Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.

A series of fluffy/angsty/family-brotherly one-shots of our favorite Newsboys! T just to be safe.

It has been six years since Sofia became the Story Keeper. Now she is fifteen and all grown up. But trouble arises for the princess when her parents betroth her to an awful prince. Will Sofia follow her heart or her head? What conflicts will arise as the princess struggles to end her final story? Will Sofia's own story have a happy ending?

Carter is out of his depth here. There is a room full of people kneeling before him and they expect him to come and rule from Egypt as Pharaoh. He's just a kid for crying out loud. Why doesn't anybody get that? He hasn't even finished school or gone on a date! Carter- as he struggles through is first few days as Pharaoh. A prequel to 'Uncertain'.

The stories that goes on in a small college campus Starbucks with the flirty barista, the ex-bartender, the angry one and his notboyfriend, and of course, the tall new guy that is starting to realize that working there is the best and worst thing that happened in his life. The fact that they haven't been fired still surprises the customers as well.

Dawn Conagher is the daughter of the RED Engineer and RED Pyro. Sharp and well versed by her "uncles", watch her take on any teen's major problem in life: high school. As well as other problems that her slightly idiotic uncles so happen to cause. Rated T for violence and language.

We revisit the Grandfather and Grandson years after the movie to learn what became of the characters in the film The Princess Bride. Sure this has adventure, romance, humor, a miracle, sea battles, kidnapping, death, insults and potatoes; what story doesn't? Fully written in 20 chapters and most spelling errors now out. Sorry for the long A/N at the beginning to set the story up.

Her smirk turned into a snort, her snort into a laugh, and then there she was, rolling with laughter, because they're so pitiful in their fancy uniforms, with their chocolate and their strawberries, with their hope. [AU] The coronation went EXACTLY as planned.

It's 2016 and Alexander Hamilton is tired of the political discourse. I'm not that great with the briefing, but I swear it's better than this summary. The whole squad is there: Hamilton, Laurence, Hercules, Eliza, Lafayette, Washington, Angelica, Burr, George III...and Hamilton dates at least half of them.

A bad dust storm comes to Great-Depression-Era Teufort. The Classic Mercenaries wait it out while playing a newfangled board game: Monopoly.

Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. Alternate Universe.

Once Eliza arrives to the other side, she finally reunites with her family.

An epilogue to "The Difference Between Killing and Destroying" that also works as a standalone one-shot.

there are no heroes here. Dark!AU.

They all thought no one was paying attention. Skittery/Specs, Race/Spot, Jack/Davey

Pressured by her Council to marry, Zelda sees in Link the perfect qualities of a future husband; so she proposes. Post-Twilight Princess.

Supercat drabble. What does Kara do with her clothes when she changes into Supergirl?

Modern Assassin's Creed Fic: Named by the public, the Organisation is powerful, secretive, and in control of Animus Cove. The town's residents have always accepted this, something Jacob Frye, leader of the Rooks, has never understood. He's determined to rebel against them, even if it involves creating an uneasy alliance with his gang's main rival.

A shard of glass was all it took.

Ezio wants to give Altair swimming lessons. Naturally, Altair refuses. So disaster strikes for Altair when Ezio and Malik begin plotting together.

They leave early in the morning, when the sky is still pink like he insides of the conch shells Alex used to see on Nevis, before there is anyone to tell them no. (Hamilton/Laurens/Lafayette, road trip AU)

Philip Schuyler just lost his seat in the senate to Aaron Burr. And Alexander Hamilton doesn't take kindly to that, and confronts the new senator about it. Modern AU. My version of 'Schuyler Defeated' from 'Hamilton' Read and Review, please! :D Enjoy!

Hello welcome to the 21st Nome. Here are some rules you'll need to be safe. Or at least stay alive. Warning: Some adult themes and that this is crack on steroids.

The supposed love triangle between Mr. Skywalker, Ms. Amidala, and Mr. Kenobi is all their students (and even their fellow teachers) can talk about. The only thing is, no one at Coruscant High School can figure out exactly which of them are together.

The bookstore is bigger on the inside than on the outside. (Modern fantasy AU where magic is illegal, feat. Jewish Alex.)

George has no children of his own - so he holds his students as tight as he can, and helps them through the unimaginable. (It's the Year of the Carrows, and nobody in Hogwarts is safe.)

Miss Pauling stands in front of nine graves and reflects. Character deaths by the bucketload. Very slight implied Scout/Miss Pauling.

A collection of Captain America and OC/reader imagines. Will mostly be focused on Steve/Cap hence the title, but will also feature stories with other characters in the Avengers movieverse if requested. To request an imagine please PM me with a brief outline of what you would want me to write. WATTPAD USERS: Follow me by searching my username - LondonaLozzy

Peggy has a habit of stealing animals. It's cute, until it's Mrs. Washington's tomcat she steals. But it's alright. Angelica always has a plan. Teenage Modern AU. Oneshot.

Natasha Romanoff, 21, and Clint Barton, 24. As principal dancers of a big ballet company, both have performed numerous dances and stories. And this is the story of their own.

Or Why Jack Kelly Likes Battman More. In an effort to keep feelings from being hurt and to maintain childish innocence, Jack is forced to gloss over the real reason why he just doesn't like Superman.

Alexander Hamilton and George Washington are really not happy with Donald Trump. Two-shot!

A journal entry for English Class. By Jack Kelly. Written for the second circulation of the Newsies Pape Selling Competition.

A kpop au where idols' eye makeup can hide their identities. Non-kpop fan friendly :)

Daphne Blake's baby brother was murdered, and she knows it. She and her friends are the rich teenage kids of Lima, Ohio. When they take a trip to Chicago for the night, they find out more than they wanted. This leads the group of friends to their first murder case. Fred/Daphne and mild Velma/Shaggy. Rated T for future chapters and language.

"It was a well-known fact that Specs was practically blind without his glasses. The constant presence of his Specs is what earned him the nickname, after all. So, Romeo was less than prepared to see a specs-less Specs at school on Monday." (In which Specs gets contacts and confuses everyone.) (Modern AU) (One-Shot)

Modern High School AU! Alexander loses his voice and has to communicate by whiteboard! Prompted jokingly by official-enjolras on tumblr. First thing I've written in A WHILE so sorry if I'm rusty! Hope you guys like it! Rated T for language, nothing else!

Dick spreads some harmless fun around the whole family.

Kittenfic for Cornflakepizza on tumblr. Damian and Tim are turned into Siamese kittens. Dick is amused. (Got a little darker starting chapter 2)

Katherine 'Plumber' Pulitzer was not keen on finding her soulmate. At least before she met Jack Kelly.

Modern AU Kadar wakes up one morning with a cold and decides to hide it from his older brother, Malik. But, he finds out and Kadar has to stay home from school until he gets better. Sick!Kadar

"If James ever found out that Sofia had been hurt by his good friend, Hugo was dead to him." A one shot of a protective James watching Sofia and Hugo from afar.

(Deadpool X Reader Oneshot) A certain creepy crawly pays a visit to Deadpool's apartment... and Deadpool's not the one who has to deal with it.

I can't wait till I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars ya little shit! You hear me? Mars!" -Mark Watney They've got good kids, they know it and are proud of it. But even good kids aren't perfect and sometimes Mark has to pull his trump card.

Modern AU in which the newsies are middle school teachers. Title may change if I think of a better one.

Davey's first day as a teacher doesn't quite go to plan when a troublemaker decides to start a revolution...

Katherine hates eighth period English class, and it's all because of Jack Kelly. When the two have to work together for their final project, how will things work out?

The clear, perfect night. Reflected in his clear, perfect eyes

Jack has a nightmare that shakes him up so bad, he's forced to turn to the one person he knows cares about him. Jack/Katherine. One shot.

Crutchie gets to see those sides of Jack that nobody else ever gets to. Jack can let himself go around Crutchie.

In which Jack and Crutchie watch each other's YouTube videos and wish they were together.

We all know that Jack's mother is dead and his father is in prison. But how exactly did that happen? What's the story Jack doesn't tell anyone? Alone on the fire escape with David, Jack remembers.

modern newsies AU

"The last time David heard those words, it had ended with a trip to the hospital." Modern AU. Slash. Javid.

When Katherine Plumber, an aspiring singer and songwriter, auditions for the X- Factor, her whole life turns upside down. After one week into the contest she is placed in a duo team with the cocky, blow-hard Jack Kelly. But Katherine begins to wonder, is being a duo what she wants? Or will she gain more than just a record deal?

Time Lord David has just been handed the weirdest Time Rip in his career.

Jack/Katherine and all the newsies in classic fairytales with a personal twist from yours truly! :) Enjoy! I think I've made it crystal clear I do not own Newsies

Spot Conlon ain't human, right?

David finds Jack solving a jigsaw puzzle...on their bedroom floor...at ten-thirty on a Saturday night. Slash. Javid.

SEQUEL TO BY CANDLELIGHT. It was carefully planned. Jack recruited his best friends to help him make the most magical proposal to Katherine by moonlight.

WRITTEN BY INK. Crutchie knows when Jack wakes him up at 11 am on a Saturday, something very bad is about to happen. Especially when it involves trying to put a couch in the penthouse, Romeo and milkshakes. Modern AU.

Katherine invites the newsies for thanksgiving at her place. Chaos ensues.

WRITTEN BY INK. Katherine is not dumb, and thats why she fights for her rights. Or, when it's Katherine's turn to carry the banner.

Jack's stupid heroism always gets him into the worst situations.

Modern AU: Altair gets stuck in traffic. And meets someone new. Then things get a little weird.

Summary isn't really my thing so just read it to find out what's what. Just a Will/Sarah fluff for fellow lovers of the fandom.

And in that moment, nobody knew that a dangerous quest would soon enter their lives, not a quest for gold or riches, but a quest for the world. A quest for honor. A quest to save the universe. A quest for Kairos. Rated T cuz dragons.

In which Race's birthday present for Jack doesn't quite turn out like he expects.

David and Jack are college roommates who don't always get along. Do they really hate each other or are they both hiding something? This is a modern day AU fic, rated T for boyXboy kissing.

The teenage Avengers have faced a lot of problems, but what happens when their high school holds a dance? Pepperony, Clintasha, Peggy/Steve, Thor/Jane, Bruce/OC. Rated T for some suggestive lines, but mostly innocent. Its done; I won't post any until they're finished. Reviews are appreciated. *DISCLAIMER I don't own anything.*

After Connor's mom dies, he has to live with his father, Haytham Kenway, in Saratoga Springs, New York. It's a tough move for Connor. He has to adapt to a whole new lifestyle in this different town. Will he and his father get along? Will he be able to make new friends or will he make enemies? ConnorxOC Modern!AU

Jason Todd and the colour red.

And he walks off into the dark. His usual swaggering gait is gone, but he holds his head high until he gets halfway down the block. There it changes so that it hangs, and his feet more or less shuffle through the dirt.

Desmond is dead. His ancestors greet him with open arms and welcome him to the other side. WARNING: Spoilers galore. Do not read unless you finished every game in the series so far. WARNING II: Get ready to be punched in the feels.

He was supposed to be the one with the cushy office job, not the one dying in the trenches.

Rated for themes and sadness. WARNING: This is really sad. Okay, so this is my idea of what made Jason start to pay attention to the little crimes as well as the big ones. One-shot. Also, I forgot to add the disclaimer in my story, and I'm too lazy to just go fix it, so, I don't own this.

"There is no one more connected than Senator Humperdinck. He can create a media storm with a single call. Put every law enforcement agency on your tail. He can find you." A modern day AU of the scenes between Buttercup and The Man in Black.

Clint Barton had been in the foster home system for a year, after his father had tried to kill him. When he arrives at the house of Phil Coulson and his nephew Steve Rogers, he thinks maybe he's found a good home. Or maybe the universe will pull another sick twist on him. -Highschool AU- Sorry for any OOCness. RATED FOR SWEARING AND CHILD/SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

Post-WWI, the boys are coming home at last.

David is clueless, Spot is playing the matchmaker, and Jack, well Jack is Jack.

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

She's too infatuated to speak to him and he'd never notice her anyway...right? A light n' fluffy present day AU about the most important night in high school.

But do anyway. "They work together to prank me, go figure."

Just a small poem I created for my AP English class based on Under the Red Hood. Bruce reflecting on Jason's death and how it affected him.

Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.

Jason is having a bad day. And another. And *another*. Actually, it's always the same day. Over and over.

Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.

So what would happen if the brawlers got a facebook? A jealous Shun? A terrified Dan? An angry PMSing Runo? A love struck Alice? Read to find out! Chapter SIX out!

Altair is the best dad, even if he does make questionable parental choices sometimes.

The Bleeding Effect in reverse- snatches of Altair's decedents bleeding into him.

When Maria first told Altaïr she was pregnant, his response was to blink and stare at her dumbly. "Did I do that?" AltaïrMaria

The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik

Warning- Extreme stupidity! Ezio decides to play a trick on Altair, and it might not end well. One-shot.

Skittery, Specs, Pie Eater, and Dutchy wonder why Kid Blink never plays ball with them.

READ IT Trust me.

Jack is overseas in the middle of World War 1. He experiences a strange happening and it gets him to thinking.

Marriage Law Ficlet. Some surprising news after Ron goes to the Ministry to petition for the lovely Ms. Granger's hand. Rated for very minor language.

It is the Sunday after the Second Task, and Viktor realizes he’s done a poor job of communicating his intentions to Hermione. VKHG, spoilers for GOF only, warning for pure, unadulterated fluff

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

It's all about identity. One-shot. Jack-centric.

Three Batfamily drabbles.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

I began to believe the fairy tales. You know, how we're all out there looking for our magical missing half. [written for Blink Week, won Best Overall, First Place] An origin story with a twist.

Viktor Krum braves yet another day at the library, trying to tune out the giggling fangirls what's up with that Bulgaria scarf, anyway? as he musters up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.