Hi.um, I'm an Aussie.

I guess I'll tell you a little more, ahhhh, I have a broad taste in music from ACDC (yeah), Evanesence and Powderfinger to musicals and stuff. I like to people watch...have you ever done that? It is really funny and, well, a bit creepy. Oh well. I like to make friends. Hint hint. (Lame I know)
I'm a major Buffy fan and I like Monty Python, and Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I am a dedicated Mike Moore fan. Go the FICUS!

I love Firefly. Joss Whedon - you. are. my...sigh what can I say you legend you.

Napoleon Dynamite is an awesome movie!

I have also recently rediscovered Stargate SG-1, I absolutly love that show.

Quotes of the Day

I like this one because it has naughty words in it:

Minstrel: singing Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...

Sir robin:That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

French Soldier:You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?

Sir Lancelot: Iknow not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother MaynardSkip a bit, Brother...
Cleric:And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard:Amen.

Firefly:

Take my love, take my land / Take me where I cannot stand / I don't care, I'm still free / You can't take the sky from me / Take me out to the black / Tell 'em I ain't comin' back / Burn the land and boil the sea / You can't take the sky from me / There's no place I can be / Since I found serenity / But you can't take the sky from me
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Jayne:We need coin!
Mal: You're right, we take all the money we got saved right now, we could maybe buy a moderately-sized gerbil.

~Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket - Mal

Elwood:Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

to man in restaurant
Jake: fakes accent How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Burton Mercer: Who wants an orange whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three orange whip.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

For all of those who don't know: I like pudding.