MGKaller
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Joined 04-21-04, id: 576547, Profile Updated: 10-09-13
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, Spider-Man, and Smallville.

a little bit about myself:

I am a 24-year-old chick from Portland, Oregon. I am working at a phone store place thing while simultaneously going to PCC for an Associate's Degree in Network Administration. I like writing poetry and (believe it or not) essays/theses. I actually think they are fun.

I am currently in a state of writer's block.

I love:

anything regarding magic (not necessarily wicca stuff, though... not my bag)
Sherlock (BBC version)
Some Moriarty stuff (BBC version)
Michael Jackson (and yes, he was/is innocent, end of story)
Celtic stuff
writing poetry
compiling funny lists from the net
angel food cake
surfing the net
Gone With the Wind, (book and movie)
The Fountainhead
Ender's Game

I do NOT love:
spiders
needles (vaccine kind)
beets
overcooked veggies
getting up after 9am (I feel robbed of my morning)
being cut off from the net
those evil people who sit behind you in class and jiggle your chair the whole time and then get really ticked when you ask them nicely to stop it

Literary Characters I Am In Love With:

Sydney Carton
Jean-Claude
George
Numair

Other characters I love:

BBC's Sherlock, (Moriarty a wee bit, too, but I won't readily admit it)

I think the lyrics American Pie and Big Rock Candy Mountain are awesome and the lyrics to Vincent are beautiful.

and I promise to spell-check everything before uploading it... reviews are always welcome, including flames, (I figure if it sucks, I ought to know)

Quotes I like:

"There is such a thing as manners. A way of treating people. These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they are coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and these fish, they are coming with me."

Jerry Maguire

“So, are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle for eternity until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?”
“Or you could surrender.”
Pirates of the Caribbean

“The Lord says He thinks he can get me outta this, but he’s pretty sure you’re *ed.”

Braveheart

“…but the one thing they love, more than a hero, is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually, they will hate you.”
Spider-Man

"He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."

Spider-Man 2

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Consider the lilies of the goddamn field."

O, Brother Where Art Thou

From The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand:

"It's the Parthenon!" said the Dean.
"Yes, God damn it, the Parthenon!"
..."Look," said Roark. "The famous flutings on the famous columns what are they for? to hide the joints in wood when columns were made of wood, only these aren't, they're marble. The triglyphs, what are they? Wood. Wooden beams, the way they had to be laid when people began to build wooden shacks. Your Greeks took marble and they made copies of their wooden structures out of it, because others had done it that way. Then your masters if the Rennaissance came along and made copies in plaster of copies in marble of copies in wood. Now here we are, making copies in steel and concrete of copies in plaster of copies in marble of copies in wood. Why?"

He explained what he wanted, spreading upon the still air of the room one short, concise, complete paragraph of thought, perfect as a gem with clean edges.

"Every loneliness is a pinnacle."

"Three quarters of them don't know what it's all about, but they've head the other one quarter fighting over your name and so now they feel they must pronounce it with respect. Of the fighting quarter, four-tenths are those who hate you, three-tenths are those who feel they must express an opinion in any controversy, two-tenths are those who play it safe and herald any 'discovery,' and one-tenth are those who understand..."

"Michael Layton had inherited a quarter of a billion dollars and had spent the thirty-three years of his life trying to make amends for it."

"...If one doesn't respect oneself one can have neither love nor respect for others."

"Kill reverence and you've killed the hero in man."

Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.

A River Runs Through It

From Ender's Game
"How old is Peter? Fourteen? and already trying to take over the world?" (message on everyone's desk) "COVER YOUR BUTT. BERNARD IS WATCHING.
-GOD" "'Everyone knows that the system automatically puts on the name of the sender.'
'I didn't write that!' Bernard said.
'Shouting?' asked Dap.
'Yesterday someone sent a message that was signed GOD,' Bernard said.
'Really?' said Dap. 'I didn't know he was signed onto the system.'

by the way, I like bob dylan's music and am in the process of writing a song to rival the randomness of his own. the title will be "no matter how hard I try, I can never outrun your love" it will contain the line "like a spoon in a microwave". I will put it here when I finish it.

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It Had to Be You by piewacket reviews
Sherlock and Molly enter into a marriage of convenience. Both of them will have a built in friend and companion with none of the distractions that come along with a romantic entanglement. It's not what most people would do, but it meets their needs. That is until one of them learns the other has ulterior motives. The purported marriage of equals is anything but.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Forever Yours, Sherlock by Revella reviews
All families contain a secret, and some are deadly...Old enemies are coming home, and sometimes the greatest evil is also the one closest to our hearts. James Moriarty is back from the dead, and he's not alone...S3 Rewrite! Trilogy under one title. Contains plot, character development, mature content, Sex!, violence. M/M,F/F,F/M. Four OCs, ACD influence. PART III has begun!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 537,049 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
WORDLOCKED by Queerasil reviews
Someone messes with the autocorrect on John's phone. The results are a blend between a disaster and a miracle.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgive Me by TheReturned reviews
Original Oneshot, now being continued. Sherlock asks John to forgive him in the tube carriage. What follows surprises them both. Alternative ending to The Empty Hearse. Johnlock. (Updated Summary)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,358 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maggot and Madman by Rose Moriarty reviews
John Watson: ex-army doctor, and modern-day fairy. Sherlock Holmes: consulting detective, and a self-proclaimed sociopath. A match made in heaven, obviously. The chronicles of the fairy and his detective as they solve crimes in a London that is fast approaching the emergence of fairies from myth to reality, and maybe fall in love along the way. AU, Johnlock , T for language only.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,166 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Harry W. - Complete
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star reviews
When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,980 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snow and Ice by HollyGlow reviews
A year after The Fall. John has fallen into a darkness that he doesn't even see. Sherlock's carefully lain plan, to stay away and protect the man he didn't want to admit he had feelings for must be thrown out the window. Johnlock, AU Post Fall, M-MA for graphic scenes, especially in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Habits by Lunavere reviews
The first time Jim Moriarty broke into 221B, he hadn't been expecting much, and he definitely didn't expect it to become a habit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Immortals in a Nutshell by shang-wombat reviews
And now for the eagerly awaited sequel to Song of the Lioness in a Nutshell. *We're still insane*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003
Song of the Lioness In a nutshell by shang-wombat reviews
***We plead temporary insanity** ( Rating has chaged )This is the REAL story of alanna!!! Be forwarned, plot gophers are rampant!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
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Lex's Musings reviews
Smallville companion to my Spiderman's musings, Lex reflects on his life.... nicely melodramatic, has some fun word play, good times. read it. rated K for some sophisticated vocab.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Fabric Store reviews
very short one shot, Peter goes to the fabric store to buy some more fabric to make his special leotard. very funny, and short. worth your time. please review.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Spiderman Musings reviews
K for mention of the word killing first ficlet in this genre be kind and review.... Harry Osborn reflects on troubles.... very short and in my opinion well written so definitely worth your time :D NEW UPDATED consolidated with peter's and added Mary Jane'
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005
The VSD of Prince Jonathan reviews
I was unaware that any other VSD of Jonathan existed at the time I wrote this, any and all similarities purely coincidental, that said, enjoy the fic! not a oneshot, will update in about a week, maybe sooner, pg rated for a swear word
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
strawberry waffles reviews
pg for some alcohol references
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete