Belkassem
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Joined 05-03-04, id: 583207
Author has written 2 stories for Discworld.
Hi
I am an English male (and I expect gasps at that)who is currently getting bored with the rubbish GCSE assignments I keep getting. To counteract this, I seem to have accidentally registered on this site and written a story...ooops

Well, in truth, I originally registered to submit signed reviews, but have (finally) got round to writing a story of my own. My favourite stories are, of course, either good funny discworld or very crap, very amusing lotr fanfic. I know many seriously depraved writers of this dire, dire stuff (hi, tindomiel), and know of many, many more. Unfortunately, recently I have thought about dropping into that circle myself, so, who knows? Soon I may have to change this bio.

Having reviewed my own work, I now realise that a lack of patience with description and plot is having a negative impact on my story. Therefore, in the future I promise to write in more detail. And that is without any urging!

Oh, and it doesnt sound like Pratchett- so what? Its only based in his world, not his head.

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Pyres of Illusion by Tindomiel reviews
As Eowyn of Ithilien prepares for a turning point in her married life, politics from afar and fears of madness threaten to destroy all that she has created. She must battle against her nightmare turned reality: a vision of her father in law.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Cities Apart by Winter-Eyes reviews
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari...and everything that happens after that. VV slash, slightly AU. Please R&R...don't make me beg!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
His Lordship Had a Little Lamb by Mercator reviews
Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,097 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
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Bill Offler Goes Feral reviews
Join former mime Bill Offler in this new series of documentaries portraying citizens of Ankh-Morpork in their natural habitat!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/25/2004
Morpork minus Vetinari reviews
When a giant finger crushes the centre of ankh morpork, factions arise to struggle for the power that Lord Vetenari has left behind... (finished, for now)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004