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Beginnings by tentativewriter reviews
A place for multiple beginnings of different stories that may or may not become multi chapter fics one day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 40,321 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 23h - Published: 8/17/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
MEMORY by MaricelChacon reviews
A lonely woman who doesn't believe in love; a powerful, wealthy man who does, and a broken, but brilliant artist who has loved only one woman in silence for thirteen long, lonely years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/17 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Persephone's Freedom by TalkingSalad12 reviews
Sakura is a med student. She has heard of the tale of Hades and Persephone, but soon learn of the unheard tale that came after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Anatomy by loonymoony17 reviews
Sakura is a first year pre-medical student at Konoha University. Completely absorbed in her favorite hobby of reading and her relentless habit of studying, she is convinced that she will have no time for boys during her college experience. Enter: Uchiha-sensei. AU. Student!Sakura. Professor!Sasuke. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,776 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/2 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sweet, Sweet Devil by drawingdownthemoon reviews
Sakura knew there would be a culture shock moving from the warmth of California to the cold streets of New York. What she didn't know, however, was how easily she would find herself falling for this stranger despite every instinct in her body telling her not to. But the truth is it cannot be helped once you've become the targeted prey of this sweet, sweet devil.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,159 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/15 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Ghost Stories by ViiA01 reviews
Sakura didn't believe in gods and monsters and demons. But when she is pushed down a well to unlock an ancient seal, Sakura has no choice but to play a centuries old game where the players aren't human. But these aren't the demons of myth, not twisted monsters, not minor gods. They're older, darker, than that. And they aren't the only ones with an agenda. MultiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,361 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U.
puppy love by moonvalentine32 reviews
To help pay her way through school, med student Sakura takes on a third job as a dog walker. She doesn't quite have enough room in her schedule for eight dogs—or their highly eccentric owner, for that matter—but she'll make it work. [modern AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,721 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Gratuitous Title Here, Please by Kwahzutah reviews
Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Hidan, Akatsuki
Trial and Error by Manhattan Chase reviews
[Saku/Sas] - AU - Slow Burn - Life as an associate at Konoha's most revered law firm was hard enough without Sasuke Uchiha showing up . . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,080 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Stitch in Time by anoceaninthesun reviews
Kaguya has been defeated, but it's a shallow victory for Sakura Haruno, who suddenly is sucked into the past without warning. Struggling to find her footing and a way home, she finds something more...a place among legends. And quite possibly, love. Founders era Sakura-centric/FoundersxSaku Eventual polyandry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 329,185 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
A Cornucopia of Conundrums by zunaira ghazal reviews
"So what you're saying is; you had a one-night stand with some yakuza lordling and now you're pregnant with his baby?" SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,642 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
E n d e a r - m e by VoltaireZamora reviews
Sakura Haruno, an age-defying jutsu gone wrong, and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 156,442 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
My Mother's Doll by Badger94 reviews
"She had been cursed to die, but he had found a way to preserve her. His obsession had terrorized her for five millennium - and she had tortured men who looked too hard into her stone eyes, with a love they could never have. For she would never be their's to have, only their's to stare at. But he had not preserved her without a way for him to reclaim her." Itachi told his brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U.
Flesh & Bone (Glitter & Gold) by jaylene reviews
In which Sakura inadvertently becomes a part of a dragon's hoard. Correction: *dragons'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 4/18/2018 - [Sakura H., Toneri Ō., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.]
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 641,141 - Reviews: 9397 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Bravery Abandons Ship by Once Upon A Time I Died reviews
She hates him, fears him, might love him. He loves her, can't understand her, might hate her. He's sorry and it's painful and it's them, all them. Tomione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Optio by Ripsi reviews
As the cheers of other tenants roared on through the night I stood there on the day of January 1, 2001, with Albert Wesker smiling up at me. Mortal. "Felix sit Annus Novus, Claire." Undergoing some reconstruction. I do not own any rights to Resident Evil. Construction in progress everyone!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,193 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.]
The Dominatrix by underthefacade.chan reviews
Sakura never expected that going on an S-ranked mission to a country ruled by women and with three of Konoha's hottest and most powerful shinobi as her harem would be her worst assignment yet. In which Sakura's understanding of the shinobi world is completely changed. Rewrite in process. [Sakura-centric] [Non-massacre] [Reverse harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U.
Amaryllis by silverfootsteps reviews
Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 279,846 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Ultimolu reviews
Alternate Universe: She was a highly decorated officer with experience under her belt. He was a cold, highly decorated officer with even more experience under his belt. When their world collides, all hell breaks loose. Can they ban together to bring down a drug cartel, or will they end up killing each other first? Rated T for some language/violence content.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,167 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] [Chris R., Jill V.]
Absence by Ciule reviews
She fed the green flash of silent death into the Time-Turner, willing it to go somewhere, to a time where she could change all that had happened, a time where she could stop this madness. A time where she could put an end to him too. But, as it happened, he had other ideas. Time travel, Tomione, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,113 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
ginseng and honey by WhisperedSilvers reviews
"And I, so wanted to be wanted by you." —Shisui-centric ; Shisui/Sakura ; Itachi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/21 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Shisui U. - Complete
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 118,347 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The pharaoh's beloved by magnolia11 reviews
Archaeologist Sakura Haruno's life goal had been to find the betrayed pharaoh Sas-suk's tomb. However, things take a turn for the worst when the pharaoh awakens from his slumber seeking vengeance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,430 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Summer Job by TanuSherry reviews
[PRE RE1] Claire Redfield decides to moves back in with her brother Chris for the summer, but on one condition - she must get a job. Though what she wasn't expecting was being hired as the RPD receptionist, and having the ever cool Captain Albert Wesker as her boss. Well, she did say she wanted an unforgettable summer. ClairexWesker [Warning: strong language! *for now*]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,253 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 11/10/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Cherry Blossom Alternative by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Sakura Haruno is given the mission of protecting Asura and Indra's reincarnations; Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,724 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Study Date by Dragon'sHost reviews
Sakura and Shisui have gone on a lot of dates for people who aren't actually dating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.]
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Hydrangea by VelaEridanus reviews
Sakura investigates all things that goes bump in the night. She gets hired by the Uchihas to investigate the famed Uchiha Manor thats been haunted and been closed off to any outsiders. But one man stands in the way of her learning its secrets; the very attractive and aloof Sasuke Uchiha. SasxSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,730 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
You and I by ViiA01 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke's relationship through the eyes of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 7/24/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
you can't wake up (this is not a dream) by jaylene reviews
Sakura loves him, but she'll do what is right for Konoha even if it means her own unhappiness. It just doesn't seem that Hashirama is willing to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 7/15/2018 - [Sakura H., Hashirama S.]
Inheritance: Tumblr prompts & More by VesperChan reviews
A collection of oneshot writing prompts all on the subject of inheritance or something else from tumblr, each one a story unto itself. Sakuracentric with multiple pairings. Request are managed on tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,407 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Complete
peccatophilia by A.Lovely.Villain reviews
Hermione has a terrible secret. The past won't let her go. Neither will her brother. A tale of obsession told in three parts. AU Tomione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,201 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/5/2018 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Knights of Walpurgis by bloomsburry reviews
Dumbledore sent Hermione back forty-five years in the past, in a particular time and place that would be very convenient for her. And by convenient, Dumbledore meant sending her right in the middle, when Tom Riddle and his first Death Eaters were still soaking in the hot spring. ALL WET AND NAKED. Hermione nearly had an aneurysm the moment she saw them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 8/23/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Abraxas M.
Twenty Shades of Granger by bloomsburry reviews
After she had taken a new House-elf under her wing, Hermione had never expected the elf to give her a present during Christmas. So one Christmas Eve, after she had unknowingly ingested a lust potion during the ball, Hermione couldn't stop herself from pouncing on the man, who had been tied up, blindfolded and gagged when she had arrived in her Head Girl's Dormitory. DUBIOUS CONSENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G., Draco M.]
New Beginning by tobiramas reviews
Self-love & acceptance in the face of romance: Sakura doesn't deem herself worthy of love, and Sasuke doesn't either - doesn't even think he's capable of it. So instead of trying to find love, Sasuke does the thing most similar to it: restore the Uchiha clan. But his plans are disturbed when he overhears the woman he planned to do it with moaning at the hands (pelvis) of another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,449 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I search my skin for the entry point (where love went in) by jaylene reviews
Sakura's stuck in a new world with unfamiliar words written upon her skin. Those words are about to become entirely too familiar to her. Soulmate!AU. HashiSakuMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S.]
The chase by Smerup100 reviews
Sakura was never known for having much tolerance for Hashirama, but now he was really pushing it. Even when she break all his bones at once he still comes back. Really this was all Madara's fault...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Sakura H., Hashirama S.] Madara U.
The Man from the Picture by Marquise de Nile reviews
Uchiha Sarada was raised by her father, but she has many questions about her mother. The man from the picture is the key to finding out the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,223 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U., Sarada U.
Atom Trails by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
The wings of a thousand butterfly effects cut her until she bleeds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Come Undone by BrendaBites reviews
It starts with Ginevra and her constant whining about a girl named Hermione, and it only takes one look at said girl to convince Tom he wants her. When Hermione acts indifferent to him, Tom's actions are questionable. Dark/AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Paradox by Valerianna reviews
Sakura, a 21st century female, was reborn was a merchant's daughter in an ancient time period, who was picked to be a concubine in Uchiha Household. Basically life is hard. Sasusaku Weekly updates :))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,397 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bits & Bobs by jaylene reviews
A small, dusty collection of drabbles and short stories from my tumblr [thefreckledone] that don't quite belong anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 186 - Words: 74,239 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Sakura H.
