Phoenix Ruari
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Joined 11-02-11, id: 3394299, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
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Kinda weird to have a profile, but not put anything on it, so I've decided to spice it up with a few random and humanizing facts about me.

1. I'm 5'7".

2. My favorite baked good is still my grandma's homemade apple pie despite the fact I haven't had it in well over a decade.

3. My favorite color is red. And blue. And green. And black. And some shades of purple and orange.

4. LEGOs are amazing. If you think otherwise, you've grown up too much.

5. I have two cats. One is the clumsiest feline I've ever known. Her name is Grace. Named her long before her first face-plant into a stair riser.

6. I own and ride a motorcycle and am also a female. Yes, we do exist.

7. I named said motorcycle Auron. It's big, powerful, red (with some black), has a low growl of a voice and is slightly mysterious and aloof. Not much of a conversationalist either.

8. I love to work with my hands, be it art, mechanics, etc.

9. I am both a surgical technician and a bartender (not at the same time).

10. Halloween is the best holiday ever.

11. Han shot first.

12. I enjoy inline speed skating (not the ice kind).

13. I make mean spaghetti sauce and meatballs from scratch.

14. The only things I collect are movie ticket stubs.

15. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to chapstick.

Yep. That's good enough for now. And remember, if you can't be a good example, you can at least be a horrible warning.

Of Coffee and Bagels reviews
"How can five simple words feel like cancer?" One-shot, rated T due to language just to be on the safe side.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete