If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!

tea is a funny thing, isn't it? Some people might say that tea is something innocent. Have those people ever thought about that they actually serve tea at mental hospitals, and have done for a very long time? I would not be surprised if they also served tea to the prisoners, at least I am quite sure that they do it nowadays. And tea is basically made from leaves and water, isn't that right? I think we all know that no new water is produced; we are drinking the same water as we drank 1000 years ago. What if someone was murdered in their bathtub?
Let's think about that, shall we? The blood will pour out from the stabbed, injured body and into the water. Floating around like red lemonade in the most likely white bathtub. That bloody murder-water that that young woman or those innocent children were murdered in, is most likely the same water that you just put your teabag in. Isn't that just ironic, with the thought of how innocent tea is supposed to be? But I have already spoken too much. Enjoy your tea, my fellow inmates.