Dark Horse by ViiA01 reviews
Shisui was playing a dangerous game. She was the object of his uncle's obsession, the Pink Haired Witch to the West. Immortal and dangerous, she was the epitome of everything Madara could not have. And all Shisui could think, was that her eyes were stunning when she smiled. (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 4/19/2018 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.] Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Bubble by ViiA01 reviews
Unlike his skittish clansmen, Shisui doesn't mind the hospital all that much. He gets to slack off without looking like he's slacking off and sometimes, if he's very lucky, he gets a pretty pink haired medical ninja to patch him up. And whether he let Itachi hit him on purpose... Well, he'll never tell. (AU) Fluff piece.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/28/2018 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.] - Complete
The Valley of the End by SouthSideStory reviews
There is a place where two legends once fought, a valley that saw their lifeblood spilled. And in Konoha there is a monument, a stone face shaped out of the golden bluff, which honors the champion—the Second Hokage: Uchiha Madara. (AU in which the Uchiha rule Konoha. SasuSaku. NaruHina.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,172 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Where it Happened by Sariasprincy reviews
He was the new head of Cardio and her new boss, and though she thought him a little full of himself, it seemed there was more to the famed Uchiha Itachi than he led on. Not that she could claim her life was that uncomplicated as well. ItaSaku. Modern AU. Grey's Anatomy AU. Rated M for mentions of adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,876 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
You Are My Fate by Shyyynobi reviews
Unknowingly, they bound themselves together - in past lives and the next, their souls will traverse through time. M. MadaSaku. Time Travel. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,812 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Fluff Fridays by Karma's Slave reviews
Collection of Fluff Friday stories. based on Prompts from tumblr. Most of the time it will be Sakura x Multi depending on the prompts. however that won't always be the case. as this will be also General posting of Naruto Drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Sarada U.
Weapon of Mass Destruction by SEchelon reviews
One and a half months after Chris Redfield returns from his mission in Africa, his little sister, Claire, packs her bags and intends to go to the very same place. She joins TerraSave in order to help with the cause, but what horrors await her there?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 208,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 12/24/2011 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] [Chris R., Jill V.]
Bittersweet by Juniper11 reviews
She stood between them and always would. Two brothers. One woman. A great love. Who knew love could be such a pleasure but bring so much pain? ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,106 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Forest Fire III by moor reviews
Sequel to "Forest Fire I, II". University AU. Sasu X Saku X Ita x Mada x Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Saviour by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Her first encounter with him was when she was just thirteen years old, on a mission gone wrong. He saved her team. Since then, Sakura had crossed paths with him a handful of times and each time, he seemed to be protecting her. Who was this man? What did he want with her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 406,965 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
21 steps to make him fall in love with you by Blackfan Diamond reviews
When Ino came to Sakura with a magazine that would teach 21 steps to make a guy fall in love with her, the pink-haired ninja knew that this time she would definitely succeed in making Sasuke-kun fall for her. SHORT-FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Meet Resident Evil by rockof90 reviews
Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games. Reviews appreciated. Latest Chapter: Ethan Meets Mia and Jack.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 80 - Words: 63,448 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 11/22/2008
Shades by Elle.One reviews
Sakura crossed time to the Warring States Period after Sasuke left her. Thrown into a war that brings the Uchiha and Senju together against a common enemy, she fights with them to create a better future for her friends. The sharingan she came to see again in her journey belonged to Madara Uchiha, and from then on those eyes never made her fear anything ever again. Time Travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,467 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [Madara U., Sakura H., Tobirama S.] Izuna U.
The Pink and White Drabbles by SilverIcy reviews
Sakura felt like that she was about entering into the twilight zone when she stumbled upon a scene of the dead kumo ninjas' bodies surrounding a dying konoha shinobi. AU/Time travel. Non-Chronological Drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sakura H., Tobirama S.
Dear Foolish Little Book by Leafa Jewel Rodin reviews
Itachi records his thoughts in a diary. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Itachi U.
Red and Black by littlevamp reviews
Claire decides to visit Chris at work between classes. She thought things would be fine and dandy, until she met the infamous Captain Wesker. Chris is already on his hit-list, and Claire might be next. One Redfield is bad, but two? Wesker loves the challenge. Takes place during STARS. Let's see where this story goes...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,087 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 180,247 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Anonymous Presence reviews
[Drabble Chapters] Tom Riddle tries to woo Professor Granger during the winter holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 12/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Unwanted attention by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(Time travel) Stuck between a war, a clan full of suspicious sharingan users and two very interested Uchiha, can our pinkette find a way to get home without drawing unneeded attention? -MadaSakuIzu- (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,657 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Madara U., Sakura H., Izuna U.] - Complete
Past is Prologue by ForgottenDream12 reviews
"It was your plan to die, was it not? Since you want death so badly, I'm unwilling to reward you with it." Sakura is sent back in time by the Rabbit Goddess as her punishment for trying to kill her and to possibly finally let Kaguya's family, at least her grandson, enjoy a piece of happiness. Unwilling to fall in love with Madara, she had her memories taken away. Time travel AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,723 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - [Madara U., Sakura H.] Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
A Yakuza's Gratitude by Volurin reviews
Sakura Haruno saved his life. How does he repay her? By kidnapping and making her his mistress of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 237,778 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Steadfast by PeeblesPls reviews
When an ancient deity crashes your wedding, you'd think it would be a joyous occasion. But Kaguya didn't come bearing blessings or even a wedding gift. The Rabbit Goddess is out for blood and no one is safe. Especially Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,807 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Gal Friday by KuriQuinn reviews
"Haruno Sakura is the most stubborn, forward-thinking and competent assistant I've ever had, despite the mutant forehead," Ino informs him. "And you would be a fool if you let someone else snatch her up."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
ichigo ichie by sunrises6 reviews
There is always an invisible distance separating them. But, Tobirama thinks, it's a gap that no one else can come in between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Sakura H., Tobirama S. - Complete
Scheming with the Devil by serendipitessa reviews
AU. Posing as Itachi's lover wasn't as easy of a job as Sakura originally thought, and it only got more complicated when work started coming home with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H.
Stumble by writer168 reviews
Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 296,592 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sasori, Kisame H. - Complete
Dead Men Tell Some Tales by plvto reviews
"So we're supposed to be, what—good guys this time around, un?" There's a thing about cliches—the reversal is also often true. Sometimes you either die a villain, or live long enough to become the hero. In their case, they had to do both. Akatsuki Time-Travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Hinata H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 4,956 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Thousand and one by Torikki Jinx reviews
Amidst the bustling and newly built village of Konoha, our founders have these random and sweet moments with our favorite pinkette in the center of it all. How will these three compete? Or is there a competition in the first place? Continuation of the Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
The Awful Daring by the general girl reviews
She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Madara and the Sleeping Beauty by Marquise de Nile reviews
Burning down enchanted forests and waking up comatose princesses – for Madara it's all in a day's work. [MadaSaku Weekend 2017 prompt: fairytale]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/25/2017 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
In a Past Life by Sariasprincy reviews
Everyone heard the fairy tales growing up; that each person had a soulmate - someone who was bound to them through every life. It was a silly dream, a fantasy children clung to until they were forced to face the realities of the shinobi world. Sakura had never imaged the stories would be true. And never imagined her other half would belong to him. MadaSaku. Soulmate AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
The Everyday Adventures of William and Albert by Iamdanny0 reviews
Just a place to store all the Wesker & Birkin one-shots and drabbles that stick in my brain and don't really fit in my fanfic 'My Little Wesker'. Enjoy.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
Bring It On by Sakura'sInnerHoe reviews
"You know, just because I'm going to be your vampire wife, it doesn't mean you could boss me around you hairball!" "Hn" "You maybe the alpha, but let it be known that I rule over you Uchiha" "Yah right, you think you could take me on?" " I don't think, I know so bring it on fluffy!" Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,307 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Samsara by KuriQuinn reviews
Sakura's words die in her throat as the man's eyes shoot open, and the coldest red irises she has ever seen meet hers. She is hit by a wave of terrifying certainty about two things right then – that she knows these eyes better than any other and that, if he wanted to, this man could stop her heart with just a look. [Part of the Legacy of Fire series]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,116 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Indra Ō. - Complete
Lacrimosa by Katana Star reviews
When the Uchiha clan invades the Haruno village, they seek the daughter of the infamous Blossom Bandit in retribution for her crimes. Sakura struggles to protect her village while simultaneously trying to avoid being captured by the Uchiha. Before she knows it, she is caught between the perils of society's warring caste system. Pseudo-feudal era AU. SakuraxUchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,788 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
The Beast's Flower by JeffC FTW reviews
For years, there have been frightening tales of a winged man-beast roaming the nation's countryside. What will happen when this monster is connected to a long-missing young ninja who abandoned his village for a terrible lust for revenge? His best friend and the girl who loved him never gave up on him. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,865 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Flip Side by KuriQuinn reviews
"This is probably the most useless thing you've ever done to get my attention," she informs him later, as the sun begins to set. "And considering you shaved your head that time Chōji told you I liked boys with short hair…" [Road to Ninja Coda]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Menma U. - Complete
Grin And Bear It by KuriQuinn reviews
"It's nice to see that she's gotten over her infatuation with you." "This isn't funny." In which Karin is over-protective, Sakura is amused and Sasuke broods. [Part of the Legacy of Fire series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Karin U. - Complete
Uchiha Queen by TheCuriousCashew reviews
His freedom came at a price when he left the village and now he needs her. However, to his dismay, she's already started to move on. Will he try to win her heart once more, or will untold truths tear her away from him before he gets the chance? The future of the Uchiha clan relys soley on them. Sasusaku. Set after 'The Last'. Multi-chap. Rated T for some mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Thank You by royaltyofaurorablue reviews
'Sasori was going to pass away. Sakura was going to watch him die again.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Geis by xi.writes reviews
When medical student Haruno Sakura picked up an antique silver locket at the local flea market, she never expected it to be an ancient magical artefact. Now she's the hapless master to a menacing assassin demon with a thousand-year-old killing curse. ...Is it too late to adopt a cat instead? (A Halloween-inspired AU, told in drabbles.) /COMPLETE/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Drabbles and Such by OfPaintAndOil reviews
In which Sakura is just done with everyone around her, no matter the universe or situation. Or: a series of short drabbles of various Sakura ships offered up for your enjoyment. (To not be taken seriously in any way whatsoever.) (You have been warned.) I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE PROMPTS AT THIS TIME. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kimimaro K., Akatsuki - Complete
How To Use Cutlery The Correct Way by EmeraldNorth reviews
"And besides, why should I help you after you assaulted somebody with a fork?" "That's not true!" She continued pouting. "It was a spoon." He sighed. "Alright, why should I help you after you tried to dig out somebody's eyeballs with a spoon?" Tenten is too impulsive for her own good sometimes. [One-shot; Light NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ZetsuSaku Request from Tumblr by moor reviews
Crack. ZetsuSaku and... complicated UchiSaku. Request from tumblr - i wish you would write a fic where Sakura and Zetsu fall for each other, and the Uchiha boys don't approve. Violently. DONE. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Tea Party - Rose Trim by moor reviews
Fluff Friday fic. Kisame is called in to protect the prized treasure of the Uchiha. Mafia!Uchiha!AU. Very silly. Rated 'T' for language only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Madara U. - Complete
Trouble by LzzysGoneAWOL reviews
His heart wasn't always black, not when she held it. When he smiled, it was for her and it was true. He was a man under it all and she saw him before the darkness consumed him. He was a monster, but he hadn't always been one. AU where Wesker had a soul and fell for a pretty little redhead that could kick his ass.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 9/3/2013 - A. Wesker, Leon S. K., Claire R., Ada W.
Who by Strawberry9212 reviews
Sakura. Men. And secrets. What more could you ask for? SakuMulti. Multiple Pairings. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,863 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Robot Lady and the Cookie by Inked Canvas reviews
Itachi ordered a robot. Sasuke has to bake cookies. Sakura thinks she's just above it all. CRACK FIC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Tribute by SouthSideStory reviews
For the first time in a hundred years there is a chance for peace between the Senju and the Uchiha. This is what Okaasan tells her, when Sakura asks why she has to leave home. (SasuSaku and ItaSaku)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Turning Over A New Leaf, or, How Fugaku Got His Groove Back by moor reviews
Fugaku x Sakura. 'Smut Monday'. Widower Fugaku announced to his sons his intention to withdraw as clan head. He gives them a timeline to get moving on their search for a perfect mate before he realises they're aiming for the same woman. When Fugaku ends up taking their place on a mission with a mysterious ANBU kunoichi, he's enchanted... until she disappears. The search is on!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,335 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Sakura H., Fugaku U. - Complete
he's got game by indraaas reviews
Shisui is actually paying attention. SasuSakuShi. /collab with thir13enth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
The Break of Dawn by Torikki Jinx reviews
She wasn't a hero, she knows that. She wasn't legendary, like all of the men and women in her life were. But, world be damned, she will make this work. She will make sure that everything will work out. She was always the one to fix her boys' problem after all. Even if they're not there anymore, she was always the one to fix their problems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,566 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Nightmarish Dawn by VesperChan reviews
A curse eater, an Uchiha clan, a history neither party fully understands. Once more it is Sakura's duty, privilege, and curse to come to the aid of the Uchiha in a way only she can. AU. Sequel to the Nightmarish oneshot. Uchisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., Madara U. - Complete
The List by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Mikoto is ready for grandchildren. The elders compiled a list of eligible women for Itachi. He isn't looking forward to it but if he must then he shall. He is going to work his way through the list. Surprisingly, a certain kunoichi isn't on it. M-later chapters. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
The Unseen And Bittersweet End by LightThePyre reviews
There is plenty of redemption, arriving in many forms. Even those who are Unseen can have access to it, just as long as they're strong enough to bear the price.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U., Sarada U.
Tears of Kaguya by Porcelain.Memories reviews
Having to conduct a complex investigation of paranormal activity requested by his old friend Orochimaru in his newly inherited historic mansion, Professor Jiraiya has a week to build a team of people with extrasensory perception to help him uncover its deepest secrets. But they must be aware, for 'Tears of Kaguya' might shroud a far bloodier secret than they anticipated. HORROR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Ten, Team Gai
Wayward Priestess by amrynini reviews
How she got called a priestess, is something she had no idea about. She did know she's not where she's supposed to be. But she helped, and healed a lot regardless of that fact. She helped some random kid from getting mauled by a boar, too. That kid was Ashura, little brother of Indra. And can Sakura just say that they're both really adorable. PLOTLESS(?)ONESHOTS! TimeTravel!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Sakura H., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.
Thief of Hearts by MaryRoyale reviews
The Snakes were one of the most vicious gangs in Victoria's London, and Rabastan Lestrange was one of Tommy Riddle's most loyal followers. When he stumbled upon a member from a rival gang trying to get fresh with a what appeared to be a lady's maid... he had no idea that he was about to lose so much more than his wallet. Rabastan/Hermione. Victorian!AU/Mafia!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Hero, Nerd, and Sakura by ohtheregoesmygrades reviews
Sakura Haruno was not society. Kisame always knew this. Itachi needed some time to figure it out. AU (No endgame couple, just some fluffy crushes) Originally published on my Tumblr blog.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sakura's Love Types: Alphabet Challenge by ohtheregoesmygrades reviews
It's another Alphabet Challenge! Each one-shot will feature Sakura Haruno and a different letter from the alphabet. Most of the one-shots are romance but there are a few gen/family/crack one-shots thrown in when there was no character that matched the letter. LESBIANS and queer themes are found in some of the one-shots-you've been warned. Some AU, Some Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Sakura H. - Complete
The real heartbeat by Porcelain.Memories reviews
HE is the irresistible VAMPIRE Prince who rebels against the sacred rules of the immortals. SHE views SUICIDE as the ultimate liberation. On a faithful night, they meet. And he comes with an alternative choice in lieu of death: in exchange for her blood, he pledges to fulfill her dearest wish: "Teach me...how to feel alive." She asks for the impossible, but love is unpredictable.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 200,745 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
thousand years by qwynethh reviews
"Once upon a time; there was a girl and there was a boy. Now, this girl loved this boy very much and would share the world with him. This boy loved her back, very much so and saw her as the world itself. They may not have lived a lifetime together but they had a thousand years."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U., Indra Ō. - Complete
Rose Gold by planless reviews
When Sasuke finds Sakura's phone lying in his fridge he just knows it will be one of those days. Who ate all the pickles? Why is Shisui wearing Sakura's sweatpants? Why is Neji texting him and what's that rumor about Sakura being engaged? Follow Sasuke on an epic journey as he slowly unearthes the answers to all those questions! [OS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
the connector by jaylene reviews
my stories for madasaku week 2016.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/26/2016 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
The red canary by Zasztra reviews
AU M for later chap. Chris was dead...Claire couldn't believe it. She closed her eyes and wished that it all was just a bad nightmare, but Wesker's sinister chuckle shattered that illusion, it was all real. Wesker X Claire. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,522 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 6/19/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
The Great Equalizer by RedSmileyFace reviews
Alternate Universe: The immortal warlord, Emperor-Hokage Uchiha Madara, has lived and dominated for over five hundred years. He has evaded that which makes all man equal: death. But perhaps there is another thing that can bring him down to the level of fools: love. MadaSaku. Kakashi is Sakura's uncle. Character deaths, and hence, a not-so-happy ending, child abuse (not explicit).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Fluff Fridays by jaylene reviews
tumblr prompt fills for fluff Fridays. feel free to prompt me at thefreckledone over on tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Curse by Rebeca13 reviews
For an Uchiha, love could come anytime. But when it would happen, the person would be stricken to the ground in the cruelest manner. It was also well-known that Uchiha love – as in husband-wife type of love – only once in their life. That's why Madara couldn't fathom the situation. #madasakuweek2016 #dayone #curseofhatred
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Sakura H., Madara U., Mito U. - Complete
Crimson Drops by Embers N Ashes reviews
"You've failed yet again, Kakashi." He said with a victorious smirk. His arm pulling Sakura closer to his form. "You could have never kept her from me for long. It was only a matter of time." Kakashi's worst nightmare had become reality, and as he gazed at the girl he considered his daughter he knew he had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Kaizen by tanabatadreams reviews
It was her, she was the one. He'd always known that. But after a lifetime as an avenger, living only for hate, this love inside him felt foreign. Unnatural. His mind's instinctive response was to reject something that didn't belong in him. But every time he looks into her eyes and sees the same love he has seen in them since he was twelve, he wishes he were a different man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,956 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Forest Fire II by moor reviews
Sequel to "Forest Fire". University AU. Sasu X Saku X Ita. After Sasuke inexplicably broke up with her when he leaves for Oto, Sakura throws herself into her school and social life. Friends like Ino, and surprisingly Itachi, are there to help her along the way. Meanwhile another threat, in the form of unbalanced Uchiha Madara, stalks her, ever nearer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,677 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Hokage Sakura by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Naruto-verse. Based directly on tumblr user itasaku's "Hokage Sakura" post. Sakura is Hokage, and Itachi is her faithful ANBU attendant... who is trying desperately to get her attention. Rated M. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Letters To A Psycho by Tsukiko hoshino reviews
In which Itachi pens more or less a love letter and gets a response.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Secondary by eriah reviews
Uchiha Shisui is determined to find Itachi a girlfriend. When Sakura steps into the picture, he gets a wild idea to bring the two unsuspecting people together. Unfortunately, things aren't so simple. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Brothers by VesperChan reviews
Sasuke felt unequally low in his heart and knew, that for as long as he lived, it would be a challenge to feel as terrible as he felt when his brother announced to their parents the name of the girl he intended to court. ItaSaku Sassaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pink Happiness by MizukiYukiko reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Uchiha Fugaku was not against his sons marrying outside of the clan. He was not even against them choosing a bride of civilian background. But did his eldest son have to choose someone with…pink hair? ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non Massacre. 50 shinobi theme 19. applesauce.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/25/2015 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] [Mikoto U., Fugaku U.] - Complete
Strange Love by kraziibunny reviews
They were in love; it was just a strange type of love. A type of love that involved trying to kill each other. Drabble fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Ups and Downs of Naruto Fanfiction by Kaito The Shadow Wrya reviews
The good, the bad, and the 'what-the-hecks' of Naruto fanfiction all in one. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura One Shots by UNCPanda reviews
Previously 80 day challenge Part 2. A bunch of Sakura one-shots with a bunch of different pairings. Pretty much any pairing under the sun, I take requests.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Sakura H. - Complete
Empathy & Apathy by DespiteGatsby reviews
They're tearing up holes in the house. They're tearing their claws in the ground. They're staring with blood in their mouths. They tumble and fight and they're beautiful.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Sacrifice by Lost Violet reviews
Claire Redfield stikes a Faustian deal with Wesker and suffers the consequences of her selfless sacrifice.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,562 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker
For those kinds of nights by pyro-rocketeer reviews
She would go for a walk, late into the night, when the stars glittered protectively over the village. Non-massacre. AU. Rated for some swearing. Changed summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,857 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fireworks by Sanashii reviews
Non massacre/AU: In lapse of momentary weakness, he found himself smitten with her doe eyes and mischievous smile. And the grace behind her monstrous strength.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Sakura Love by CherryPoPzzz reviews
Sakura Haruno one-shots with any pairing you wish for. Tobirama, Naruto, Tobi, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Obito, Minato, Madara, Shí, Hashirama, Kakashi, Indra, Ibiki, Shisui, Karin, Deidara, Ashura, Jashin, Shikamaru, Darui, Orochimaru, Gaara, Kushina, Shukaku, Sasuke, Haku, Kimimaro, Konan, Hiashi, Izuna thus far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Minato N.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Paranormal Activity: The Konoha Ninjas by HamatoDani27 reviews
First Naruto fic! Takes place during Shippuden. Rated T for all sorts of things. A strange mission. Sakura's not impressed, people are argueing and, wait, what's that thing?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
potage d'alphabet by Mellow Lellow reviews
She liked to eat her alphabet soup in order like the OCD person Naruto was convinced she was. But she believed each letter stood for something. That each letter held a story. N was for Noob. Alphabet series of one-shots. Main pairings of ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 275,488 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nightfall by Rainfox88 reviews
Pre-RE1, slight-AU. Claire comes home to visit Chris for the holidays but gets caught up in a dangerous game of cat and mouse with Albert Wesker after discovering dark secrets. She can't call the law; he is the law, and she can't tell Chris. She is trapped...ClairexWesker. Slight ChrisxJill. (Undergoing revision/rewrite before adding new chapters 2/4/19)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,525 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] Chris R., W. Birkin
Crane Wings on Windows by woochann reviews
"I bring you news. A group of men have traveled here from Edo to bring you a new servant. They believe you would take interest in her." ... His eyes glanced back at the girl, "What is your name?" She spoke but one word, "Chizuru." Kazama/Chizuru FEB. 2015: Re-mastered and updated!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,389 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Y. Chizuru, Kazama C.
