First time putting pen to paper. Slow burn.

AU/ Neighbours from hell to lovers to blissful married coupledom. Alex and Piper, fluff and a bit o' drama.

Dared by her best friend to visit what turns out being a famous, high-class sex club, Piper Chapman, a young, stressed out businesswoman, finds out that Alex Vause, the intriguing, charming owner of the club, and the kind of entertainment that she offers, might be exactly what she needs in order to loosen up. Vauseman AU.

Alex and Piper both teach at the same school. Alex is falling fast, but Piper is determined to keep their relationship hidden from her family. How long can it last? (This is a sequel to Carry Your Heart, but also works as a standalone too. Recap in first chapter.) Plenty of smut, some jokes, and a load of largely unnecessary literary references. Let's have a laugh.

Have you ever fallen for someone online? Would you consider dating someone that you met online? Vauseman AU. An email exchange between two women who didn't expect the unexpected. See how Piper and Alex are inevitable in another life. Romance, fluff, angst, drama, humor, and some smut.

Charity Auction AU. When Nicky finds out she's obligated to participate in a charity auction as part of her community service sentence, she makes her best friend, Alex, bid on her. Alex agrees but once she sees Piper on that stage she doesn't think twice in screwing her best friend over and bidding on Piper.

Piper is determined to do well in her introduction to psychology course even if it means asking the intimidating TA for help. College AU. Vauseman. Complete.

Celebrity crush, one in a million chance meeting. A love triangle or maybe a rectangle. A witty little boy and a hell of a lot of complications. How will Vauseman handle this one. Its going to get complicated.

Vauseman AU. What happens after a package delivery is delivered to the wrong owner? Is it destiny or just a coincidence? Watch out for Romance, fluff, drama, angst, and a little bit of everything in between.

Piper Chapman is student teaching under Alex Vause. I suck at summaries, but it's worth reading, I promise. *Rating will change to M in later chapters*

Alex Vause is an English teacher who is gradually losing love for everything around her. When Piper Chapman is hired as her new colleague, Alex's life lights up. (I can't write these summaries without them sounding clichéd as s***, so here's the facts: slow burn, plenty of exposition. Sexual content coming up, some bad language. Prompts from Vausemaniac and Jamie Jay.)

Piper and Alex Boarding School AU. Piper starts at Litchfield Academy her sophomore year, where she's assigned the previously vacant half of the dorm room belonging to Alex Vause - resident scholarship kid and purveyor of contraband substances to most of the student population.

AU/ When the new neighbour, Alex Vause, moves in a few doors from Piper Chapman; the idealistic waitress who has lived a blissfully single life, sparks begin to fly and egos start to clash. It's a hate-love relationship that turns fiery right from the beginning.

AU/ Alex and Piper; two brilliant doctors, both living in the present, with many parts still dwelling in the past. There's a lot of baggage and a lot of unanswered questions.