Missing scene from 14x09 "It's a Jersey Thing." (Teen!boys AU) Not only was Cartman grateful to Kyle for saving him from getting raped by Snooki, he was also feeling a little hot and bothered at the site of this 'Kyley-B' figure. And who was Eric Cartman to not act out on his desires? M/M Kyman (that means yaoi!) One-shot, Jersey!Kyle, blowjobs, ehhhh, PWP/NSFW-ish, rated M. Hngh.

Kyle gets irritated when Stan starts arguing with Cartman more often. Could it be that he's actually...jealous? Of STAN? Kyman! Read & review if you like!

The All-American Rejects. Kenny stumbles upon the realization that Cartman might not only have a thing for just Kyle, but Stan too. When Kenny confronts him about it this makes Cartman re-think his relationship with both of them. CartmanxKyle, CartmanxStan and also a little bit of StanxWendy

What would have happened if Crowley was the one Dean spoke to at the end of 'Two Minutes to Midnight' and not Bobby? Do opposites really attract or are Dean and Crowley not so different after all? And will what they have survive when everyone is trying to tear them apart? eventual Dean/Crowley slash and rated M for later chapters.

Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.

Clyde was, by nature, a very apathetic person. Craig always knew how to defy that apathy. CraigClyde. Oneshot.

A story in which Craig gets a little jealous over the attention Kenny is giving to HIS best friend. Rated T for swearing.

In order to prove to his sister that he doesn’t love Clyde, Craig makes a list of reasons. But things don’t go as planned...craigxclyde. SMUT/LIME. SHITTY HUMOR AND LAZY STORYTELLING.

As soon as Kyle spotted Cartman with a girl, he immediately thinks that Cartman likes this girl making him get jealous. pairing: KylexCartman, might put in more couples doubt it though

Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.