The life of an evil, genius mastermind by eventful reviews
No, seriously. It isn't easy being an evil, genius mastermind with an ambition to become God when when you're surrounded by idiots and have a grinning, creepy looking, prankster and a blind guy always babbling about justice, for subordinates.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2015 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Cage of Misery by Zasztra reviews
Claire Redfield boards a train to meet her brother Chris and old friend Leon. But with her bad luck, she finds herself on the same train as Albert Wesker. Wesker x Claire. Complete. M rating for the last chap, just to be safe.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,882 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Seduction by Mia Fitzpatrick reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has decided that his second wife will be someone intelligent, sensible and independent. He already had the perfect candidate. The only problem was Sakura Haruno refuses to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,138 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unas Damas by White Ogre reviews
[AU] Four ladies, four questionable dating lives, and a desperate need to find happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,155 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Tenten, Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors by Shikigami-angel23 reviews
A series of letters from the Naruto characters complaining about cliches/pairings of fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U.
Hey, What Are Friends For? by africana reviews
"You don't know it yet, but you're in love with Sakura—" "I'm n—" "And it's our duty as your friends to help you in your romantic endeavors."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aizen Runs Out Of Hairgel by ValentineRevenge reviews
Aizen runs out of hair gel and must postpone an important battle as a result.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - S. Aizen
Relaxing by Stardust413 reviews
It's been years since Sakura last saw Sasuke on that horrible night of his parents deaths. In an unexpected turn of events, he has shown up once again, bringing pieces to a puzzle he will need her help to put together. SasuSaku, possible lemon. AU. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Heart of the Enemy by WorksofArt reviews
After the events of Rockfort Island, Claire reunites with Chris and all of her closest friends, everything seems just in place, but everything that's good has to come to an end; Claire finds herself yet again in the hands of the Blonde tyrant. (Rating may change over time.)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,232 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Run(a)way by Love Is a Myth reviews
Sakura Haruno become Tsunade Senju's assistant, the Runway magazines Editor in Chief. She learns about the fashion industry and the people who lead it more than she would like; Karin doesn't eat, Kakashi's not gay and McDonald employees charge tip? Spin off of the movie The Devil Wears Prada. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Tsunade S., Karin U. - Complete
Poetry by Kusuriurii reviews
The world is not always seen in black and white. [100 themes - o64. Smile] [Madara x Sakura, MadaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 59,254 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Bloodbound by anatagasuki reviews
He loved her so much he wanted to drink from her until she drops dead. [Formerly Preference]
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Juri K., Rido K. - Complete
Serenade by Poppy Grave Dreams reviews
The epic romance of Sakura and Sai. Or, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Sai
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
All Hallows Eve by mel-dickinson reviews
Halloween night and the gang is up to no good yet again. Party at the Redfields with strip poker, a visit from a certain police officer, and particular set of video games that sends the group wondering... M for Language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,538 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Steve B. - Complete
Gambol by Katana Star reviews
While returning home from a mission, Sakura finds a lost and confused child in the woods. Can she help return the child home? Events take place post war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
A Third Chance by TK Grimm reviews
[SasoSaku] When given a strange book from an old friend, Sakura unlocks the doors to her past lives. Both of them. On her third chance at life, maybe she can use the information to help her achieve what she could not before. Mostly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2007 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
The Most Beautiful Butterfly by Acidwing reviews
After all the transformations, Aizen and Hogyoku have a little chat. CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2014 - S. Aizen - Complete
Back In Time by LadyHitachiin reviews
Sasu/Saku* She had to go back with one main goal: to stop Sasuke from betrayal. Yet the closer she got to him, the more he seemed to make her goal harder, with his want for strength and his growing attraction for her. How was she to keep him when she was his main competitor? Rated M for many reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,824 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Water Quota by Fire0770 reviews
A collection of letters letters between Aizen, Gin, Tosen and The Espada. When you are living in the middle of a desert, water is the last thing you would expect to see. In order to compensate for this, the inhabitants of Las Noches have to take it in turns to go on daily water runs. Unfortunately, Aizen didn't anticipate just how incompetent his arrancar can be...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 178 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Tousen K., Espada
Heart Out by TheOpenedWay reviews
(Generation Swap, Oneshot, Non-Mass) Itachi isn't very excited to meet his genin teammates or his sensei, but when a pink haired medic introduces herself Itachi decides that maybe things won't be so bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Holidays Albert Wesker! by summersunny reviews
Everyone's favorite psychopath Albert Wesker is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future and they take him on a journey through his life. Yeah this story is so original! lol! :)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2014 - A. Wesker, Jake M. - Complete
No Longer Weak by LadyHitachiin reviews
Sasu/Saku* She found out who she truly was and with that came new instincts; the need to protect and the desire to mate. The longer she was around him, the more those instincts roared to be fulfilled. But her heart won't give in so easily for she was no longer weak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,434 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Arms Of The Devil by AngelInTheDark19 reviews
It's been a year since the outbreak in kijuju,chris's normal life began, then an important mission will change their lives, Claire,Chris, together with Leon, are sent to investigate Laba,a hidden village somewhere in germany,finding The Redfield's worst nightmare Albert Wesker. Claire found out where she is... In The Arms Of The Devil... Will she loathe him more or love him?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,435 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Be As One by sjcrown3 reviews
It was his dark expressionless eyes giving way to a haunting grief that drew her in, and it was her dauntless approach, unforeseen but not unwelcomed that sparked his interest. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Just A Little Lost by LilithiaRW reviews
Because I love rare couples. Izuna and Sakura oneshot. Poor Sakura is lost in time and gets captured by the Uchiha clan. "You can put that pointy-thing away now. I don't bite." She said dryly. "It's called a kunai." "It's called sarcasm." Sent back two hundred years and the Uchiha clan still had no sense of humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Sakura H., Izuna U. - Complete
Approval by sasusaku779 reviews
She managed to get the big diamond rock on her hand, but Sakura discovers the hardest obstacle was to come...the approval of the finicky relatives Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Of Dark and Light by Poppin' Roxin reviews
Something so small happened during Sasuke's curse mark transition, and now he won't let Sakura out of his sight. She can only watch hopelessly as he merges with his dark form into someone unrecognizable, not sure if she likes it or not. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,393 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Third Time's the Charm by Thirrin73 reviews
A collection of three-sentence drabbles of various pairings and plots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H.
The Puppy Situation by FruitySmell reviews
There are a million and one ways to court a girl. In Neji's case, he had to run over her dog first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,856 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Penny For Your Thoughts by meowdersmap reviews
A series of drabbles written in the point of view of several Akatsuki members after the arrival - more like capture - of a certain pink-haired kunoichi. One Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki] - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Unlikely Alliance by ShadowForceSilver reviews
Shortly after Claire leaves her work assignment, she is drugged and taken to an underground maze. She encounters Wesker, and the two pair up retluctantly to fight their way out of this new trap complete with a new danger. . . or die trying.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker
A Better Time by merinxD reviews
Sakura and edo tensei Itachi are given the opportunity to change the sands of time - To kill Madara after his fight with Hashirama 100 years before, and change the future as they know it. Now Sakura and a living Itachi will have to deal with the consequences of their actions in a peaceful world where they are inextricably linked, forced to learn memories that they know nothing of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,926 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 400,314 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tearing away by ProjectMelody reviews
Claire Redfield promised, swore to her brother, Chris, that she would visit him during her next summer vacation. It was the summer of 1997, when true to her word, The Brunette girl arrived in Raccoon. If only she'd known that the summer she would spend there, would cause her so much grief... A Wesker/Claire pairing, with a side pairing of Chris/Jill. Rated: M for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R., Jill V., Chris R.
Diagnosing love by inner soul reviews
In which Sasuke is obvious, Sakura is oblivious and Naruto is omniscious. Love in the daily life of medical residents. AU drabble series
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The One That Got Away by MizukiYukiko reviews
Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stories of Us by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31: He was a poor boy when he met Sakura, and although they still don't live the comfortable life, he's rich because of her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In another World by MissCherryVampire reviews
Feelings never change. So even if I wake up one day in an alternate universe...I would still care about you... A series prompted by Road to Ninja. "Bitter sweet jealousy" Cover Image by Maximum99. Go and check her out on DA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,131 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage Sasuke by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sakura's reaction to Sasuke saying he wants to be Hokage. /Sakura-centric/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tree Tops by wickedprince reviews
She threw a tree at him. A TREE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Miniscule of Pink by Miss Unfading reviews
AU. I don't know how to grab your attention...but read me anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Survivor's Guide to the Apocalypse by Faerlyte reviews
One falling chunk of space metal later and priorities everywhere had been reduced to simply surviving to see tomorrow, and hoarding the last of the toilet paper. Easier said than done in a bunker full of Akatsuki. With the resident Blue Fish and the filthy Leaf traitor, Itachi Uchiha, as Sakura's only allies, the future was looking rather grim. Hold onto your limes and Vitamin D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
With Piercings so Deep by BleachedSakura reviews
"I know you don't like me." Sakura said and smiled through her tears. She flinched when he leaned down. "How naive of you, kunoichi, to say something so bold." His lips moved closer to hers. "When really," His voice was husky, seducing in every form. "You have no idea."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein, Madara U.
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Why Aizen Kidnapped Orihime by Sariniste reviews
A retelling of the Aizen and Orihime scene in chapter 249 of the manga. It's finally revealed what Aizen really showed to Orihime, and at last we learn the true reason for Aizen's betrayal of Soul Society, and why Gin and Tousen followed him. Pure crack. One-shot drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Uchiha Of Honor by Silly Orihime reviews
:ONE SHOT: When a crazy blind Uchiha discovers his ex BFF is about to marry the love of his life, Sasuke must put his silliness aside to stop a wedding. Warning: Characters are very random and out of character! Rated T for totally random and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
vermiculus atrabilious by Bunnyshade reviews
Six months after Code Veronica incident, Claire is working for a small group to bring down Umbrella, she is unknowingly a pawn to be used and discarded, the target? Albert Wesker of course, How are they going to use Claire to capture a God? Dark, twisted and surprising. Weskerxclaire completely. Suggested intense themes, Smut is the reward in later chapters.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Darkness Becomes Her by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring. And thus started one of the most famous, loving, and enduring marriages the world has ever known. Hades x Persephone
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Hades, Persephone
Heavy in Your Arms by Knune reviews
Their relationship can never be normal, but they have each other and normal is overrated anyway. Claire/Wesker. Companion pieces to Running Up That Hill.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
The Cherry on Top by JohnnieKat reviews
Wesker has finally found the key to creating his perfect world. He needs her, and although she may not know it yet, she needs him. However, Chris refuses to let Wesker have his way and sets out to stop him. With a battle on the horizon, who will prevail? I DO NOT own Resident Evil or any of its characters, Capcom does. Rated M for future chapters and violence/language.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Were You Thinking? by Mustsleep reviews
Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Attractive Mystery by Random Racoon City Resident reviews
Claire Redfield stops by the her brother's work to get a ride home, and briefly meets Captain Wesker. He's quickly forgotten, until Claire stumbles across something no one was meant to see. She's under his thumb, and her life is threatened, along with her brother's. She has to obey his words, but she always was too stubborn for her own good. Rating may change. Pre RE 1
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Claire R., A. Wesker
The Midas Touch by Checkmate 24601 reviews
She is the dream of every alchemist - the Philosopher's Stone, the means to turn the basest of metals into gold. She is the Hougyouku in the Flesh. [Taken from my other work 'Fairy Tale Gone Wrong']
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Fifty shades of Noir by RFTDZ reviews
Story lightly inspired by popular novels should be obvious right? An AU story that follows Claire as she falls deeper into a dark fantasy that she can't seem to let go. Who is Albert Wesker and why is he so difficult to understand? Pushing through fear and pain Claire desperately holds on to every glimpse she can get into the dark man's past. WeskerxClaire
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Letters from the Heart by greatduwangs reviews
Of tea, stabbing and villains. Aizen writes letters to random people, from fans to Hitsugaya Toshiro to Tite Kubo, and he means what he writes from the bottom of his heart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - S. Aizen
Unplanned by i.am.moi reviews
Everything has been planned. All of our friends helped me to prepare everything because I want this evening to be perfect. But I didn't expect this to happen. Not at all. AU.SASUSAKU.OOC (edited ver.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eau De Nil by Lilac Queen reviews
Seiichi Haruno wants his youngest granddaughter to start a family of her own. Sakura is convinced that she'll escape his trap, until one kiss from Sasuke Uchiha brings everything crashing down. SasuSaku. AU. Beta-read by Kanryu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,764 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dabbled: Sakura and Itachi edition by Perfect Beauty reviews
A series of one shots based on prompts centered around Itachi and Sakura.Stories include: Fluff, AU/ non-mass fics.Updates every Sunday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Through the worlds to You by Kit2000 reviews
A young girl comes to Kyoto to study History. She lives in her sensei's friend's house, but starts to feel some strange feelings towards the owner's son-a young and handsome man with deep azure eyes. A Saito/Chizuru/Chikage fic.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Y. Chizuru, Saito H., Kazama C. - Complete
Smackdown by moor reviews
MadaSaku. Modern AU. Crack!fic. A trip to the mall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Don't Mess with the Kid by Freedom and Hope reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Messing with the CEO's kid is bad. Messing with Sasuke Uchiha's kid is even worse. WARNING: OC and serious Karin bashing. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Those Quirky Quincies by Roxius reviews
A multitude of little gag-stories involving the Vandenreich characters from the recent chapters of the Bleach manga. There will be more chapters in the future as the manga progresses, and not just about the Quincies only either. Chapters vary in length. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vandenreich
The Cool Off by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU Somehow, neither Sasuke nor I could grasp the concept of a "Break Up".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
In The Town Of Tokyo by DuckyNinja reviews
It was just supposed to be a one-night stand but who knew it would only take them seven days to become engaged. "You need a woman in your life Sasuke." "I do have one." Sakura's face was marred with shock, "You do? who is it?" he returned her gaze, "You."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How to care for your SOSUKE AIZEN Unit! by ChaoticOKMA95 reviews
Hey there valued customer. Thank you for your purchase of the AIZEN Unit. Please read this guide so that you can learn how to care for your very own Unit. Rated T for Language. No flames please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2012 - S. Aizen
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 211 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ignorance is so not bliss by inner soul reviews
Karin never thought that she, smart and beautiful as she was, would be proven wrong. AU Karin centric, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/1/2009
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Who am I really? by ForbiddenSnowflakes reviews
How one piece of paper can change your life? Trust me, it can if it tells you were adopted! See what is going to happen when Claire finds one! Story is better than summary ;D
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,519 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Origin by Dark Promise reviews
Rated M for later chapters that will contain sexual content. Takes off a twist to RtN. Sakura has to stay one step ahead of Madara or be risked being found out. Living in a different time-line makes it a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Ever After by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twilight, Tears and a Whole Lot of Glitter Paint by NekoDoodleInc reviews
Momo discovers the 'wonders' of Twilight and decides to organise a play version with members of the Gotei 13 as the cast, much to the dismay of well...you can guess who. Crack, tears and a whole lot of glitter paint ensues.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen
House of Leaves by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Roads by charmed7293 reviews
Talking to his parents was everything he ever imagined talking with his real parents would be like and then some. - He wasn't the Sasuke from her world, but he sure as hell gave her hope for him. Set in "Road to Ninja" world, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coexisting by neon kun reviews
Vampires and Humans coexist. Her own hatred denies the feelings that rose and her mind appeases. He did not need a perfect romance. He only wanted her to be by his side. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Same Team by ForbiddenSnowflakes reviews
It had only been a few months since the 'death' of Albert Wesker at that treacherous Volcano. But since he's been reported dead, he has to work his way back up under a different alias. Joining Terra Save seemed to be the best option in his situation. AU
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
KIRYU ZERO: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by diciassete reviews
The long-awaited, Kiryu Zero's Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual! Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own KIRYU ZERO! This manual will ensure that you don't get murdered the moment you unpack him or any night he finds you sneaking into the bed, yawning, while he's still half-unconscious! \Several double entendres!/
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Zero K. - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
through the looking glass by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wesker's Angels by Phoenix-KaZ reviews
A bunch of skits starring Jill, Claire, and Ada. My attempt at humor. May develop into a story with plot! Sucky summary is sucky. 'T' for language and minor perverted things.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ada W., Jill V.
Cinema by Miss Dany reviews
The first time they had seen each other, he was 10 and she was 8. She had been shoving Sasuke's face into the sand for stealing her coveted four-leafed clover and he had been standing there watching and laughing at the fate of his baby brother. For StormDragon666's oneshot contest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
The Black Hawk by KatMaxKu reviews
Shisui's final moments. Outtake to TGTS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Kind by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Hashirama and Mito didn't have the 'normal' kind of love, and it didn't spring up overnight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
KURAN KANAME: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by diciassete reviews
Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own KURAN KANAME unit. You might want to read this to ensure your survival, by the way.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kaname K. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magic of Love by KiiroIka reviews
It sucks to get locked up inside a dark, stuffy janitor's closet. None of them could breathe and think properly. No, neither of them are claustrophobic. It just really sucks when you're stuck in a small space with the person you loathe and despise with all your heart and soul. Rated T for language and a scene
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Letter's Between Uchiha and Soon To Be Uchiha by Lilac Queen reviews
Dear Sakura Haruno—soon to be Uchiha, I'd like you to know some things about my foolish little brother before you marry him. Your loving future brother-in-law, Uchiha Itachi. SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. Giftfic for SapphireRivulet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mesmerize by Aura reviews
Chizuru's pretending to be a geisha doesn't go quite as planned and when Kazama steals her first kiss she finds herself wondering why she didn't protest his advances more heavily. The blond demon is suddenly on her mind more than she cares to admit.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,739 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Y. Chizuru, Kazama C.
Another Day In The Winter by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
*Sequel to 'Another Day In The Fall'* Sakura gets sick. Madara's a worried mess. But is it more than just a simple sickness? "How are we going to deal with this, Madara?" "...Marry me." Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Mercenaries Boot Camp by Phoenix-KaZ reviews
Based on Mercenaries 3D. What do our favorite Resident Evil characters do in between numbered games? Join a Mercenaries compound and train their butts off! This fic follows the mercenaries' adventures... New title! Rated 'T' for the usual violence!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Captured by existence555 reviews
Sakura makes a deal with Madara. He'll spare her friends' lives, and she'll stay beside him as his queen. She never quite understood that she would never escape. World where Madara rules and Naruto and all are in hiding. Dark MadaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Free by existence555 reviews
Sakura's right back where she started, married to the most dangerous man in the world. Can she escape this time? Does she even want to? MadaSaku sequel to Captured.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fight For Something Precious by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Claire's Chronicle by ShadowForceSilver reviews
After Claire is captured and imprisoned at Rockfort island, she realizes that her nightmares will come back to haunt her. She also realizes that a shadow from her brother's past is beginning to pursue her, much more interested in her then it seems.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Blood Sings by KiwiMeMi reviews
A series of Claire/Wesker one-shots inspired by different songs. Rated T for language and a bit of blood.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choji:I'm Chubby and I know it! by Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan reviews
Choji Songfic and ONESHOT. LMFAO song: I'm Sexy and I know It. NO FLAMES. This is my first song fic. RATED T for language/suggesed themes. Chouji Sakura Ino Sasuke Naruto Kakashi Rock Lee Ino Gaara Zetsu Ten-Ten Tsunade Gai Asuma Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Chōji A. - Complete
The Vampire Bride by Cerice Belle reviews
Orihime dresses up as a Vampire Bride on Halloween and is kidnapped by vampires who mistake her for the real thing and take her to the Lord High Vampire Aizen who is looking for a Vampire Bride to celebrate his 500th Jubilee. Short story for Halloween.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Photo Shoot by Renaerys reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Date like Hell with Aizen Sousuke by Lonewingwriter reviews
Aihime, somewhat Canon setting, crack humor. Morals of the story: 1 Never date Aizen. 2 Never do experiment in the kitchen. 3 Never eat something from a pissed off subordinate. 5 Watch out for an in love Aizen. 6 Watch out for a pissed off Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
testing, testing by wordbends reviews
In which Sakura realizes that her best friend's relatives are all jerks. She reacts by throwing things. — Non-massacre AU; Shisui/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Life of Sosuke Aizen by Roxius reviews
After two and a half days deep within a drug-induced slumber, Sosuke Aizen finally awakens...and finds himself back in his own, normal reality, where he is nothing more than a jobless deadbeat with a mullet. AU. Now off hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 93,874 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Resident Evil: A Redfield Thanksgiving by EcoSeeker247 reviews
It's Thanksgiving in the Redfield house, and Chris and Claire decide to host a party. But what happens with Claire decides to invite one of Chris's old friends, as well as when Wesker and his allies decide to change their holiday plans & crash the party?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Chris R., Jill V., Claire R., Alexia A. - Complete
Stigmata by EchoCIDE reviews
"As I looked into the eyes of the devil, I knew that I had already fallen too far to get back up alone." Claire/Wesker. Details inside. Should have upped it to M and didn't so...it is now..Better late than never..
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
The Las Noches Files: Company Confidential by Sariniste reviews
After Aizen went down, a team of investigators visited Las Noches and retrieved his secret files. A series of "official" corporate briefings and memos, crack, humor, silliness. Requests and ideas welcome! Rated for language, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
The Epic Fast Food War by Cerice Belle reviews
The two biggest fast food corporations are at war! Only one lowly counter-boy, Ichigo Kurosaki, has the ultimate burger-making skills to defeat their enemies. Can he do it, or will he and his friends be fried under the pressure? Pure Crack! AU! On Hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
my Immortal by ehehehehehehehehe reviews
A songfic using My Immortal by Evanescence. Claire x Wesker. Hopefully you'll enjoy it. XD
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beatus et Ignotus by FelicisNight reviews
Post RE5. What do you do when someone turns up at your door, asking for help? What do you do when that someone is your worst enemy?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
McEvil by Keith B. Real reviews
Claire stops to get something quick to eat and sees someone she'd rather not.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Our Family A Drabble Fic by pleasestopstalkingme reviews
Drabble 5 is up! My cute little monster is angwy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bleach: The Sandcastle Contest by Cerice Belle reviews
All the Shinigami wanted was a nice, relaxing day at the beach. Unfortunately, that was what the Espada wanted too. So Aizen proposed a Sandcastle-Making Contest. What happens is anything but. Crack fic for the shenanigans
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Toxic by wanda lensherr reviews
Do you ever wonder what runs in Loly's head about the different females in bleach?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - S. Aizen, Loly
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Passion and Paperwork by existence555 reviews
Shikamaru, an intern, attempts to approach Temari, another intern, by passing all his work onto her. For a genius, he sure is bad at flirting. AU, ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
How to Respect Aizen Sousuke by OedonWrithe reviews
A memo to all of my minions. And any Soul Reapers that happen upon this as well. Some things need to change around here, and these are those things. It is mandatory that you read this, or I'll send Wonderweiss after you. - Aizen Sousuke.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - S. Aizen
Tic Tac's by Shadownip reviews
Something fun I thought I might share. It branches off from my other oneshot as well. Tic Tac's, such a lovely innovation created by humans. This is a story about Wesker's love for Tic Tac's. Humor.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 253 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Very Strange Weakness by RevengeOfThePhoenix reviews
Rewritten into a Two-shot upon request. I'm such an asshole for doing this to Claire: Wesker has her pinned down. What kind of torture does he inflict on her to make her talk? Only the worst kind! I don't own a thing. Capcom owns everything.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
The Fourth of July on Crack by Britt24xoxo reviews
What happens in Panama, stays in Panama... ...Crack fic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Outlaw by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angry by Maissekka reviews
Hidan wakes Sakura up. This in itself is a bad idea, but then he has tha gall to demand Sakura dye her hair. Why? One-Shot, HidaSaku HidanXSakura. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sakura's Soulmate by azurelegance reviews
Soulmate? Sasuke thinks not. Sasusaku. Mentions of Shikaino & Csaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shī, C - Complete
Better Than Me by gamershojo reviews
Wesker thinking of Claire as he retires home after the incident. Songfic to Better Than Me by Hinder. WeskerXClaire
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Just One Kiss Can Be Magical by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"I've always wanted to kiss a pink haired four year old. It's like a dream come true, I guess."Yes, and I've always wanted to f*ck an exotic haired girl in front a very powerful person so either you kiss her or I will."You don't rush true love, you know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Becoming by Eventide reviews
Third part of the series. Claire has been taken, for what and to where those who care for her can only guess.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Albatross by Hikarru reviews
Sakura, a mermaid princess, falls in love for Sasuke, a human prince. Sound familiar? Well throw in a corrupted albatross, an older mer-sister, and the prince of sharks. Now is it familiar? No? Good. Also has the pairing KarinxSuigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Most Important Person in the Life of the Sixth by Mustsleep reviews
-as told by that person, Shisui Uchiha. ItaSaku. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Training Grounds ThirtySeven by KatMaxKu reviews
Oneshot. AU. Nonmass. Haruno Sakura would have done anything to get her favorite training spot back, but she didn't realize the gravity of her determination...The outtake "The Black Hawk" is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
An Eggselent Project by Trever reviews
When four girls get paired with guys they can't stand for a mother/father egg project, the girls must journey through hate, love, silence, embarassment, and yolk to achieve the ultimate goal: A ! SasuSaku, HinaNaru, OcKiba, NejiTen. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
25 MadaSaku themes by chaosangel13 reviews
Rubber Ducks: Before Sakura could breath she was smothered in kisses from a man wearing power ranger swim trunks in a bath tub filled with vanilla scented bubbles and bright rubber ducks. God, Madara loved rubber ducks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Atarashii Inochi by e-addi reviews
After war in Konoha, Sakura arrives in Soul Society. After learning the ways of a Shinigami, how much will change in the Bleach storyline now that Sakura is involved? AiSaku / ByaSaku SakuraCentric
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sakura H., Byakuya K., S. Aizen]
Under One Roof by chiharu-tanaka reviews
Risa, 25, gets a job as Satoshi's secretary, ends up living in his house and to make things even worse, they don't remember each other! What happens when the two are stuck under one roof? SatoRisa COMPLETE
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - [Satoshi H., Risa H.] - Complete
Sasuke and Sakura: A Oneshot Collection by Levi Ackerman reviews
Chapter 1 - Naruto's New and Improved Sexy Jutsu - "Sasuke!" Sakura shrieked, "Look at me, damnit! I'm the real Sakura! Naruto, you baka, transform back!" - In which Naruto revamps his signature jutsu and chaos ensues! SasuSaku, minor NejiTen, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Long Lost Ventures Of The Heart by DespiteGatsby reviews
Challenge accepted! 100 word challenge, Resident Evil. Claire and Wesker goodness
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Perhaps Love by Mishil reviews
Her opponent cast a strange jutsu on her. She was taken back from the past and when she regains her consciousness she met the nineteen year-old Uchiha Madara. Madara & Sakura pairing. Requested by silversoma. Continuation is finally here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Illusion by Rainfox88 reviews
Post RE5. Chris and Claire try to help Jill heal, but then the BSAA hands over a man for Chris to supervise against his orders. Wesker, still alive, has hardly any memory. Claire starts falling for the new Wesker, even though darkness still runs within...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,596 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] [Chris R., Jill V.] - Complete
Financial Aid by ChibiLaryla reviews
Las Noches has a bit of a financial problem and Orihime has taken it upon herself to try to remedy it. But first her ideas must be approved by Aizen-sama...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
An Arranged Disaster by carakristine reviews
AU.//Princess Sakura and Prince Sasuke are arranged to be married. And neither is happy about it.//"I never thought I'd be making a deal with the devil." "Welcome to Hell, Princess."//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Nightmare Revisted by Maurelle reviews
Claire never thought that the poison from Antarctica would come back to haunt her. She never realized what it and its antidote were slowly doing to her body. Now she finds herself in the hands of a man she considers the devil himself wondering if she can
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,893 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Til Cuffs Do Us Part by Rainfox88 reviews
RE0. Can anything possibly get worse for poor Rebecca? She must work together with Billy Coen to get off the train of horrors. The thing is, she accidentally gets handcuffed to Billy! Now they must survive the train and each other stuck at the wrist! RebbecaxBilly
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,324 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - [Rebecca C., Billy C.] - Complete
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Consort and Queen by Deathcrest reviews
Albert Wesker ponders about his existence as a near-immortal man. Such luck sends his thoughts astray and into the subject of his own anathema and talisman: Claire Redfield.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
A Cat Named Wesker by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker
Blue Bloods by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ladies' Man by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Holla at me girl, can I hit that from the front?" *Insert awkward silence* "Are you sure this is a ladies' man phrase, Sasuke?" "Oh yeah, Lee...you'll definitely win Sakura this way.." Oh my. Other pairings included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Haven't Told You I Love You Yet by phoenix-dogs reviews
Duke Venomania's dying thoughts.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Gumi/Megpoid, Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
From A to Z by Soshite reviews
The Wesker and Claire relationship. Now alphabetized. A series of drabbles and ficlets centering around a most unlikely couple. AUs. Lots of 'em.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Ninetenths by Maurelle reviews
They say possession is nine-tenths of the law. For some, it is the law. Sequel to Paralyzer.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paralyzer by Maurelle reviews
Claire gets more than she bargained for after going to the RPD Halloween party. Pre-Mansion incident
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Tear My Heart Out by Rainfox88 reviews
Post RE5. WeskerxClaire. Claire stands before a grave...a grave that belongs to her brother. Her body is numb. Her heart is torn, and she wants it out. Then a man who is supposed to be dead comes to her and gives her a proposition she cannot escape from.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Claire R., A. Wesker] - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Busted: Special Edition by EmpressOfEvilBunnies reviews
Where Hidan and Deidara learn that leaving their sisters to live on their own was the worst mistake in the history of mistakes. "AND YOU'RE BUSTED!" "Wha?" Rated for Hidan and Sakura's shameful mouths. NOT YURI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Predator and Prey by Lamb Dinner reviews
AU. Vampires. Werewolves. Demons. Those were some of the few things that roamed the night…and him…he was one of them. AU. SasuSakuIta, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen. UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,331 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ai no Tsubasa by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
A Demonic Angel. He was her guardian and servant. He would die for her, and would kill on demand. All she had to do was tell him. He'd even love her on her command. AU SasuSaku inspired by the video made by ExquisiteKOREAN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,859 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
We Don't Need Marriage Counseling by kisukebenihime reviews
*Dedicated to my readers* "I'm telling you, this can really help us. So stop the whining because, whether you like it or not, we are going to marriage counseling. Period!" *MadaSaku*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Heart by ClaireRedfield'sbestfriend reviews
Claire believes Wesker is there because of her brother but when he refuses to leave even though his enemy is no where to be seen she starts wondering about his true intentions.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Hint Hint by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke wants to have sex with Sakura and of course, she just can't take a hint. "I wanna pop your cherry, and not the one that you're eating."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're Mine by pinkxraven reviews
Haruno Sakura lives a normal and happy life…until she becomes engaged to a possessive, Uchiha Sasuke. What a freaking hell! Sasusaku...A different kind of story…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Football by to.dream.of.a.wish reviews
Because us girls all know that we're guilty of watching football for more than just the game. SasuSaku. One-shot. Jealous Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Isn't That the Bad Guy? by AJlovesKakashi reviews
He was supposed to be dead. She was just going to enjoy a nice dip in the hot spring after a trying mission. Throw in a slightly abused Sasuke and a crazy author and you get a hilarious bout of trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Celestial by Wynth reviews
Somehow, somewhere along the road, Sakura fell in love with him. Her angel, neither seen nor heard... but felt. •?Saku / BLExNAR / AU / Threeshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Baby Uchiha by darkpetal202 reviews
Sakura just underwent quite the extreme labor...and Naruto is not making it any easier on her. The Lion King does NOT teach you how to hold a child. A story of the first born Uchiha baby, and the stupidity of the parents best friend
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Piss Off Albert Wesker by DespiteGatsby reviews
This is the result of a mind that is hyped up on Arizona raspberry iced tea, and a freaking Nature valley bar... at 1:30 in the morning might I mention. So, this is a list on how to piss off the worlds greatest villan. Use wisley.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - A. Wesker - Complete
The Descent by Wynth reviews
Once upon a time Aizen was a normal man; a mortal. He experienced pain; fear; insanity; love; weakness; betrayal; excitement... and death. Now he wants to erase the only thing that links him to all these pitiful emotions. •slight AiSaku / BLExNAR / AU•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., S. Aizen - Complete
Cry Havoc by SkywardShadow reviews
Five times the calm order of the Uchiha clan was utterly disrupted. Starring Uchihas Madara, Izuna, Mikoto, Obito, Uruchi, Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stairway to the Sun by Zasztra reviews
One shot. Claire travels to Kijuju to put her nightmares to rest. But some dreams just wont die or go away, they linger with you the rest of your life. Wesker x Claire
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Reaching Covenant by xxFranceExx reviews
From Chris' sister to Wesker's bride... Claire never imagined it would come to this. Before it actually dawns on her, she gives her hand to the man who first stole her heart and offers herself to him fully.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Tannins by kinokokichigai reviews
You wouldn't think that an ancient missing-nin would be such a whiner. Sakura and Super Happy Fun Time with Uchiha Madara. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Save and Continue by Kristanci reviews
Sequel to New Game. A new outbreak has occured in China and while Claire tries to stop it she realizes she may be the cause. Before she realizes what's happened, she is under Wesker's spell once more and they both must find answers to their "connection".
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
The Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Kill by mollycoddle reviews
Because overprotective families are the best. Sakura appeared somewhere in the afternoon with a pained smile and an I'm-Okay-Not-In-Pain-At-All expression, Mikoto had the frying pan ready...Part one of the guide!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haircut by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Some things are not understood, some people can't take a hint, and sometimes getting to know someone is best before you judge them. ShisSaku fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Judas Tree by e-addi reviews
A flower that means Betrayal. Sakura gives Aizen that flower. "Every King needs a Queen." "If this is your way of confessing, its cute, Aizen-kun." Aizen x Sakura
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Sakura H., S. Aizen] - Complete
Bad Kitty by Rainfox88 reviews
Karma is such a funny thing. Wesker is minding his own evil business when he gets turned into a cat! Now it is a race against time, and he must perform 3 good deeds in order to turn back...or stay a cat forever! And nothing helps with William and STARS...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,086 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Never Fail by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
It's been years since Wesker was supposedly killed. How does Claire Redfield-- The sister of the blonde man's nemesis-- react when she finds him sitting at her kitchen table late at night after she returns home from a mission?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
A Mortal Can Still Say He's Immortal by Waffles7 reviews
No one can escape death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love through Jade by chaosangel13 reviews
I have waited 500 years for you, Sakura Haruno. When his only love takes her life from a jade dart, Madara Uchiha, the immortal waits for her, then the reincarnation of his love has come back to him after 500 years . Based off parts of forbidden kingdom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Je m'en Fous by Striped-Tie reviews
Falling in love - It's a hard thing, especially when you're already taken. Jill can't shake her feelings for Chris, but with STARS being like family, it's hard to manage. T for swearing and a lot of immature sex jokes. ChrisxJill BillyxBecca ClairexSteve
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,870 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Chris R., Jill V.
Something Worth Saving by Eventide reviews
Sequel to Failsafe. It's been nearly 10 years since Claire's return home. She never truly left the field, but now she's once again being pulled into the fray. *RE5 spoilers.*
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Gilded by Selene98 reviews
In what appeared to be a perfect situation, Sakura had lost sight of the golden exterior. 50 MadaSaku themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Slice of Life by carakristine reviews
A story about making decisions.// "Look, Forehead. Think of the situation as a big, yummy lemon pie. Don't be afraid to take a big slice of life!" In which Sakura agrees, Sasuke glares, and Naruto is confused. "Wait. What pie?"//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Up That Hill by Knune reviews
This wasn’t her real life. It was imaginary, fake. A world made up of broken dreams and promises. Nightmares left behind and replaced with cold comfort in the arms of an enemy. Claire/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Pins and Needles, Stones and Thorns by Eventide reviews
A Claire/Wesker ficlet for Halloween. Yes I know I am days late.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Nevermore: MadaSaku 50 Themes by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
50 moments, 50 feelings, 50 lifetimes. /MadaSaku, rated T to be safe./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Resident Evil: Captive by VFalke reviews
Claire Redfield, an independent, strong-willed woman is captured by a familiar face. Despite her tasks, she must fight to keep the core of her being and overcome all obstacles continuing to unfold. What lurks within her blood? Pre to post RE5. More inside
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,733 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Fighting for You by xSummonerYunax reviews
In her one moment of weakness, Leon is there for her. RE2 in-game. Leon/Claire
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Claire R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Infection Chapter 7 by Ming-Chan reviews
Wesker stared trying to decipher the best course of action. Never had he felt this out of depth. Not that he would ever admit to such a thing. He was Wesker after all! Extra chpt. for Ornamental Nonsense's series written with her consent.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Flower Talk by UwIllNevERn0 reviews
"I can't believe tomato-guy has to come in EVERY DAY for fresh fruit...But then again, he's not so bad to look at." ONE-SHOT. Sakura's adventure as a bouquet girl in a grocery store.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Stupid Couple by aGreatPenName reviews
Today Hidan was finally going to pop his freaking cherry! Series of Hidan x Sakura one shots and drabbles. *Title inspired from Furuba*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H.
The Office 2 by TragedyDawl reviews
So Sasuke, I think it was just destiny for us to be together like this." Sakura said. " Sasuke? What's wrong?" " You said the-" " Did I hear someone talking about destiny?" Neji called out as he magically appeared in the room. Sequel to " The Office"!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clipped Wings by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Frozen Spring by ish.the.abstract reviews
A sequel to The Lingering Twilight. The Lady of Spring has turned to a cold queen because of Hades' infidelity. The mortals are suffering with her as another great frost took over the land..epilogue up!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Citizen Evil by JobenX reviews
The cast of Resident Evil are thrust into everyday annoying situations. How will they cope? Main characters usually include Wesker, Nemesis and The Merchant.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
A New Game by Kristanci reviews
Claire is intent on bringing down anyone corrupt enough to take interest in the T-Virus, but a long lost enemy has different plans for her. Wesker makes an appearance after 7 years, and Claire is put in a position that leaves her at his mercy. W/C and L/C
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,909 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Love's Labours Lost by medic2be reviews
Because Sakura and Sasuke are Meant To Be. And Karin realises too late, that in Sasuke’s eyes, she could never compare. SasuSaku one sided KarinSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
OneShot: Sick by FrostyDream reviews
Claire has the flu, and an unexpected visitor drops by. M for language. WeskerxClaire--ish
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
TAMAKI SUOU: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
ONESHOT You've bought yourself a TAMAKI SUOU unit, and you have no idea what to do with him. Well...this is what the manual's there for!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Tamaki S.
