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Joined 11-02-11, id: 3394809, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
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MAD AS A HATTER!

Name: Emily (call me Em)

Age: Something between 1 and 100 (I'm a complete 3 year-old at heart though)

Hogwarts Houses: GRYFFINDOR!!!!

Things I'm obssesed with: reading, writing, cheerleading, Egyptian mythology, NaNoWriMo, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The Kane Chronicles, The Book Thief, FAX, the marauders, and Fred Weasley.

My friend has threatened to sign me up for the show My Strange Addiction(for reading, not any of that kinda stuff) because she insists I read too much. -_-

I wanna be BATMAN!!!!!!!!! :D

PARAMORE IS AMAZING!!!!! GREATEST BAND ON EARTH AND THE OTHER PLANETS I COME FROM!!!!!!!!

I write my own stories more than fanfiction so there may not be many stories from me.


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Quotes from friends:

KK: My spidy senses are tingling.

Me: Why do you still have your gummy worm? Ryan: Because It would be inhumane to eat him! So I named him PaluMalu Eugene Ugly-Pants!

Me: The best thing to do when you're bleeding is to always reach out and poke your wound. Then lift up your hand and make quotation marks with everthing you say.

Angie: What smells like maple syrup? Me:Canada... Evyn: Oh, its me. I made maple syrup play-dough. Me:You smell like Canada.

Angie: Will you get me sharpies and skittles for my birthday? Me: Yeah. Angie: Okay, and I'll get you bacon and maple syrup. Me:...yes.

My reading teacher: ...foozle, yes foozle. It is a real word and I want you to all use it more. Me: Foozle...I like that word.

A friend: Come to the dark side we have cookies. Me: Come to the insane side, we have skittles.

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School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
The Potter Twins and the Half-Blood Prince by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
Harry and Emily Potter begin their sixth year at Hogwarts while having to deal with the public and internal pressure of facing Voldemort at some point in their future. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 167,435 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Real Fourth Marauder by OddPotato reviews
Throw in an oblivious boy and an oblivious girl that love each other. What does that get? Nothing. Now, when you add in pranks and Snivellus, a meddling brother and friends, punches and chocolates, the results may shock you. Or maybe not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Potter Twins and the Order of the Phoenix by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
It is Harry and Emily's fifth year at Hogwarts! With Voldemort's return and Umbridge working at the school, the Potter twins find themselves facing many difficulties that they hadn't imagined before. Sequel. Cover Image by @EmilyEmrys012 on Twitter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,861 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Potter Twins and the Goblet of Fire by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
Harry and Emily Potter go to Hogwarts for their fourth year to be thrown into something that they weren't prepared for. Sequel. Cover image by emilie012 on Tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,266 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Twins and the Prisoner of Azkaban by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
Harry and Emily Potter go into their third year at Hogwarts to discover that the mysterious murderer Sirius Black is after them for something that happened in the past, but maybe things aren't as they seem. Sequel. Cover image drawn by emilie012 on Tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,458 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Dear Fang, by RedisforRoses reviews
Nudge decides to write a letter to fang. She enlists the help of Iggy, Gazzy, Angel, Dylan, and an unknowing Max. Set during Angel.One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Potter Twins and the Chamber of Secrets by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
Harry and Emily Potter go into their second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to find out things are even stranger at the castle than they thought. Sequel. Cover Image drawn by emilie012 on Tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,267 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Last Year by MonochromousRainbow reviews
Emily is just trying to make it through her last year at Hogwarts. She has a few goals: pass Potions, keep the twins from accidentally blowing themselves up, and keep in touch with her brother. Oh, and prepare for the Second Wizarding War. Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Fred W., OC
OOC TKC 2 by C00K13 QU33N reviews
FINISHED! Yes, there's a second one! Anubis, Julius, Sadie, and Set are having to share a underworld house as Set needs a place to crash for the godly meeting and Sadie needs to keep an eye on him...this won't end well.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Anubis, Dr. Julius Kane - Complete
Power reviews
Power was what his entire life revolved around. Why be loved when you can be feared? As Lord Voldemort he would have that power he craved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete