voidsiren
 I've never written anything that's not a meme Updated 8-26-19 Hey! Quick warning I get rambly and sentimental down there so read at your own risk! Actual Profile: Hi, I'm Max, I'm eighteen, and I never fucking learned how to read. Also I'm seriously not as depressed as I make it sound sometimes lmao I'm going to college for music currently; if you're ever at Montclair don't be afraid to say hi! I'll be the shortest, whitest boy on campus with also the worst hair bc life be like that yknow I've gotten more into gaming than writing recently, but I'll be trying to put some new stuff out anyway, especially since there's a lack of game-related fanfic shenanigans, at least on this site. Also I just want to imagine a Dark Souls coffee shop AU because that sounds fucking hilarious Quick Q&A! for anyone who's curious about the man behind the memes 1. What shows are you into? I literally don't watch TV but I'm open to recommendations; the only thing I've really seen recently is Good Omens because I loved the book and heard good things about it [and I was not disappointed] 2. How often do you play sports? Okay look. Don't judge me for this but I started playing volleyball after watching Haikyuu in 2015 and have not looked back. (That's actually also how I got my friends to play but shh) 3. Do you have any secret talents? Folding things in perfect thirds 4. Are you usually early or late? A mix of both I guess? I try really hard to be early but yeah things don't have a habit of working out that way 5. What quirks do you have? I'm really good at looking like I belong places even when I'm completely lost. The amount of times people have asked me for directions in a country I'm not from or approached me thinking I'm an employee is honestly scary. 6. What's your favorite drink? Coffee, as sweet as possible 7. What do you hope never changes? I hope my hair dye never fades but I'm not a miracle worker lol 8. What is your dream car? I've never learned the breeds of cars and I'm not about to start 9. Where would you rather be right now? Ireland, hands down. That's my dream location to move once I retire 10. What songs have you completely memorized? Alright a music question. So I've been getting into doing drum covers of DragonForce this year and like. Their songs are so complicated I can't even begin. But yeah I've got Black Fire pretty much 100%, and I'm like ~70% through Judgement Day and Fallen World. Come back to me in like another year lol 11. What would you rate 10/10? Skyrim. It should be game of the year again. (for anyone who isn't into the gaming scene this is a #sarcasm) (jokes aside I actually do really like the game, and the modding community especially is A) 12. What job would you be terrible at? Any kind of business entrepreneurship. First of all I'm not creative, and also I hate CEOs on principle. 13. What are you absolutely determined to do? There's a couple; get better at the drums... graduate early... guillotine some billionaires... the usual 14. What skill would you like to master? Yes. 15. What website do you visit most often? twitch lol 16. What would your perfect room look like? Peach-colored walls, light cream wood furnishings. A four-poster bed for me and my partner, several paintings hung up on the walls, a couple hanging houseplants. Big windows that overlook the ocean. 17. What form of art do you appreciate most? Music, of course, but I've been getting into digital art too, so that's fun 18. What takes up too much of your time? Animal Crossing 19. What do you wish you knew more about? Gardening and stuff. I was never an outdoorsy guy, but now the thought of having a little garden to grow vegetables and stuff sounds so charming 20. What's the best day to start the day? I've never liked waking up in the morning lol. But it would be preferably with coffee waiting for me and the promise that I can go back to sleep soon 21. How different was your life one year ago? My dude, one year ago I was drowning in AP homework and depression and now I'm living on my own. It's great. 22. What's the best single day on the calendar? My birthday, duh, cause I'm an egotistical bastard 23. What's your favorite genre of book or movie? High fantasy 24. What fad or trend do you hope comes back? 80's fashion because then I could wear oversized sweatshirts every day and not feel like a slob lol 25. What city would you most like to live in? Limerick, because it's one of the only places in Ireland I don't have family 26. When was the last time you climbed a tree? Couple months ago? But yeah I never stopped. If I find a climbeable tree I'm up there yo. Life hack: You're never "too old" to do anything 27. What do you consider to be your best find? I bought swords on Amazon yo. They weren't even that expensive. I just have swords hanging up in my house now and they're great. 28. What age do you wish you could permanently be? 21: old enough to drink, not old enough to have wrinkles or be out of college yet 29. What are you most likely to become famous for? Something dumb. Like, remember that guy who got drunk and swam the Hoover Dam? That's gonna be me in like five years All the old stuff I had on here (quiz games and the like) seem kind of cheesy now, but for some reason I kind of want to redo them? Just to see how far I've come. This might be stupid but idc lmao here goes 1. Put your playlist on shuffle (i just realised this means y'all are gonna see my fucking weird (and totally random rawr XD) my music taste is so. prepare yourselves i guess) |