Heated Tenacity by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
She worked for Terrasave and waited, but for what, she never told anyone. Her brother was gone on an assignment. Jill was missing, and everything seemed to be drawing them toward Africa. The word haunted her. Wesker was there. Sequel to Reverberations.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Unexpected help by Zasztra reviews
Claire arrives the Raccoon city and makes her way towards Chris apartment, but on the way there some men cause her trouble, but the savior in dark arrives to help her just in time. One-shot, WeskerxClaire-ish...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
The sound of a new beginning by Chloeeh reviews
Madara/Sakura 100 theme challenge. Little segments of their lives together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
OneShot: Watching and Waiting by FrostyDream reviews
One-Shot Albert Wesker, would watch and wait for the right opportunity to rise up.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Diplomacy by Dashall reviews
-OneShot- "You wrecked my shirt, and I can't see." Slight KabuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
A rouge Hunter in the Spencer Estate has an attachment problem. K to be safe.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/13/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enemy Cuddles by Sweet Ashori reviews
When trapped in a shack on a rainy night, what would you do to keep warm? KabuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Barflies by Subieko reviews
Kabuto and Sakura walk into a bar... A cracktastic genfic set during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bizarre Couple by aGreatPenName reviews
Who would have that Sakura was afraid of commitment? Hidan only asked for eternity, what’s the problem?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Reverberations by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire, one of the infected, is starting a new job, but Wesker's shadow continues to fall over her. When his employers take an interest in her, she'll need to watch her back and prepare to fight. Sequel to Adaptation 3.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,220 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kunai To His Almighty Ego and Heart by medstudent1026 reviews
Sasuke is suspicious about Naruto and Sakura... about Gaara and Sakura... and anything in between. The incessant thinking is hurting his ego and his icecold impenetrable heart... review pls?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Adaptation 3 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire and Chris are doing fine on their own, but Claire is still infected and worried about what's happening to her body. When the only person who has answers is her enemy, life becomes increasingly complicated. Part 3, sequel to Infection.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
NATARLE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MapleRose reviews
The guide and user manual on how to take care of your Strict Combat Commander and Vice Captain
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Natarle B. - Complete
Letters of Support by sasusaku779 reviews
Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Infection 2 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire takes her place on the anti-Umbrella team, but her path soon crosses with Wesker's once again. This time there is more at stake, especially after her exposure to a dangerous, new strain of virus. Sequel to Resistance.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Resistance 1 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire is determined to help stop the viral, chain reaction that Umbrella originally caused, but when she steals a virus from Wesker, she gets more than she bargained for. Part I of a very long series ranging from pre to post RE5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,235 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wild Goose Chase by Aelibia reviews
What is at first a small gathering of friends for a surprise birthday party quickly careens out of control into the realm of the surreal. Witness the horror of bikinis, wedding cakes, expensive champagne, and cheap strippers. Yamato and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Yamato, Sakura H. - Complete
My Cat the Matchmaker by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. Sakura has a cat. “Oh great cat of wisdom! My lovely, purring, boy magnet! Bring me my dream boy…NOW!” Yes. He's a boy magnet. SasuSaku, SaiIno, GaaOC, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by crispypeas reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Butterflies and Violet Eyes by LizardBot reviews
And as she fingers the diamond engagement ring on her finger, she wonders what could've been. Sequal to Butterflies. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Facts on Feminism by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has met his doom. Meet Haruno Sakura, one crazy woman who will make Sasuke's heart beat fast. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Square Rod and The Oval Hole by yamiishot reviews
Challenge fic from Telera. This took forever, I hate the title, and it's not exactly how I wanted, but it will do. Short and sweet, I hope you enjoy.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/3/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Mirror Mirror by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Minti. SaiKarin, SasuSaku, SaiSaku, KarinSasu. When Sai and Karin first meet, they realize that they are faded copies of the originals, not needed. They also see that they are Something More, something different. They can also just be Sai and Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sai, Karin U. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The ABC's of Hinata's Pregnancy by PervySage101 reviews
That's right! Hinata's pregnant and Naruto's being... well, Naruto. Need I say more? Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Marionette by Kineticfairy reviews
Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,903 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Business Nuptial Arrangement by boredteenager reviews
Define Chaos: It is a condition wherein you get engaged, married and forced to make 'baby' to someone who has a rotten like hell attitude, Uchiha Sasuke. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,734 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Those Three Words by Soushin reviews
When he'd whispered that cold, dark night, the three words that could potentially ruin his friendship with her, he'd found himself liable to pass out. KakaSaku of course!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Eternity by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
In a world where vampires exists, Haruno Sakura finds herself falling deepyly into those alluring crimson eyes of the prince of the very people who hunt her down for her blood. “She’s it isn’t she? Your beloved?” "Yes." Two shot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
News Update: ChikfilA Just Got Owned by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
Seriously, cows go 'moo'. They do not dance at Chik-fil-A. Now, I will say it again. Go moo or your DDR gets it. Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Velocity by meganXmonster reviews
Part 2 of three. Claire is still under Weskers grasp. Chris and the rest and breaking under the pressure. But no one has a single idea of what is to come, and what Wesker has in mind.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Order of Operations by aGreatPenName reviews
It was merely the order of operations that mattered, Hidan thought with a smile as he plunged a rather large knife into his abdomen. Sakura would join him as a follower of Jashin-sama soon enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
He loved how crazy she was by aGreatPenName reviews
It was after she had faced off against Itachi that Hidan realized he was obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Lingering Twilight by ish.the.abstract reviews
Persephone is taken away from all that she holds dear by the terrible god of the Underworld. Will she feel hatred forever or learn how to love? A retelling of the HadesPersephone romance. The title is explained at the end of the story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The KabuSaku Guide: Trapped In A Cave by Sweet Ashori reviews
WARNING: When trapped in a cave, these steps may not help save your life. They will, however, cause extreme embarrassment, awkward situations, and eye-scaring images. Follow at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound by meganXmonster reviews
Claire Redfield believed it was all over. Until Wesker returns for her. Will she be able to escape him? Chapter 9! Look for part two called Velocity!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Casanova of the Opera by Snowstar reviews
The phantom of the opera with a little casanovatwist....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Erik, Christine
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Skin & Bones by kc-archive reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invitation by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Counting Down The Days by mandahh reviews
[Sasusaku] When the last cherry blossom falls, a snowflake will always appear.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Encounter by meganXmonster reviews
Ever wonder what happen to Claire while Chris was battling Alexia? This is my short fanfic on how Wesker obtain her during those minuites she was alone.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The CEO's Secretary by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
Haruno Sakura stared at the building, slightly panting her coffee in her left hand, standing outside the large building was making her stomach jolt with butterflies. Stupid alarm clock. Why didn’t it ring when she needed it most? Sasusaku, Inoshika, Naruh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want a very powerful unit to kick ass? Get the ITACHI UCHIHA unit, and come look in the manual for its uses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
My Favorite Little Puppet, No Strings Attached by Lack Thereof reviews
Alternate Plot, SasoSaku Sasori runs across an ideal little puppet to play with. Now only if he can get his hands on her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Tenten's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Tenten’s pregnant. Poor Neji… This is the sequel to Gaara’s ABC’s.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Vampire's Love by troublesome-love reviews
Sasuke is a 150 year old vampire prince in search of the reincarnation of his dead lover, Haruno Sakura... [SasuSaku] No Flames.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Her Reunion by Kineticfairy reviews
He could be her master… or her slave… [SasuSaku][Darkfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
RAU: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mirinee reviews
It's the RAU LE CREUSET unit! All you need to know about how to take good care of everyone's favourite evil, scheming, masked man.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Rau L. C. - Complete
NEO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MapleRose reviews
New from the Destiny manufacturer: the NEO LORRNOKE unit! Here's a complete guide on how to take care of your Amnesiac Masked Man.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Neo R. - Complete
Mature Love by noona21 reviews
Is it possible for a sensei to fall in love with his student? How can love evolve between a 16 years old pinkhaired kunoichi and a 21 years old Uchihasensei? My second fanfic. AU story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,158 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Protective by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
Inuzuka Kiba is determined to find a Kunoichi for a mate before all the good ones are taken. Problem is, what if all the girls are taken? sasusaku, nejiten, inoshika, naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: SHINN by mumyou nanashi reviews
Spread the SHINN love! Introducing: the first ever unit from the Destiny© line! Please take note of the following instructions to fully enjoy the SHINN ASUKA unit. For all those who love SHINN as the annoyingbutadorable snothead that he is!
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Shinn A. - Complete
Wavering by arithenay reviews
Chris and Jill are off looking for Wesker, but Claire has no plans to wait around. She has a score of her own to settle. But when Wesker finds her, all bets are off as Leon and the STARS race to save Claire's life.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Toilet Time by Diamond Avatar reviews
Just because Leon has to protect the President's daughter from mindless farmers and priests, doesn't mean he won't stop to use the toilet. THAT'S WHEN YOU STRIKE! [ONESHOTS]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005
Tch, Pregnant Wife by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Watch as Uchiha Sasuke find his life turned upside down with his wife's antics driving him crazy. It's all for love. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marriage? by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conversations: The Birds and the Bees by mumyou nanashi reviews
“Rau, where do babies come from?” Rey learns the facts of life from Rau. [nonyaoi]
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Rey Z. B., Rau L. C. - Complete
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: KIRA by mumyou nanashi reviews
We apologize sincerely for the delay of this unit. Without further ado: KIRA YAMATO [version SEED]!
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Kira Y. - Complete
Albert Wesker: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2006 - A. Wesker - Complete
Winter Without You by chiharu-tanaka reviews
When Satoshi, Risa, Riku and Daisuke are in their 20s, they all meet again in a reunion party. What happens when Satoshi realises he missed Risa far too much? SatRisa No flaming, plz.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2005 - [Satoshi H., Risa H.] - Complete
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: ATHRUN by mumyou nanashi reviews
Think Gundams are the only ones in the Market today? Think again! INTRODUCING: the new ATHRUN ZALA!
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Athrun Z. - Complete
The 12 Days of a Resident Evil Christmas by Wesker Chick reviews
A song parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas as sung by the entire RE cast. Just because I'm feeling festive!
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete