I can- ACTUAL UNIVERSE!), as many fandom websites/apps as there are (School of Dragons, Hogwarts Mystery, Amino, Wattpad, this etc that I find)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I think of a million ideas for each chapter I update and I have not finished a single book, fanfic or not

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

1: Have the universes that fandom operate in within access 2: my parents not get on me about reading

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush.

WHaT? I DOnT UnDErsTaND

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Astrid or Sophie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Percy or Harry