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I am open to doing Challenge Fics for anyone interested or partner fics :) Just contact me (emails or pm)

I roleplay. So if anyone would like to do that just email me. Or make an RP on and send me the invite link via email or PM! Alternatively, If you want to RP a Klance CafeAU with me I can send you the link if you email and request it See my email below!

Heya I'm Kyuubi

I Started writing several years ago and had some stories on here but it's been a few years now off of it and I can't remember my email I used XD
I write stories for Naruto and Harry Potter only at the moment, Also a harry potter fic without magic is a big no-no for me personally.

I love Rick Sanchez... Sexiest Grandpa out, Motherfuckers!

I am currently (in honour of Season 4) attempting to write some C137cest. Let us feast my fellow sinners!! This is still a WIP. I may post one day.

I'm open to chat about anything if anyone wants too! :D Just email or DM me :3

Hobbies: I enjoy reading (which I spend the majority of my spare time doing)
Occupation: I’m currently in Administration, so updates won't happening for a little while as I'm quite busy Apologies!

Age: 25, I had been 13 when I first started writing

D.O.B: 18th of February (Do send me your greetings! XD)

Location: Australia

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Hobbies: Sketching, I enjoy reading (which I spend the majority of my spare time doing), watching YouTube playing league of legends :) (support/adc main)

Fave. Food: Anything with Chicken :3

Fave. Song: Get Shwifty- Rick Sanchez or Snape Seat by Hog Act XD

Fave. Anime: Naruto, Hands down SASUNARU Goodness. But if I had to choose another it would be Fruits Basket, I love YukiXKyon

If you wish to contact me at all, I can be contacted via these:

Email: kyuubikitsunefanfiction@hotmail.com
Instagram: Klanceiscanonkingbaby

Fanfiction private messages (duh).

I am open to doing Challenge Fics for anyone interested :) Just contact me

Stories:

I am currently working on a new Harry Potter story. I have also reposted a revised version of Obedience School for those who liked it! :)

Harry Potter:

Name: Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts
Genre: Drama-angst, action and friendship. There will be gore and non-con as well.
Pairings: No pairings at this stage. 11-year old Harry.
Other side parings include: None at this stage
Warnings: AU, Dark!Harry
Summary: This isn't the end of pain for Harry Potter. Just the beginning. He will soon learn those who he can trust and those who only wish to use him for there own personal gain. And he will show them why it was a bad idea to fuck with him.

Naruto:

Name: Obedience School (m/m) eventual slash
Anime: Naruto
Pairings: SasuNaru, eventual Kibahina.
Other side parings include NegiGaa, ItaDei.(And more that are lightly hinted)
Warnings: AU, hints of shounen-ai
Summary: Naruto had gotten in trouble for the last time. Upon entering his new home for the next 3 years he never dreamt of what was to come next. Fighting, Name calling, ramen and the rest is a blur of a raven with the hint of cinnamon. Rated M for swearing and eventual m/m. AU. Sorry for the bad summary. Please review! :D

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Watashi wa anata to gozen watashi anata o aishiteimasu . Issho me mukigen ~Sasunaru

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I am a bit lazy so my fics will take forever to transition from mind to computer to fanfiction.net. I would really like to write at least one fic for each of the pairings that I love, but that's going take a while because of (a) - I really and truly am very lazy and (b) - I really want to limit the OOCness in my fics.

Favourite parings for NARUTO SEMEXUKE or DOMXSUB (in no particular order): SasukeXNaruto, NarutoXSasuke, ItachiXSasuke, GaaraXNaruto, NejiXNaruto, InoXSakura, KibaXHinata, ItachiXDeidara. And a lot more but I'm too lazy. XD

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile, and pass it onto others who could have a good laugh.